I'd still tap Jessica Biel. Her acting is OK, its nothing too exceptional. Very good body and she is attractive too.
J.Simpson's head is full of rocks. Nick Lachey basically figured 'Hey I waited out for so long I might as well get that v-card since I put so much effort into this'. So they got back together, he got what he needed, then ran off.
Sienna Miller is probably a crackhead
Kiera Knightly COULD use implants
Scarlett does have a bit of chub, its in the right places though.
I found the most asanine was the 'crackhead' comment when Lindsey is probably the one providing her with it.