ShakesAllDay
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I sharted during deadlifts this morning.
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It happened...
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pmiller383
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Nice, I let a mean one rip at the bottom of a front squat yesterday started laughing and almost had to dump the weight, I check though and everything was clean lol
ShakesAllDay
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I didn't check... I didn't have to. Squishy butt tells the tale.
BUT, I sure did finish my last two sets!
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t3stxlr4titud
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It happens when you have ShakesAllDay.
But generally that is a solid indication that it was a good rep, when you shart your drawls.
-TF
But generally that is a solid indication that it was a good rep, when you shart your drawls.
-TF
ShakesAllDay
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t3stxlr4titud
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Well if it was during some leg extensions or lunges, I might say you loose sphincter.
However, the fact that you seemed a bit concerned about 'a loose caboose', I would re-frame from anal sex for a few weeks and work on some kegals. Your lover will thank you for it.
-TF
ShakesAllDay
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Dr Packenwood
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I refuse to make a move if I even have an inkling that I'm going to fart in the smallest amount. I had a near miss when one sneaked (yes thats the correct word. Snuck isn't a word) up on me a few weeks ago during leg curls. It felt like my entire digestive tract was trying to ram its way out of my anus. After it subsided I decided leg day was done and I drove 15 mph over the speed limit the whole way back home because I refuse to take care of business at the gym. Thats just nasty. I'd rather walk around bare foot or rub my eyes after using free weights than sit on a gym toilet.
ShakesAllDay
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Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.
This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!
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pmiller383
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They should make gym shorts with a muffler and spoof just for this reason, you never see them coming and they are always intense.Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.
This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!
:donut:
ShakesAllDay
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I don't care if I rip ass in the gym... I'm not too modest. So, I don't need a muffler. But, some type of 'strength trainer Depends' may be of benefit... just so I don't ruin my nice Hanes boxer briefs.
t3stxlr4titud
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Dang, 'snuck' isn't a word? That sucks. It sounds much better than 'sneaked'.
This was without warning... I got to the bottom of the rep and started another pull and... SHART!
:donut:
Snuck and sneaked is a past tense and a past participle of sneak, but if you want to sound emucated sneaked is the proper form.
-TF
t3stxlr4titud
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Correct. That is because you can not accidentally brush across another man's junk.
-TF
bitterplacebo
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I prefer not to also, but I would never get a workout in if I lived by that rule. I always have to take a double dump in the mornings where I workout. Must be nerves/adrenaline in anticipation of getting some squats or deadlifts done.
So did you just finish the last two sets with some mud butt, Shakes?
ShakesAllDay
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bitterplacebo
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That is dedication.
ShakesAllDay
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Finishing the sets were nothing compared to the ride home. That was a little weird and I felt a little bit nasty. :rofl:
prld2gr8ns
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I agree.:rofl: