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IronFlex supps ALPHA 90- who wants it?

DJBeanPole said:
Alright then I'll tell you a joke. The only one that came to me (besides the Whale Joke which is much better performed in person, while drunk, to a crowd of other people, hopefully drunk, on a moving metro bus whose driver was kind enough to let you use the overhead announcement system to tell it to the entire bus, which was also simulcast on the outer speakers to traffic, in downtown Indianapolis, on my way back to my parking spot from the 500. LOL. Yes, it happened.)

This joke isn't even dirty, racist, or containing cuss words... so what makes it so funny is beyond me. I laughed my ass off.

A guy walks into a bar at 2pm on a Sunday afternoon. The only other person in the bar besides himself was the bartender. The bartender walks as this gentleman walks in with a brown paper bag and sits down at the bar. The man takes the brown paper bag, open it up, and pull out a tiny little black bench. He reaches in again and pulls out a tiny little piano. And then, much to the bartender's surprise, the man pulls out a tiny little MAN! The little man then sits down on the little bench, and begins to play the tiny little piano. The bartender, bewildered, walks over to the man.

"How in the hell did you get that little man to play!?!" the bartender asked.

The strange man, with his tiny little friend wailing away at the piano, then pulls a shiny lamp out of his pocket and throws it to the bartender.

"Rub this," he says, "and you'll see."

The bartender rubs the lamp vigorously and out pops a genie. The genie looks at the bartender and says "I'll grant you one wish!"

The bartender thinks it over... "I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!"

"Your wish is my command" the genie responds, before turning into a cloud of smoke and returning to the lamp.

For a few seconds nothing happens. And then a mallard duck walks through the door. And then another. And another. And another. Suddenly hundreds of ducks are piling into the bar from all over. The bartendre quickly runs over to the front door and peers out the window and sees THOUSANDS and ducks waddling their way towards the bar. He runs back over to the man with his little friend playing the piano.

"What the hell! I said I want a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The man looks up at him and responds...

"No ****! You think I really wanted a 9 inch pianist?"

:D
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Funny as hell!!
 
I have a joke for you its one of my favorites

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in."

So St. Peter takes aside the first man, and asks him how he died.
"Well, I'd been suspicious of my wife having an affair for some time now, so today I came home from work early. I just knew the guy was in my apartment, but I couldn't find him. I looked everywhere and was just about to give up, when I went out on the balcony of my 23rd story apartment and there he was hanging over the edge! He was just barely hanging on, there was no way he could climb back onto the balcony. It was a really stupid place to try to hide. I was livid, so I started punching him and clawing at his fingers, but he held on. Finally I went to get a hammer and started pounding on his fingers
and he fell down. But what really angered me was that he landed in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator, threw it off the balcony and it landed on him. Unfortunately I was so riled up by the incident I had a heart attack and died."

St. Peter was taken aback, and said "While you did die in a dramatic fashion, I think we need to look at that whole second degree murder before we let you in - off to limbo with you." He then approached the second man and asked him how he had died.

"I was riding my exercise bike on the balcony of my 24th story apartment, when the thing broke and threw me over the railing! I grabbed furiously at the railing and slipped, but managed to catch on the balcony below mine. I tried to climb up but it just wasn't possible. I thought I was going to fall but then someone came out on the balcony. I thought he would help me, until he started hitting me! I held on as best I could, but when he got a hammer and started hitting me I finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell. Somehow, though, I fell in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! Just as I'm coming around, I look up and BAM this refrigerator lands on me. So here I am."

St. Peter immediately admitted this second man to heaven, and pulled aside the third man and asked him for his story.

"Picture this: I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
 
McCrew530 said:
I have a joke for you its one of my favorites

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in."

So St. Peter takes aside the first man, and asks him how he died.
"Well, I'd been suspicious of my wife having an affair for some time now, so today I came home from work early. I just knew the guy was in my apartment, but I couldn't find him. I looked everywhere and was just about to give up, when I went out on the balcony of my 23rd story apartment and there he was hanging over the edge! He was just barely hanging on, there was no way he could climb back onto the balcony. It was a really stupid place to try to hide. I was livid, so I started punching him and clawing at his fingers, but he held on. Finally I went to get a hammer and started pounding on his fingers
and he fell down. But what really angered me was that he landed in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator, threw it off the balcony and it landed on him. Unfortunately I was so riled up by the incident I had a heart attack and died."

St. Peter was taken aback, and said "While you did die in a dramatic fashion, I think we need to look at that whole second degree murder before we let you in - off to limbo with you." He then approached the second man and asked him how he had died.

"I was riding my exercise bike on the balcony of my 24th story apartment, when the thing broke and threw me over the railing! I grabbed furiously at the railing and slipped, but managed to catch on the balcony below mine. I tried to climb up but it just wasn't possible. I thought I was going to fall but then someone came out on the balcony. I thought he would help me, until he started hitting me! I held on as best I could, but when he got a hammer and started hitting me I finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell. Somehow, though, I fell in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! Just as I'm coming around, I look up and BAM this refrigerator lands on me. So here I am."

St. Peter immediately admitted this second man to heaven, and pulled aside the third man and asked him for his story.

"Picture this: I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
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Heard it.
 
McCrew530 said:
I have a joke for you its one of my favorites

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter says "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in."

So St. Peter takes aside the first man, and asks him how he died.
"Well, I'd been suspicious of my wife having an affair for some time now, so today I came home from work early. I just knew the guy was in my apartment, but I couldn't find him. I looked everywhere and was just about to give up, when I went out on the balcony of my 23rd story apartment and there he was hanging over the edge! He was just barely hanging on, there was no way he could climb back onto the balcony. It was a really stupid place to try to hide. I was livid, so I started punching him and clawing at his fingers, but he held on. Finally I went to get a hammer and started pounding on his fingers
and he fell down. But what really angered me was that he landed in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! I was so mad I grabbed the refrigerator, threw it off the balcony and it landed on him. Unfortunately I was so riled up by the incident I had a heart attack and died."

St. Peter was taken aback, and said "While you did die in a dramatic fashion, I think we need to look at that whole second degree murder before we let you in - off to limbo with you." He then approached the second man and asked him how he had died.

"I was riding my exercise bike on the balcony of my 24th story apartment, when the thing broke and threw me over the railing! I grabbed furiously at the railing and slipped, but managed to catch on the balcony below mine. I tried to climb up but it just wasn't possible. I thought I was going to fall but then someone came out on the balcony. I thought he would help me, until he started hitting me! I held on as best I could, but when he got a hammer and started hitting me I finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell. Somehow, though, I fell in some bushes and fell to the ground dazed, but basically OK! Just as I'm coming around, I look up and BAM this refrigerator lands on me. So here I am."

St. Peter immediately admitted this second man to heaven, and pulled aside the third man and asked him for his story.

"Picture this: I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
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Lol that's good!

Are you going to submit an app as well?
 
tyga tyga said:
Lol that's good!

Are you going to submit an app as well?
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As Much as I would love to I just started a log for PNI running their new pre work out. I am going to be fallowing the people who are chosen to run this though. I have had M1A on my radar for a while now and have great respect for the quality of products that you guys put out. So with this being a 90count product I will more than likely be investing here soon.
 
Lets get those Monday apps in :)

Calling and audible as well.. To make me laugh it doesn't have to be a joke.. It can be anything; meme, picture, joke, phrase; short clip from a movie.. Just has to make me laugh!

good luck!
 
I'm using mbol 25 now, finally.

It's only been about a week, and I'm on the fence about it.
Dosing 100mg e/d.

Label list pmag, but I've been told its a mistake? And contains methyl clostebol.

I've never ran 100mg of hdrol, or tbol. Never needed too.
So I'm expecting great things.

Not sure if its placebo, or I'm feeling effects. ( better mood, increased aggression, fuller, confidence)
These are feelings I have when on androgens.

Contents inside caps were salty though. Wasn't expecting that.

No sides so far. I'm looking for a new job. So always good to be on an swoll when going for interviews in my experience.
 
jbryand101b said:
I'm using mbol 25 now, finally.

It's only been about a week, and I'm on the fence about it.
Dosing 100mg e/d.

Label list pmag, but I've been told its a mistake? And contains methyl clostebol.

I've never ran 100mg of hdrol, or tbol. Never needed too.
So I'm expecting great things.

Not sure if its placebo, or I'm feeling effects. ( better mood, increased aggression, fuller, confidence)
These are feelings I have when on androgens.

Contents inside caps were salty though. Wasn't expecting that.

No sides so far. I'm looking for a new job. So always good to be on an swoll when going for interviews in my experience.
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Is this an app???
 
jbryand101b said:
I'm using mbol 25 now, finally.

It's only been about a week, and I'm on the fence about it.
Dosing 100mg e/d.

Label list pmag, but I've been told its a mistake? And contains methyl clostebol.

I've never ran 100mg of hdrol, or tbol. Never needed too.
So I'm expecting great things.

Not sure if its placebo, or I'm feeling effects. ( better mood, increased aggression, fuller, confidence)
These are feelings I have when on androgens.

Contents inside caps were salty though. Wasn't expecting that.

No sides so far. I'm looking for a new job. So always good to be on an swoll when going for interviews in my experience.
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Always a plus when you look swoll at an interview lol
Throw an app in bry, I respect your no shills honesty.
 
I saw your mom walking down the street with one shoe on, so I asked her,
"hey, did you lose your shoe?"

She replied, " nope, I found one!"

:spankme:
 
jbryand101b said:
Does it look like one?
I can't figure out who the reps for iron flex are, cause none of them have it in their signatures.
So decided to post in threads of theirs. If its good, that's how it'll get the most attention.
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Myself and Tyga are both reps and have it in our signatures.. :)
 
jbryand101b said:
I saw your mom walking down the street with one shoe on, so I asked her,
"hey, did you lose your shoe?"

She replied, " nope, I found one!"

:spankme:
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Haha.

Yea me and caz are the reps for Ironflex, sorry if we missed any questions you had
 
IronFlex said:
He logged it a few years ago. He didn't respond to it oddly. Not sure what he meant by using the present tense.
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8 months ago to be exact. 125mg and I experienced headaches and over all not a good sense of well being. that was from one bottle though, and I don't think it was d/t the product.

I have restarted it at 100mg e/d, and will be using it at this dosage throughout.
 
IronFlex said:
You told me you experienced no strength gains, fat loss, nothing, except bad sides. Are you sure you aren't referring to a different hormone?
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no, it's the same one. but I don't think this is because of the hormone. I think this was because of some supplements I was using, and overall stress at the time. November was a tough month at lifetime fitness, and I quit two months later.

recouped, feel good, ready to get back.
 
jbryand101b said:
no, it's the same one. but I don't think this is because of the hormone. I think this was because of some supplements I was using, and overall stress at the time. November was a tough month at lifetime fitness, and I quit two months later.

recouped, feel good, ready to get back.
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Ohhh I see. Well glad to see you are giving it a second chance. Hopefully round two is a better experience for you.
 
jbryand101b said:
no, it's the same one. but I don't think this is because of the hormone. I think this was because of some supplements I was using, and overall stress at the time. November was a tough month at lifetime fitness, and I quit two months later.

recouped, feel good, ready to get back.
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Stress could be a killer glad to hear things are better..
 
Afternoon bump

Man I figured more people would be jumping all over this opportunity!

20mg/cap-90cap bottle, you would get a full 30 days @ 60mg m1a ed
 
here is another good joke for everyone
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.

Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
 
Calling another audible. NO MINIMUM POST COUNT. But, we're going to discuss who gets chosen.. If your a strong poster you have a better chance!
 
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