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Interesting misshap in chem today

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Interesting chemistry class today...


Theres this kid who sits accross from me, he's a total hater. Well he starts stairing me down and pretending to inject something into his arm. I think "just let it go spatch," and I do.

A half hour later he does it again, with the teacher looking RIGHT at him. The teacher then looks at me, and I notion to him to do something about this rudness. The teacher does nothing. He then says, with the teacher no more than 10 feet away, "hey spatch, where are the steroids." The teacher obviously heard it, but does nothing. Now im getting a little annoyed. Well this kid is pretty heavy, so I say "Hey big guy, wheres the wendys?" The teacher FLIPS OUT. He says if I say anythign like that again I will be given a detention.... :wtf:



You might be asking why I'm posting this. Well, I dont know if you have noticed this, but it seems that the in shape people are slowly, or not so slowly, becoming the "minority", and that overweight people are becoming the majority.

After school, one of my friends said I should have kicked his ass. That's not necessary, and I'm not that kind of kid.

Now I would let this get to me, but in the words of Einstein "Great men have always been obstructed by lesser minds."
 
:thumbsup:You're definately the bigger man (no pun intended) and should not worry about fatass dicks like that guy. Good job!
 
agreed- guys like that end up getting what they deserve. your teacher seems to be blind..
 
So...your real name is Spatch? Your parents really screwed you. BTW, the obese are slowly becoming the majority. Over 30% of the American adult population is obese (about 60 million people)!
 
Spatch...I encounter a lot of the same stereotypical comments from people myself and try to just ignore them. I attribute it to ignorance and jealousy. Being a weight trained female in a small southern town, I am totally the minority. At the gym on halloween a guy made the comment to me.."hey look at her costume...it's Pocohontas...on steriods" Or I get this one from other women that ask me for workout tips..."I just want to tone up...not get muscles like you...my husband says women should be soft". I'm like...:wtf: I feel like responding with..."then tell your husband to stop checkin' out my ass when he thinks I'm not looking...if he likes your soft, fat one better." Strangers approach me and say the dumbest stuff...could go on for days on that subject. Been accused of steriod use numerous times. I'm natty so far and just take it as a complement.:D
 
natedogg said:
So...your real name is Spatch? Your parents really screwed you. BTW, the obese are slowly becoming the majority. Over 30% of the American adult population is obese (about 60 million people)!
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Its an abreviatioin of my last name. :thumbsup:
 
spatch said:
Interesting chemistry class today...

Theres this kid who sits accross from me, he's a total hater. Well he starts stairing me down and pretending to inject something into his arm. I think "just let it go spatch," and I do.

A half hour later he does it again, with the teacher looking RIGHT at him. The teacher then looks at me, and I notion to him to do something about this rudness. The teacher does nothing. He then says, with the teacher no more than 10 feet away, "hey spatch, where are the steroids." The teacher obviously heard it, but does nothing. Now im getting a little annoyed. Well this kid is pretty heavy, so I say "Hey big guy, wheres the wendys?" The teacher FLIPS OUT. He says if I say anythign like that again I will be given a detention.... :wtf:
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You shouldn't have opened your mouth.
Just make motions of having a gorging on a sub, rubbing a fat belly and laughing at the other guy. Or Puffing your cheeks and sticking out your tongue.
 
I going to go out on a limb and assume that your chem teacher is fat too, right?
 
MarcusG said:
You shouldn't have opened your mouth.
Just make motions of having a gorging on a sub, rubbing a fat belly and laughing at the other guy.
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:icon_lol: You definetly should have done this one! But really, good job controlling yourself. A lot of other younger guys probably would have went off on that fat kid.
 
wheres the wendys...that is funny..gonna have to remember that one...
 
bioman said:
Your teacher is an idiot, unfortunately idiots are also becoming the majority.
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LOL. I don't have any numbers on that one, but I'd venture to say that at least half of the American population is made up of idiots.
 
I'm disappointed - I was expecting this to be something along the lines of "Today in chem lab when we were supposed to be conducting the dehydration of 2-methylcyclohexanol, some ass clown mistakenly added sodium bicarbonate to the solution and it resulted in a 250mg/mL solution of testosterone enanthate!!" or something along those lines....

But yeah, same with me... I always get made fun of at work for lifting weights and "going tanning like a fag" and "drinking that muscle stuff"... Usually while they're munching on whoppers...
 
Tell fatty the world needs guys that r in shape to lower fat asses like him in the ground at an early age !!!! That was a little harsh but being in shape should be respected !!!!!
 
RipdnTxs said:
Tell fatty the world needs guys that r in shape to lower fat asses like him in the ground at an early age !!!! That was a little harsh but being in shape should be respected !!!!!
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Mean, but funny. Personally I'm not one for name calling. I think if he said something as ignorant as he did to me I would just look at him, shake my head, and look away...then take care of his fat ass after class.
 
spatch said:
Not only that, shes a dyke :jaw:




I'm serious, no kidding.
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wait a minute, you said in the first post "The teacher FLIPS OUT. HE says if I say anythign like that again I will be given a detention.... "

spelling error or is this story kinda... iffy? im going to go with spelling error though.
 
Pioneer said:
wait a minute, you said in the first post "The teacher FLIPS OUT. HE says if I say anythign like that again I will be given a detention.... "

spelling error or is this story kinda... iffy? im going to go with spelling error though.
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Yeah I noticed that, too... Sounds like someone is seeking e-attention / e-bonding to me... :stick:

I had initially thought spelling error, but then he CAPITALIZED the "h" in "he", so obviously he meant the he there... And I don't think anyone would call a "he" a "dyke"???
 
natedogg said:
LOL. I don't have any numbers on that one, but I'd venture to say that at least half of the American population is made up of idiots.
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I remember Carlin saying something about it. He said "You guys need to think about this...Think of how stupid the average American is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that."

Of course, the growing sense of victimhood and the lack of personal responsibility in this country is making my stomach turn. I wish people would understand that it's a choice we make. We chose chicken breasts, lean meats, good carbs and fats, etc. You chose to eat the double cheeseburgers and large fries. I hate to turn it into a "us versus them" mentality, but that appears to be what's happening.:frustrate
 
spatch said:
The teacher FLIPS OUT. He says if I say anythign like that again I will be given a detention.... :wtf:
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.... Should be written as...

The kid FLIPS OUT. The teacher says if I say that again I will be given a detention...
 
..."then tell your husband to stop checkin' out my ass when he thinks I'm not looking
I like that one.:thumbsup:
 
Spatch...I encounter a lot of the same stereotypical comments from people myself and try to just ignore them. I attribute it to ignorance and jealousy. Being a weight trained female in a small southern town, I am totally the minority. At the gym on halloween a guy made the comment to me.."hey look at her costume...it's Pocohontas...on steriods" Or I get this one from other women that ask me for workout tips..."I just want to tone up...not get muscles like you...my husband says women should be soft". I'm like... I feel like responding with..."then tell your husband to stop checkin' out my ass when he thinks I'm not looking...if he likes your soft, fat one better." Strangers approach me and say the dumbest stuff...could go on for days on that subject. Been accused of steriod use numerous times. I'm natty so far and just take it as a complement.
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There's some muscular women at my gym and I hear other girls make comments like that all the time. What a load of crap. These are the same women that accept their sagging ass as natural genetic progression.

Spatch - maybe next time offer to help the fat bastard. He's obviously a jealous piece of crap. Next time he pulls something like that, calmly tell him youll be happy to give him a discount helping him put a diet and training routine together. After all, you'd hate to have a smart guy like him die before his time of diabetes or heart disease. After all, he hasnt even been laid yet:D

BV
 
You have more patience then me Spatch, I would of broke his nose.Invalid Link Removed
 
Wow dude, that's pretty fucked up on your teacher's part, when I encounter those problems I separate the kids and if they don't like it they can talk to the counselor or run laps after school since I'm a PE teacher.
 
Iron Warrior said:
Wow dude, that's pretty fucked up on your teacher's part, when I encounter those problems I separate the kids and if they don't like it they can talk to the counselor or run laps after school since I'm a PE teacher.
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I would put them in a ring and let them settle it there. :D That would go over well with the parents huh.
 
Unfortunately, it gets worse the older you get. Envy has no age range.
So then you have to ask youself the question, What's worse, being treated like an expensive piece of meat by every crotch sniffer that notices you as they pass by (and they all notice), or be presumed to not know anything but the source where you get your drugs, or being embarassed at a business meeting because the first thing that 'they' notice is how muscular you are?
Having been through all of them, I hate them all. Sometimes I can tolerate it, other times I can't.
But if the only other option is to be LIKE them, which should we choose?
Like you, Spatch, I choose the high road--most of the time. Other times, I have been known to whip out a wicked sharp tongue. But the latter only adds to more intimidatation and contempt.
 
natedogg said:
I would put them in a ring and let them settle it there. :D That would go over well with the parents huh.
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My dad said that's how they used to settle things back in his days.
 
GoPower said:
Like you, Spatch, I choose the high road--most of the time. Other times, I have been known to whip out a wicked sharp tongue. But the latter only adds to more intimidatation and contempt.
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Not if you do it right. :D

The high road is where we belong most of the time, but the low road is necessary sometimes. It's also fun and effective if you do it right.
 
natedogg said:
I would put them in a ring and let them settle it there. :D That would go over well with the parents huh.
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**** parents bitch about less these days, I've had a parent threaten a lawsuit against me because I asked, not forced, her severly obese son to run 1 mile and walk 1 mile like the rest of the class, does this lady not know the class is called Physical Education for a damn good reason :icon_lol:
 
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