good to see that you have a sense of humor. but srs if you have normal testosterone levels, i doubt tht a steroid is likely to cause an increase in hair growth. other than the fact that you may have higher protein turnover which may speed the growth but not to a substantial degree.
honestly i've took steroids for years and i used to only have to shave like once a week. now i have to shave eod but it doesn't seem to matter if i'm on steroids or not.
i cant say for sure though, my head hair is thicker and grows faster now also, contrary to what alot people have happen when they take androgens ???? wtfk