I was robbed at KFC w/o a gun

labrad

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The other week, my gf had a stomach virus. Well, she had not eaten in about 24 hours. So, I told her she needed something to eat, and I would pick it up for her. She asked for some mashed potatos from KFC. When I got there, I noticed that they had a special for wings. It said,"8 piece wings for 2.99". Well, I was a little hungry and it sounded like a good deal so I went for it.

Got home, gave my gf her mashed potatos and opened up my box of 8 wings. To my horror, it only contained 4 wings. They had broken them in half(1 drum and 1 flapper), thus those f*cks could call it an "8 piece wing" box. What seemed like a good deal (8 wings for 2.99) in actuality ended up to be a bad deal (4 wings for 2.99). In short, those f*cks ripped me off.

I will never go to KFC again (I rarely did anyway). From now on it is Popeyes (they make better fried chicken anyway).

Had to get that off my chest.
 
Maybe you should go a demand they give you 8 wings, and ask to please see the manager so you may take the 4 wings you got earlier and shove them so far up his ass his breath smells like "original recipe" :D
 
Thanks guys for the replies (and support), but they had me on a technicality "8 piece wings". Focus on the word "piece" and you will understand. We live in a sh*tty world when someone breaks a wing in half and calls it 2 pieces. I would not have done this to my worst enemy. I hope Colonel Sanders rots in hell for this one.
 
labrad said:
Thanks guys for the replies (and support), but they had me on a technicality "8 piece wings". Focus on the word "piece" and you will understand. We live in a sh*tty world when someone breaks a wing in half and calls it 2 pieces. I would not have done this to my worst enemy. I hope Colonel Sanders rots in hell for this one.
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Sad part is Colonel Sanders would prolly not have done it this way....it woulda prolly been as expected. They know what they are doin...kinda like smokin weed but not inhalin or defining the term "is"....:rolleyes: whoever wrote that description knew people would read it as 8 piece wings....and i know i woulda expected 8 wings in it. u r right...thats what i would consider deceptive advertising myself...but thats jus me.
 
that fuckin blows man, hate that kind of ****... never do fast food really, but that's definitely one of the reasons to stop
 
Ever see the biography on col. sanders? He sold the franchise for a million dollars. A few years later it was sold again for like 200 million...
 
Pinnicle took me for almost 6 mos of training and more than $200.  They tricked me with there flashy ads "delivery system."  Bullshit.  Andro poppers,  Juiced protien.  If I haddent leaned of the BB websites full of info I would still be waisting money and still be a fatass.
 
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

I thought this was a joke thread until I read all of the replies. Did you actually think that you could buy an 8 piece chicken dinner for $2.99? And at KFC, of all places? Bro, Popeye's sell the 3 piece chicken wing dinners in whole pieces and a side order but KFC sells the wings alone in pieces.

If you thought that you were going to get 8 pieces of KFC chicken for such a small price, then this is your lucky day. I happen to sell real estate and have I got a deal for you.

I have an extremely large house in Washington, D.C. that I'm selling for a mere $500. It's in excellent condition, has a large front and back yard, and it's painted white. Many people call it the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue. :o
 
What I don't understand is why anyone would eat this poop in a bag to begin with.
I hope this was a "cheat" meal...
 
chvl67 said:
What I don't understand is why anyone would eat this poop in a bag to begin with.
I hope this was a "cheat" meal...
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So true, bro. But I don't consider KFC as a cheat meal. I prefer to refer it as a laxative because KFC gives me the "runs".
 
Biggin said:


**** that :D , go to Quizno's ;) double meat on that toasty ****, ow ow!
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Oh HELL NO, Quizno always uses some sweet sauce on every sandwich. They even screw up a good steak sandwich.

Go with Togo's Roasted Chicken on wheat.
 
Biggin said:
psh, Quizno's is some gooood **** man :D , plus... they have Cholula ;)
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Man, that chicken Carbonara from Quizno's is the best sub I've ever had, but their other subs are average IMO. BTW Muscle-Tech robbed me 3 years ago w/Cell-Tech, wish I knew then what I know now
 
Iron Warrior said:

Man, that chicken Carbonara from Quizno's is the best sub I've ever had, but their other subs are average IMO. BTW Muscle-Tech robbed me 3 years ago w/Cell-Tech, wish I knew then what I know now
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I'll have to see what you guys are talking about at Quizno. But I've had the Angus Steak and a Turkey sandwich from there and they both had some kind of sweet shitty sauce on it that totally ruined the taste.
 
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