I really think some of you live in a dream world

I tried to be gay in my centaur state, but it's virtually impossible.. anatomically speaking. :( My wang doesn't transfer over to horse size. And if you've ever tried to **** a horse's ass with a human wang, they just laugh in your face and send you packing. It's very embarrassing.
 
Swank, that means you're in my neck of the woods for the Pan Ams, and the Copa, and the Worlds this year, right? Pan Ams next week even.

I read you're under Saulo Ribeiro's school. So if you really do compete as much as you say you do, then you really would have to be coming here next week. I'll be there, in horse form. Make sure you say hi.
 
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Ubiquitous said:
Swank, that means you're in my neck of the woods for the Pan Ams, and the Copa, and the Worlds this year, right? Pan Ams next week even.

I read you're under Saulo Ribeiro's school. So if you really do compete as much as you say you do, then you really would have to be coming here next week. I'll be there, in horse form. Make sure you say hi.
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I believe the Swankster is under house arrest so unless the tourny is in his living room, this budding friendship may not blossom.
 
jas123 said:
I believe the Swankster is under house arrest so unless the tourny is in his living room, this budding friendship may not blossom.
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He seemed really interested in me. That's a bummer. I suppose another time then.

Swanky, do please PM me if you want to snuggle next time you compete around my area. Judging by your compliments on my avy, it seems you really do. I won't judge. I've matured so much simply by reading this thread, that I can happily receive your obvious advances, and in turn receive your love. I don't even care if you're not "classically handsome". (but I god damn hope you're smooth). wink wink, nudge nudge
 
you open your mouth in here when no one was talking to you looks like your a buck 50 i dont know if i could lose that much
 
lmao...

I'm 230. You have PM.

Follow a thread? Keyboard tough man, you managed to make a complete ass of yourself all over this thread. Noone here is really taking you seriously. I'll take you seriously however... you say you compete.. you're from Toledo Ohio, you are under Saulo's school... YOu most definitely will cross paths with me one day if you compete as much as you say you do. Reply to my PM. It's great to meet misguided ego-runts such as yourself. :D

Are you at the Pan Ams right now?
 
That would be awesome if an e-challenge jiu-jitsu match actually panned out. I think Swank weighs 200, so how about a catch weight of 215? Ubi, watch out for the shanking that will occur before during or after the match.
 
Swank weighs 200? aww isn't that cute. :)


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Props to his academy and Lovato Jr. winning the Black Belt Heavies though.
 
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I know some of you have well, probably some of you... Have actually learned to box? I heard one guy suggest boxing is a good way to start getting into martial arts because it will build stamina, endurance, balance ect. And he is right. Then the next guy says naw not really most boxing techniques aren't street friendly. The question wasnt about street friendly but typical mr hardass net guy mr know it all has to throw in his 2 cents. I'll really having a hard time picturing this guy is he fighting down on the docks with kimbo??? Street friendly? Street friendly? Playoff? What do you mean PLayoffs? He must living in the hood or something must be eating supper and saying good-bye to his parents and going out and getting into street fights daily. I'm sorry to tell this guy that boxing is street friendly. I wonder if he has ever actually trained in boxing has he hit a heavy bag? I heard he was an internet legend pro mma fighter though. Has he hit focus mits? Has he learned to parry punches? Has he learned anything? Has he trained in boxing for an extended period of time and then watched a "new guy" come in and partnered up with him and realized how slow and unresponsive this new guy with no trianing is? And to "enlighten" you this same "new guy" would be the exact same type of guy you would meet on the street 99% of the time. Another thing about boxing not being street friendly ok you might be taken out of the realm of being able to box but just because you box doesnt mean that takes away from your ability to wrestle and roll around with another untrained fella you would be meeting on the "street".

I train in BJJ and boxing. I'm not a pro I do it to feel good about myself and better myself. I have been around pros I have trained with pros and I'm starting to smell a rat on here. Its funny but at the same time annoying. And yes I do have a big mouth and I am extremly opinionated. To tell me boxing is a waste of time pisses me off. Because I just got in from my garage training on my heavy bag and I know I know I'm positive what I have been taught in boxing would blow a guy on the street out of the water.:rasp:
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Boxing is very street friendly! I have not seen many street fights end up into grappling or wrestling matches. Sure possesing those tactics would serve as an advantage but punching and being able to take punches is as street as is gets.
 
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