I Don't Do Anything

Mrs. Gimpy! said:
i know ur probably kidding but the idea is disgusting.... all i can think of when people pay for sex is aids, hep c..... aids...hep c.... eww...
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For some reason, you post has revamped my inner desire to pay a hooker (preferably addicted to some narcotics) to read me a Dr. Seuss book.
 
supersoldier said:
Bump for Saturday night! :drunk:

Here I am on the couch again...:wave:
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Dude, I do this all the time...work, lift, rest...

The only thing I have to look forward to is the few girls that think they have a chance with me that will come over whenever I'm too lonely...

Or if my parents plan something out like way in advance, like the Mets/Braves game yesterday or if one of my friend beg me for long enough to do something like the trip to visit my boy in FL in June...

Other than that, I'm in the same boat...HBO, On Demand, NetFlix...these are my new friends. And you guys...bust honestly, I have a major goal I want to accomplish this year and I'm willing to do anything to get to it, you know?

Take care man...most of us are in the same boat...at least the ones that look as good as you and I...
 
poopypants said:
LOL my wifey dose this for me every day... even does the calc and sharpies the cals and amount of pro for each breast/chop/steak in my freezer and individually wraps them!

way better then trying to pick up some chick that can hardly think straight let alone cook.
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Oh man i'm LOVING it, this is the first girl i've had that totally supports my bodybuilding and doesn't ***** about the lifestyle, she is "concerned" about my steroid use but i told her in not so many words that i'm not going to change, lol.
 
CHAPS said:
Oh man i'm LOVING it, this is the first girl i've had that totally supports my bodybuilding and doesn't ***** about the lifestyle, she is "concerned" about my steroid use but i told her in not so many words that i'm not going to change, lol.
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you should show her this.....

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I did! lol That put her mind at ease, what didn't is being in my bedroom aka The Pharmacy lol. All she saw was supplements and i think some nolvadex, but ya she has showed some concern. Lying in bed the other night she said something like "ya but you could win that contest naturally, and you won't be cheating", ouchhhh, lol I was like "hunny, i wanna be a freak, you don't get freaky big with paper thin skin naturally, and i'm not cheating, i'm leveling the playing field" lmao try to change me women, neva, neva i say! muahahahahah lol
 
Iron Warrior said:
Dude, don't do everything I say. You could land in jail if you do as I say. I am not a role model :D

Just be funny, confident, and yourself above all else if you want a good girl ;)
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Make sure she doesn't reminisce about high school when she's in college. Make sure she doesn't tell you to have a threesome with her best friend and then holds it against you for the rest of the time you're together. Make sure she's not a psycho hoe. Make sure she's normal and make sure she's not immature. And don't let her change you. And if she tells you to give up the AAS tell her to F- O-F-F
 
supersoldier said:
:icon_lol:

Though this one is married, you seem to have an idea of the correct attitude that will get you laid in the real world.
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Yeah, I've got some AWESOME luck. I oughta shoot myself in the head with a nailgun for being a gigantic moron. It's just that I didn't take that prefix seriously, since this is the Internet and a lot of people call themselves Mr. this or Mrs. that. When Chad told me I wanted to find myself a huge goddamn hole and jump in it.:fool2:
 
Mrs. Gimpy! said:
i know ur probably kidding but the idea is disgusting.... all i can think of when people pay for sex is aids, hep c..... aids...hep c.... eww...
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I get what your saying conceptually, but, when you really think about it....Everyone pays for sex, one way or another...And whats to say you arent gonna catch the HIV or Hep C from the one night stand at the bar, the seemingly innocent chic with a hidden past, or even worse, your partner...

Cant remember where I heard this....

Why do you pay a hooker...?

You pay them to leave....

In many ways, its alot more honest a transaction...

I personally never paid a hooker....But my x wife sure got lotsa ca$h!!!!
 
christopher said:
I get what your saying conceptually, but, when you really think about it....Everyone pays for sex, one way or another...And whats to say you arent gonna catch the HIV or Hep C from the one night stand at the bar, the seemingly innocent chic with a hidden past, or even worse, your partner...

Cant remember where I heard this....

Why do you pay a hooker...?

You pay them to leave....

In many ways, its alot more honest a transaction...

I personally never paid a hooker....But my x wife sure got lotsa ca$h!!!!
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Chef mentions it on an episode of Southpark
 
thesinner said:
Chef mentions it on an episode of Southpark
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I heard it on FOUR BROTHERS....

Victor Sweet's first lines]
Victor Sweet: Out-of-town shooters. That's what I said. I remember hearing myself saying, "Out-of-town shooters." You know what? You don't pay a ho to f$ ck you. You pay her to leave. What you pay out-of-town shooters to do? You pay them to get the hell back out of town. That's why I asked for out-of-town shooters. What'd I get? In-town shooters. Someone decided to hire in-town shooters. You know what else I got for my money? In-town police. In-town trouble. Who's got to get in the ring with me on this?
 
gotripped said:
perxactly. If she screws your one and only most important and most fun hobby then wtf?! so exactly.
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Well it's more than a hobby for me, it's a lifestyle and obsession, lol I've excepted that a longtime ago and must she, lol. Ya I made it clear that i'm becoming a freak no matter what, lol I don't wanna hide it from her though, i know she doesn't understand it but meh, soon enough i'll have her shooting suspension in my traps, lmao
 
CHAPS said:
Well it's more than a hobby for me, it's a lifestyle and obsession, lol I've excepted that a longtime ago and must she, lol. Ya I made it clear that i'm becoming a freak no matter what, lol I don't wanna hide it from her though, i know she doesn't understand it but meh, soon enough i'll have her shooting suspension in my traps, lmao
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While you're shooting loads in her face, she's shooting depot in your glutes. :toofunny:
 
If it was any other girl man i'd be howling right now but honestly i can really see a nice long future with this one, not just another piece of ass, i'm holdin on to this one :). That being said, you talk about her ike that again they won't find your body, lmao
 
CHAPS said:
If it was any other girl man i'd be howling right now but honestly i can really see a nice long future with this one, not just another piece of ass, i'm holdin on to this one :). That being said, you talk about her like that again they won't find your body, lmao
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Sorry to offend you bro, opportunities to crack out a gem like that only happen so often, I couldn't resist.

Good to hear you've found a girl you can see yourself growing old with. Out of all honesty, that's something I'd take over a fresh piece of poon-tang any day of the week.
 
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