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I Belong to the Pussiest Gym Ever

Beowulf said:
The fucking gym manager told me I can't take a 1.5L bottle with crystal light, BCAAs and Cit. malate on the gym floor. Unfuckingbelievable is right. My lovely lady and I will be visiting the local Gold's tomorrow.
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Wow, Bally's doesn't even give people **** about that !
 
The Experiment said:
There's no deadlift platform either so I got to use the ground. Got lectured once about it but got the guy to get off of my back after asking him where I could deadlift. He agreed with me that there should be something but they want an "image" to uphold. What that image was is something I was never able to figure out. You'd think it would be people lifting heavy weights to show that their gym works but whatever.
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I hear ya with the whole "image" thing. The Worlds here changed all but one of their gyms around to a more old folks friendly place. I asked once where all of the hardcore **** went and they said they moved it all to one location, the furthest one away from me, because they wanted to change their image. The still had pretty much everything I needed and left us alone, but some of the odds and ends stuff would have been nice to have around. They also stopped going 24 hours, with the exception of the far location. I now workout on post which can be hit or miss as far as the crowd goes and the hours suck, but it's free.
 
cable626 said:
I don't understand why they don't want you carrying around water/workout cocktails.....?
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Cuz they're male bitches :gore:

Lucky for them I don't do heavy androgens.
 
cable626 said:
I don't understand why they don't want you carrying around water/workout cocktails.....?
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I was told they do not cater to bodybuilders (thats why no gallons of water). I guess they just want people to sign up for contracts and then not continue to use the gym for its designed purpose.
"WHAT you want to lift heavy weights and on top of it stay hydrated?? Get the **** out here! You think this is a gym or something. This is a place for people to go and not feel intimated and to tell others they go to the gym"""

"The judgement free zone" Is there motto but judging is what they do.

Since we are on the subject, I have gotten more inquires over the years on what I am taking because I carry a gallon of water in the gym. I do not understand why this is? A guy asked me once if I was juicing because I was carrying a gallon of water.


P.S My golds is pretty hardcore too.
SeaHawk22
 
my gym is a fucking fitness center that COSTS MAD loot to be a member of..... It has: No T-bar, BIG RUBBERY DB's up to 110 lbs (gay) and a bench that doesnt support over 375 (not like it matters) and basically this place is a geriatric tennis club with stupid spinning and aerobics classes and either old people or really young kids who fucking run around the weight room talking and yelling **** ITS SO ANNOYING.... One good thing though...... I never have to wait to do squats :)

BUT PEC-DEC flyes....Wow fucking forget it there is like a line of grandmas and kids ready to jump on that pec-dec fly (ERGONOMICALLY DESIGNED WITH FANCY DANCY LEATHER AND CONSTRUCTION) Even the smith machine is too hardcore for this pussy gym. God i'd love to workout in there with some of you guys, we are exactly what this gym scared away about 2 years ago.....

Oh and only one of the personal trainers is actually bigger than me and im only 205 lbs right now.....
 
Here are some prices for the high-end health club/spa in Scottsdale:

$1200 to join, plus $130 per month. That's for one person.

I've been told that a lot of professional athletes train there.

I work out at Bally's for $23 per month, and we have at least one nude internet model working out there.

Anyhow, over the past 10 years, there seems to be a trend to invite more women (mothers) into the gyms, but adding day care services.
My club has an assortment of sky-blue and pink dumbbells now. Also, is it my imagination, or are the weight machines getting smaller?

-Tinytoad
 
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natedogg said:
Damn, I feel for some of you. The Powerhouse gym I go to is hooked up. It's just a warehouse full of equipment. I never have a shortage of things I can do. Downside is the membership is 30 a month. Anyone else here pay more than that?
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55 a month

world gym
canton ohio




where i live is an expensive area and they ja\ck the prices
 
corteztk1982 said:
55 a month

world gym
canton ohio




where i live is an expensive area and they ja\ck the prices
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After seeing these other posts I feel a little spoiled. BTW, you can always make a sorry gym into a decent gym. You just have to be creative (that's what makes it fun). Try working out in Iraq. :)
 
Iron Warrior said:
Dude that just sucks. WTF is up w/the grunt alarm? that's among the gayest things I've ever heard of. Whoever manages that gym does not understand the customers and the last time I checked, businesses must cater to their customers unless they are trying to get 140 pound teens who are convinced that it's all about the Nitro-Tech and Cell-Tech stack
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Stop taking the piss out of little people. Wow, I'm 133lbs, but I can bench 200lbs And damn I know a hell of a lot more than most about supps, AAS/PH than most people do. We're not all idiots, some of us just don't weigh much.
 
BigP0ppa3 said:
I belong to a World gym in Jersey - I hope they don't change over to the pussy concept of Planet Fitness.

Neon lightning bolts on the walls?!?!?!?! ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!
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Bro, we already have a Giant wall in the gym thats painted bright orange and the members and management are starterting go get gayer an gayer
 
find a new gym... i would be banned from yours in a week!!! i clang metal a lot and would not stop b/c of some stupid fucking "lunk arlarm."


and bro... 80's??? anyone with 2 years of lifting could do more than that


but i used to go to a gym nearly as bad... my family belonged to a "jewish community center" and no we arent jewish... it was just cheap/close to our home and it had basketball/pool/weights etc. Well they finally put a dumbbell rack in there but it was next to the "fitness room." WE repeatedly had the yoga instructor come in and tell us to be quiet b/c they were doing "yoga" (bunch of old people stretching... not really yoga). Until finally one day the biggest guy at our gym was there and said "listen lady, this is a weight room, we are lifting weights, there is going to be some noise. Deal with it"

never heard from her again
 
Beowulf said:
The fucking gym manager told me I can't take a 1.5L bottle with crystal light, BCAAs and Cit. malate on the gym floor. Unfuckingbelievable is right. My lovely lady and I will be visiting the local Gold's tomorrow.
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I dunno; one solution is to keep going and more or less do as you like. When people tell me things I don't like (such as, put shoes on while deadlifting, or stop using chalk) I don't argue: I just don't listen. I mean, what are they going to do? Pick you up and throw you out? Eventually they get sick of saying something, and, you win.
 
I love my gym, not only do I teach spin there i lift, andI have my very own nickname given to me by the General manager and some of the members who are my friends...........Of course i have been there since the doors opened up and i also work there, when i see people with gallons of water, throwing weights around,,,,,makes me smile.........:) thats a real gym!!!! My nickname is Asskicker given to me when i had a broken foot, i went in one day and took off my cast( it was a walking cast) and i did deads, i had a few people staring, and commenting.......it wasent the weigh on the bar it was the fact i took my cast off, and hobbled to the bar and lifted it .........and although i had pain i did it for 3 sets........they either think i am crazy or well.......No crazy covers it :)
 
hypo said:
I saw a bodybuilding.com tee shirt today in the gym... they're invading!
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I've got one.....I got it with an order about 2 years ago :lol:

I still sport it because it fits much better than my old shirts do (they sent an XL) and it was free....:)
 
The Golds Gym I went to in college everyone there had something from BN. It was pretty interesting, but definately a mix between pussy/hardcore.
 
I've got an air force gym. It's pretty good, but with the Fit2Fight crap they started theres alot of cardio people. But on the upside if your down in the pit working out no one else but 2 fat old sargeant benchers are there. And if you go up theres alot of hot air force chicks up there and dumb airman doin some gay power walking. nothing very cardiovascular. but they've got tvs and xm radio set in the treadmills,stair climbers/whatever. But they atleast have 160s there for db. sauna, steam room blah, swimming pool. on base i'm military,plus its free 4 me.
 
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