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revodrew

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Beelz,

Where do you come up with some of this stuff? Im telling you, I dont do **** at work but sit here and all the new stuff that you post. :icon_lol:

Has Nate seen that yet?

Now you gonna get people putting HONDA #1 fan club member in there sigs.

Better HONDA then HORDA!!!!:rofl:
 
we need more hobbies...
 
natedogg said:
Yeah so...I'm the President of HOBO...Hate On Beezlebub Organization...:blink:

make up your own gig thief. :hammer:

this one is taken :D. no originality in changing a few letters around. come on nate, make us proud.
 
you guys need a joke;

Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.

:run:
 
natedogg said:
Already have one. His name is Beelzebub.
You guys are probably drinking buddies. :drunk:

On December 9, 2005, CNN covered an interview of a US Special Forces
soldier, a member of an elite sniper team. A Reuters reporter trying to
milk the interview for all it was worth asked the young soldier in a
less than respectful tone, in an effort to make him feel guilty, "What
do you feel, if anything, when you shoot an Al Quaeda freedom fighter
from such a long distance?" The young soldier shrugged his shoulders
and replied. "RECOIL" & turned and walked away.
 
delta314 said:
"What
do you feel, if anything, when you shoot an Al Quaeda freedom fighter
from such a long distance?" The young soldier shrugged his shoulders
and replied. "RECOIL" & turned and walked away.
It's true.
 
Guess you've never shot a Barrett 50 cal. I haven't either, but I've been next to one when it was fired. Those bitches are powerful.
 
natedogg said:
Guess you've never shot a Barrett 50 cal. I haven't either, but I've been next to one when it was fired. Those bitches are powerful.
No, I haven't. But I'd like to. One of buddies on the SWAT team said they were suppose to be getting a couple of them, and if they do, I can hit the range with him and try one out. I'm sure it lets you know it's been fired. I have a .54 black powder rifle that I put 200gr pyrodex behind a 500+gr bullet. It will definitely sound off and let you know also. Knocks hell outta the deer too!
 
refrieddreams said:
I predict this thread becomes at least 5 pages of nonsense?

At least. So I woke up this morning and my dog Beelzebub'd all over the carpet. My wife had to clean it up and wasn't to happy about it. So now we have a huge Beelzebub stain in the middle of the carpet. Disgusting.
 
natedogg said:
At least. So I woke up this morning and my dog Beelzebub'd all over the carpet. My wife had to clean it up and wasn't to happy about it. So now we have a huge Beelzebub stain in the middle of the carpet. Disgusting.

holy f*** that made me laugh pretty good.
 
Hey Beez, I'm marinating some shrimp as we speak. I'm cooking it up tomorrow though. I'll let you know how it goes.
 
close enough. the shrimp is better anyway.

got a simple chicken bbq recipe.
buy one of those chopped up whole chickens from wal-mart (3-4 bucks)
boil it in a pot of water for about 2 hours. chicken should easily fall off the bone.
deskin and separate into a tupperware container.
add adequate amount of your fav bbq sauce.
stir up and voila, you've got about 2lbs of chicken bbq ready to roll.
weigh out 8-10oz, two whole wheat buns = good eating. (couple pepperchini's on the side go awesome with it)
 
yup, i was looking for a way around those boneless skinless fucks. it's easy as hell to debone and deskin once it's been boiled to ****. give it a whirl once and see what ya think.
 
Beelzebub said:
yup, i was looking for a way around those boneless skinless fucks. it's easy as hell to debone and deskin once it's been boiled to ****. give it a whirl once and see what ya think.

Aye sir.
 
He said chicken tit!

I should go to bed.
 
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