I couldn't sleep last night but I went to bed early like a good little boy. I said my prayers and left milk and cookies out for Santa. As I fell asleep I recall hoping that the Jolly fat man would remember my Sup3r 7,19, and Shred cycle. I woke up bright and early this morning full of excitement and glee! I ran to the living room as fast as I could. My Christmas spirit was quickly extinguished as I found a drunken
GNO wearing a booze soaked Santa suit with his fat *ss stuck in my chimney. The milk and cookies were gone of course, as were the breakfast donuts, cake, pie, and all the candy. Santa Gino was incoherently rambling about Xmas gainz and reassuring me that he just forgot my OL gifts from the gods and would return to deliver them tomorrow. I wished him a merry Christmas then closed the fireplace door and cranked up the fire and promptly placed my OL UK order. Guess my gains will be here soon enough. The end....