windwords7
Well-known member
Man your a great bro and Im glad to know ya!
Happy Bday man!
Happy Bday man!
Happy Birthday Scotty2!!!
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jweave23
Registered User
Oh dear lord you're old, sorry man! :shoot:
Now...what I have found for you is what I believe to be the finest quality cherry wood coffin complete with a champagne velvet interior....enough luxury for a pig like yourself but not enough to break the bank of the loved one's close to you. Brought to you by Weaver Funeral Homes
Have a good one dickwad
Now...what I have found for you is what I believe to be the finest quality cherry wood coffin complete with a champagne velvet interior....enough luxury for a pig like yourself but not enough to break the bank of the loved one's close to you. Brought to you by Weaver Funeral Homes
Have a good one dickwad
Biggs
Well-known member
well friends, I've prepared a small statement, as I believe my feelings about this day, specifically in matters regarding Scott's birth, can be summed up thusly, in true "Scotty fashion":
I hope, you rotting **** smeared **** wad of a piss stained toilet seat, that your cock sucking birthday is truly as ball bagging terrific as only you, the hole sucking vomit spewing sack fondler, deserve it to be... here's to ya, douche bucket
I hope, you rotting **** smeared **** wad of a piss stained toilet seat, that your cock sucking birthday is truly as ball bagging terrific as only you, the hole sucking vomit spewing sack fondler, deserve it to be... here's to ya, douche bucket
Dwight Schrute
I am faster than 80% of all snakes
Go eat a donut then...
Suck'em
Happy B-Day bro...
Suck'em
Happy B-Day bro...
wardog
Active member
What, the damn pig turns another year older and we are supposed to wish him Happy Fucking Birthday and all that stupid ****? **** NO!
You are a bitter, depressed old **** who is now a year older. That will do nothing but make you MORE bitter and more meloncholy, and we are supposed to be fucking happy about this??
Having law enforcement on this board already ruins the neighborhood. Since we are stuck with it anyway, you would think we could get some happy cheerful fucking pig with a positive outlook, but NOOOOOOOO, we have YOU.
Other boards have HELPFUL pigs, who tell the members ways to not get busted, teach them about their rights, what to do IF arrested..do WE?? Noooooooooooooo..we just have the bitter nasty pig of the internet, yet we should all be here hopping up and down and wishing you a Happy Birthday?? I fucking think NOT.
May your birthday be miserable as hell, may your GF bring over another woman for your gift, and may you be unable to get it up. May your cake taste like ****, and may you lose 40 pounds off your bench press weight this year.
Bastard!!
You are a bitter, depressed old **** who is now a year older. That will do nothing but make you MORE bitter and more meloncholy, and we are supposed to be fucking happy about this??
Having law enforcement on this board already ruins the neighborhood. Since we are stuck with it anyway, you would think we could get some happy cheerful fucking pig with a positive outlook, but NOOOOOOOO, we have YOU.
Other boards have HELPFUL pigs, who tell the members ways to not get busted, teach them about their rights, what to do IF arrested..do WE?? Noooooooooooooo..we just have the bitter nasty pig of the internet, yet we should all be here hopping up and down and wishing you a Happy Birthday?? I fucking think NOT.
May your birthday be miserable as hell, may your GF bring over another woman for your gift, and may you be unable to get it up. May your cake taste like ****, and may you lose 40 pounds off your bench press weight this year.
Bastard!!
Kitchen Chemist
Active member
Damn that was good **** WARDOG!
Happy birthday grumpyass!
Happy birthday grumpyass!
bigpetefox
Board Sponsor
Well, at least you're older than me.. Ball slapper..
Happy belated, smegma boy..
Happy belated, smegma boy..
Dwight Schrute
I am faster than 80% of all snakes
When Wardog gets on a roll, look out.,