Guts and Balls

Beelzebub

Beelzebub

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Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".
 
LOL

Niiiice. Seems more like the difference between suicide and intentionally killing one's self.
 
Beelzebub said:
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".
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Cajones - prefacing that statement with, "Your sister thought she could wear me out..."
 
Beelzebub said:
Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".
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:rofl: hahahhha....keep 'em coming beelze...where do you find this ****?
 
Beelzebub said:
Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?


Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next".
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Jezus thats funny! :D
 
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