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[Mega NRG Man]

Hello. I am a soft, delicious Newbie that can be easily destroyed by any of you huge, hulking folks who can curl 100lbs. with your middle fingers. Please take the time to learn a little about me in this introductory post before you all converge upon me.

First, you should know about my current stats:

Name: Mega NRG Man

Age: 16

Sign: Pisces

Height: 5' 8"
Chest: 44"
Waist: 37"
Hips: 36"

I weigh in at 194 lbs. Now, here's my history.

Two years ago I was 250lbs. dry. At about this time my doctor suggested that I lose some weight. I found a PT(bad idea)and while she DID show me the ropes, I lost a grand total of two pounds in several months. That did not do, so I left shortly after my first magical two pounds and joined a gym. Then I hit the stationary bikes and in a few months I was at 200.

Meanwhile I continued to lift, doing the bare minimum, and my body was becoming fairly strong. Nothing fancy or really impressive, like the dudes who can curl 80lbs with their ****, but I received a good boost in strength, and my upper body and leg muscles become more well defined.

Cue the Hospital visit. It was unrelated to my exercising but it put me outta action for a long time and I gained quite a bit of fat. Then I managed to fight that back off when I returned to duty.

Exit 2006. I am now at 194.

le sigh


Anyhow, I take multivitamins, do the usual protein shake thing after lifting...but my diet is fairly bad. I stay off the high-fat foods, oily, greasy, fried stuff, and eat my greens and veggies and so forth, but majority of the time I eat one or two meals a day due to my pressed schedule.

And that's my sob story. Maybe you guys can help me out, since you've got years of experience and such on me. Maybe not. Either way I'll at least have a place to hang out. :dance:

 

[nvr2loud]

Welcome. You have joined the right forum for information. Just search and read around and ask questions that you couldn't find the answers to with the search feature.
Again, welcome aboard.

 

[jmh80]

Hello. I am a soft, delicious Newbie that can be easily destroyed by any of you huge, hulking folks who can curl 100lbs. with your middle fingers. Please take the time to learn a little about me in this introductory post before you all converge upon me.

:toofunny:
Just don't post your email address looking for someone to email you about obtaining certain illegal substances. I'll be forced (with my compadre Jayhawwk) to email you with copious amounts of midget and gay porn.



BTW - ain't no way you be's 16. Y'all ain't be talkin' all correc' like you iz above.


Edit - reps for you. Best intro post I've seen in a long while.

 

[Mega NRG Man]

Welcome. You have joined the right forum for information. Just search and read around and ask questions that you couldn't find the answers to with the search feature.
Again, welcome aboard.

Thank you. I plan on copiously using the search button to the best of my ability.

:toofunny:
Just don't post your email address looking for someone to email you about obtaining certain illegal substances. I'll be forced (with my compadre Jayhawwk) to email you with copious amounts of midget and gay porn.



BTW - ain't no way you be's 16. Y'all ain't be talkin' all correc' like you iz above.


Edit - reps for you. Best intro post I've seen in a long while.

*salute*

Roger that.

I want to make it very clear that my young age gives me a fairly good reason to be considerably weaker than some of the folks on here, since most of you have probably been doing this for longer than I've been alive. So please forgive me if I can't quite keep up with some of the Herculean tasks on here. :icon_lol:

And thanks for the reps.

 

[phillyb]

Nothing fancy or really impressive, like the dudes who can curl 80lbs with their ****

Hey its 90lbs get it right!

But seriously, welcome to the board. Read read and read some more. Don't be afraid to ask any questions beacause we're all here to help each other.

 

[Mega NRG Man]

Hey its 90lbs get it right!

Now I'm going to feel like even more of a failure when I'm bicep curling that much. The interior trauma will permanently scar me...


Just kidding, I'm used to being the weakest compared to the "Incredible Bulk" types. :icon_lol:

 

[jmh80]

Hell - some of us on here aren't even lifting right now. (Bum shoulder - and someone stole my MP3 player and beloved Shure earbuds. :aargh I'm probably weaker than you are.


We only have "Ingestible Bulk" types here on AM. (Where's that Jumbo shrimp mod Lean One? His ears must be burning...)

 

[jmh80]

Wait a sec - what is that av of? Mega Man???

I haven't SEEN that game since probably the early 90's - when you were like 2 or 3.
blink: Man - that was just odd as sh*t to say. Now I feel damn old. I need to go to bed.)

 

[Mega NRG Man]

Hell - some of us on here aren't even lifting right now. (Bum shoulder - and someone stole my MP3 player and beloved Shure earbuds. ) I'm probably weaker than you are.


We only have "Ingestible Bulk" types here on AM. (Where's that Jumbo shrimp mod Lean One? His ears must be burning...)

I'm willing to bet you're bigger than I am, though. And some of these guys on here look like they could eat me for a tiny afternoon snack after lifting. I've lurked after all :icon_lol:

I'd post my workout log but I'm nervous so I'll have to work up the courage

Wait a sec - what is that av of? Mega Man???

I haven't SEEN that game since probably the early 90's - when you were like 2 or 3.
blink: Man - that was just odd as sh*t to say. Now I feel damn old. I need to go to bed.)

No, it's a digitized version of Invalid Link Removed