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Georgia State Trooper

Apowerz6

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Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled
over by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK", the cop smacked him in
the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Georgia, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull
you over in Georgia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around
here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, he's clean and
gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper
smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the Trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down
the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that asshole
would've tried that **** with me!
 
I like that one man that was good "I wish that asshole would've tried that **** with me" :clap2: :toofunny: How many times have you heard your buddies use that line.
 
Hey guys,
I don't really appreaciate you guys dissing GST's. They have saved my life on numerous occasions. It's not my fault I was doing drugs and was driving. If it wasn't for those guys noticing the "Help Me" sign written in white, chaulky powder on the side of my window; I WOULD BE DEAD TODAY. By 2006 I will finally be able to leave the state.

I have however written sweet rap passages about them. Most of the lyrics I'd be to shy to show on the board. But you might find them funny.

AZpower, now that I know that isn't you in your avator I will talk to you. :toofunny:
 
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