Funny Stack Ideas

Swolbraham

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Was thinking about this with a buddy last night, but the idea was to think of a funny stack idea or one with negative consequences...

for example:

The "Destroy My Joints" Stack

Reduce XT
Alphadex
Inhibit-E
Elimistane
Arachidonic Acid

Reduce cortisol, e2, and have ArA pushing for growth! Who needs elbows and knees when you're shredded as fuark!

Can be anything, just be original and humorous, I've got a few but want to see what you guys can come up with first.
 
The I Don't Want To Leave the Toilet Stack

150mg of Forskolin, standardized to 20%
2g of Berberine

Directions: Take one capsule daily and immediately find the nearest toilet.

Please do not exceed recommended dosage as more than one capsule may result in you pooping out your small intestine.
 
The I Don't Want To Leave the Toilet Stack is anything I use in powder form lol.

Thank god I workout at home because I go to the toilet at least twice when working out.
 
The "bloated mess" stack

25g creatine daily
10+g sodium daily
0 potassium
TTA at 2x dose
Tons of fibre supplements
 
The "i think my heart stopped beating" stack

10g l-citrulline
5g betaine nitrate
100% DV magnesium
2g potassium

No stims allowed
 
Swolbraham said:
Was thinking about this with a buddy last night, but the idea was to think of a funny stack idea or one with negative consequences...

for example:

The "Destroy My Joints" Stack

Reduce XT
Alphadex
Inhibit-E
Elimistane
Arachidonic Acid

Reduce cortisol, e2, and have ArA pushing for growth! Who needs elbows and knees when you're shredded as fuark!

Can be anything, just be original and humorous, I've got a few but want to see what you guys can come up with first.
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U wouldn't be able to walk after this haha
 
Driven2lift said:
Some members have, for lactate buffering, not something I would try
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I have...

I did 5g at night and then 5g pre-workout and that seemed to work. Then I read a study saying that athletes showed no digestive distress with one bolus dose of 20g an hour before exercise. Big mistake. 40 minutes have drinking it I was on the toilet hugging the sides in searing pain.

I nearly missed my workout, but I'll say that I felt comfortably empty after. Not something I'll do again unless severely constipated.

Dma378 said:
Superdrol and MethylTren.

It's the "I Hate my Liver Spawn Stack"
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Oh my god. This could also be called the Bottle of Tudca-a-Day Stack @_@
 
The I Want Leaky Nipples Stack

30g DAA + 150mg Tren Ace
 
The "Why Do I Have Diabetes When I'm So Pumped?" Stack

Pre: 2 scoops of Cell-Tech in 2001
Pre: 2 scoops of Nutrex Vitargo
Post: 2 scoops of Cell-Tech in 2001
 
The Engineer said:
I have...

I did 5g at night and then 5g pre-workout and that seemed to work. Then I read a study saying that athletes showed no digestive distress with one bolus dose of 20g an hour before exercise. Big mistake. 40 minutes have drinking it I was on the toilet hugging the sides in searing pain.

I nearly missed my workout, but I'll say that I felt comfortably empty after. Not something I'll do again unless severely constipated.



Oh my god. This could also be called the Bottle of Tudca-a-Day Stack @_@
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You can do serial dosing throughout the day and still get almost the same effects. 3 x .133g/kg bw per day.

Jackedjack said:
20g of baking soda? Why would you ever take plain baking soda?
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Because it does the same proposed thing as beta alanine better than beta alanine, and beta alanine is worthless for strength/bodybuilding. All of the studies showing performance effects are within the margin of error.
 
z28spd said:
You can do serial dosing throughout the day and still get almost the same effects. 3 x .133g/kg bw per day.



Because it does the same proposed thing as beta alanine better than beta alanine, and beta alanine is worthless for strength/bodybuilding. All of the studies showing performance effects are within the margin of error.
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yeah but will baking soda give the tingles?
 
Swolbraham said:
The I Don't Want To Leave the Toilet Stack

150mg of Forskolin, standardized to 20%
2g of Berberine

Directions: Take one capsule daily and immediately find the nearest toilet.

Please do not exceed recommended dosage as more than one capsule may result in you pooping out your small intestine.
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Add some bulk DAA to this and my office would be like this. Invalid Link Removed
 
The "Do You Think It's Air You're Breathing?" Stack
150g Egg Albumen (expiration date: October 2003)
1g Magnesium Oxide
2g Fart Herbs (like those in original King)
30g Creatine (if sensitive)
50g Whey concentrate (if lactose intolerant)

Could also be called "Cheapest flight to Japan (Fart Propulsion)" Stack.
 
macwad said:
The "Do You Think It's Air You're Breathing?" Stack
150g Egg Albumen (expiration date: October 2003)
1g Magnesium Oxide
2g Fart Herbs (like those in original King)
30g Creatine (if sensitive)
50g Whey concentrate (if lactose intolerant)

Could also be called "Cheapest flight to Japan (Fart Propulsion)" Stack.
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Lmao!! "If lactose intolerant please exceed recommended dosage"
 
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