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Hey I was just watching the comedy get hard and it got me thinking.

If you knew you were going to jail or prison in 6 months what would your cycle look like?
 
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Jail and prison are definitely different scenarios.

Let’s say you know you’re going away one month beforehand

Jail, Id bulk up on some test and M1T + Superdrol and then after I’d just shoot a couple grams of test undecanoate over a period of a week or two before going in so I know I’m very much on the whole stay.

Prison, Id bulk up on the same oral stack, plus NPP, but then with it I’d take enough of everything I can get to last in my system the whole six months. Test U, Trest D, Tren E, Mast E, Primo E... probably end up using a couple vials of each within a very short time frame before going in. Then the serum levels would be insanely high.

Basically I’d just want to be as big and strong as possible the whole time, with enough androgens that I’ve got acne and such and just generally look ugly.

I’d also try to get a little bit fat.
 

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Honestly from what I read on here most guys already have the fundamentals in order training,displine diet (well you'll be put on a force diet anyways) so if going to jail,county lockup I would say Test only (longest ester). But combating estro sides can be a bitch tho with no ancillaries on hand..
 
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If you knew you were going to jail or prison in 6 months what would your cycle look like?
I would assume most, if they were honest, would run a cycle of non-stop intercourse-drol, and occasionally some brown-eye drol.

And I would work my glutes non-stop to reduce the likelihood of being the recipient of prison brown-eye drol.
 
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Prison.... for years..... if get my htpa back as strong as possible.... clomid all day errday
 
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So youd rather run clomid your whole time out instead of getting on a monster cycle?
How much prep time do I have? I mean you're gonna lose everything in 6 months. Probably end up feeling shitty because you are so much smaller...?
 
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You have 6 months before you have to check in.
I'd stay away from really suppressive compounds. Probably run 250 test 500 primo and HCG for 16 weeks then clomid the last 8
 
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Well since I started the topic let me put together first things first gear that acts quickly 2nd moderate dosages and long acting esthers.

I would start off with a healthy dose of dbol 150 ed along with winny 100mg ed
Next were not playing around so you gonna bring tren in at approx 50mg ed
Next is gonna take test 500 to 750 a week

I personally have prescription meds for different ailments insulin low blood sugar etc

Also very important I'd get a fighting not some old traditional guy but a current trainer of champions preferably one who is current competing and has shown he produce champions too.

Don't act tough don't stare at someone's if there is gonna be a fight
 
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Ive actually thought about this... I always thought i would just run a boatload of test u just prior to going in but that still has a clock on it...a few grams of EQ and dig up some nandrolone laurate lol....run an extortion racket for a while..... then when all that sh*t crashes i guess grow some tits and change my hustle up 😆😆😆😆😆
 
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My man saw too many movies lolll he about to hire Jackie Chan before going to jail
 
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I would try to sneak some Dbol in up my ass. Enough to run the whole time and sell the rest for commissary or protection. Smokes too, if it’s that kind of prison
 
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For most, skill training would be more valuable than strength increase, in this situation (IMO).
Yes yes but I was kinda joking around.. like I dunno if anyone went to prison but it isn’t all that terrible unless you’re looking for trouble or unless you’re in one of the worst prison it’s actually not that bad.
 
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Yes yes but I was kinda joking around.. like I dunno if anyone went to prison but it isn’t all that terrible unless you’re looking for trouble or unless you’re in one of the worst prison it’s actually not that bad.
It's a dice roll.
 

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