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Favorite movie quote

lol

Yep, Full Metal Jacket won the award for the most funny azz quotes in a movie.

That movie is a classic.


Iron Warrior said:
Oh man, don't get me going on full-metal jacket, here's just a few of my favorite Sgt. Hartman quotes.
"Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed ****sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk."

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' **** Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? "

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

"Guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
 
Another Caddyshack....

Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
 
Vincent: you ever give a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****in' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: **** you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: **** you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

PULP FICTION
 
brandozzz said:
tommy boy?
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No, actually they're two different quotes. The first one is from Animal House, and the second is from Lloyd Bridges' character in Airplane. I should have made that a bit clearer, my bad. :D
 
Nice Bigdave! Here's another:

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
 
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER-****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother-****er. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: What?
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a *****, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
 
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.

--Raising Arizona
 
Butch: So we cool?
Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This sh*t is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: Get your ass out of here.
 
Pulp fiction is awesome! Love it!

Ever notice the bullet holes are already on the wall in that scene? Before he even shoots.
 
"I like you. I'll kill you last."

"Let's play a little game called 'Just the Tip.'"

"Trick us again child and your suffering will be legendary...even in hell."

"Where the white women at?"
 
"Where you born a worthless pile of ****, or did you have to work at it?" - Full Metal Jacket

"Lets get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I might call it such, does not become you, O my Brothers. As I am your droog and leader I'm entitled to know what goes on eh? Now then, Dim. What does that great big horsey gape of a grin portend." From A Clockwork Orange right before he guts his two "friends"..
 
"The Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing. "

"Have we anything resembling a plan? "
" Mm-hmm. Ride till we find them... and kill them all."- Thirteenth Warrior

"You Knew Christ?"
"Knew HIM? Sh*t, n*gga owes me 12 bucks!"

"I can spot a commandment breaker from a mile away. Oh bet on it."
"This from the guy who still owes me 10 bucks over that bet about which was going to be the bigger movie, 'ET' or 'Krush Groove'?"
"F*uck you, cuz time is gonna tell on that one."- Dogma
 
McMurphy- Now...do I look like that kind of guy to you Doc?

Doctor-..Is there a problem between you and nurse Ratchet, Mr. McMurphy?

McMurphy- Well, it's just a... seems to me... that,... she's somethin' of c--t, ain't she Doc?

One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest 1975

STOSH- Hey Mike, I forgot my socks. Can I borrow a pair of yours?

MIKE- You always do this, No

STOSH-What do you mean ,no?

MIKE-(holding bullet) You see this!..This is this! This ain't somthin' else, this is this!... No! means no, Stosh

Deer Hunter 1978

GUARD-(whipping Luke) I'm just doin' my job,... you know that ,Luke

LUKE- Yea I do,... but just because its your job, don't make it right , Boss

Cool Hand Luke 1966

WILL-(shouting though
doorway) Alright,... this is Will Money and I'm commin' out!...If I see anybody on the street,...I'll kill him!...Anybody takes a shot at me...I'll kill him, I'll kill his family and I'll burn his goddamned house down!

Unforgiven 1992
 
Yeah, Unforgiven is great for lines

"I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house."

Little Bill: Well, sir, are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill: You'd be Will Munny out of Missouri; killer of women and children.
Will Munny: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.

Bad Santa is a favorite too:

Willie: You can't drink worth $hit.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you d1ck!

Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?
Gin: Take him to the car.
Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherf*cking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-f*cking-tall you a$$hole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin: B1tch, B1tch, B1tch!
Marcus: Sketch it up, you f*cking moron. F*cking Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high?
Marcus: I called you a f*cking guinea homo from the 15th-f*cking-century, you d1ckhead!
Gin: I could stick you up my a$$, small fry.
Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
Gin: You got some lip on you midget.
Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pu$$y last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while?
 
I dont know if its been mentioned but I always liked the Tango & Cash line...

FUBAR...

F...ed
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition
 
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