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Favorite Movie Quote

i am not checking for a repost and i to my bible buff friends i;ve made around here do not take offense...

"in the quite words of the virgin mary...cum again"? Bricktop from snatch
 
"Never keep anything in your life you can not walk out on in 10 seconds flat if you feel the heat coming around the corner."
-Robert De Niro in Heat (aka the best movie of all time)
 
"This boat is REALLL" - I'm on a Boat

Yes I realize its not a movie.

No, I don't care. It has to be the funniest video I have seen in months/years.

Which is strange because my comedic standards are pretty high. But I cannot stop watching this ****ing thing......plz....help me....
 
raginfcktard said:
i am not checking for a repost and i to my bible buff friends i;ve made around here do not take offense...

"in the quite words of the virgin mary...cum again"? Bricktop from snatch
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Snatch is the greatest. Ya like degs? Degs? Ohh dogs. Yeah i like dogs.
 
Brick Top: You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, **** off.
 
"Keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him"

"I'm sweet enough"

"your lady friend got a voice....put a leash on her turkish before she gets bitten"

all bricktop....i think i'm gonna have to watch that movie today!
 
A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.

Kevin Lomax: [quietly] Is there more to it?
Eddie Barzoon: Just this room.
Kevin Lomax: And a bedroom?
Eddie Barzoon: No bedroom.
Kevin Lomax: Where does he sleep?
Eddie Barzoon: Who said he sleeps?
Kevin Lomax: Where does he ****?
John Milton: [coming up to them] Everywhere.

John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.

John Milton: There's this beautiful girl just ****ed me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****ed her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
 
Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.


Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo has taken Holliday up on his offer to 'finish the game'] All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
Doc Holliday: Say when.

Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
 
Teddy KGB: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

Mike McDermott: I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.

Teddy KGB: Lays down a monster. The **** did you lay that down?

Teddy KGB: He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.

Teddy KGB: "Last time I stick it in you"
 
"ill do my best",
"your best, losers always whine about their best winners go home and **** the prom queen" THE ROCK
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"OK Private Miller you have been smoking item 9 for 7 min. 16 seconds how do you feel"

"Well sir i feel like a slice of butter on a big ole pile of flapjacks, ya"

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
 
Do you see what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass Larry?!

Mark it zero, dude



Almost every line from The Big Lebowski
 
"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining"
"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

Both from "The Outlaw Josey Wales", one of my favorite Clint Eastwood movies.
 
[playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [in Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[in D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[in V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[in D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!


Dark Helmet: No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again.


Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

SPACEBALLS!!! Absolutely classic
 
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
 
drivehard said:
Doc Holliday: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.


Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Johnny Tyler: I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo has taken Holliday up on his offer to 'finish the game'] All right, 'lunger'. Let's do it.
Doc Holliday: Say when.

Doc Holliday: [after killing Johnny Ringo] It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear.
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Yes! Tombstone is by far is my other favorite movie.

Wyatt: " Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before i make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

Doc: "Maybe poker just aint your game Ick,... I know! Lets have a spelling contest."

Doc:" .. Remember playing for blood"
Ringo:" Oh,.. i was just fooling about."
Doc:" ...I wasnt."

LOL epic movie.
 
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