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demolition
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Jim2542 said:
I have also found this to be ( fist pump) true.
demolition
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Jbeezee said:
Handicapped women's association?
demolition
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Jbeezee said:
Damn.... I was close
methusaleh
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Naw, this was in the days before everyone had the ability to whip out a cheap camcorder when the moment arrived.
Her nickname-- or rather the nickname for a certain part of her-- among my friends was "The Catcher's Mitt." She could take it without any preparation. Big-time exhibitionist as well, I almost couldn't take her out in public, no matter what normal-looking outfit she had on!
Strangely, she was the most jacked and ripped girl I ever dated, totally dedicated to fitness. Our days together usually started at the gym. She was also heavily into a few different martial arts. All of that muscle and still some things were like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Fist pumps were ALWAYS the order of the day, for one reason or another...
methusaleh
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Or...pumps with fist in...?
Slappy244
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That bro tripped the "lunk alarm," thus the lady was force to follow policy and say something like this v
if you search youtube for "lunk alarm" you should find more documented cases of this strange phenomenon
Three things:
First, Fist pump.
Second, it's too bad you were scorned by the time period and the lack of technology. The potential for an educational video would be tremendous. . .
Third, in regards to looseness, there is a reason the good lord gave 'em two holes. Anal FTW!!!
extra FIST PUMP just for good measure
kokobeware2
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methusaleh said:
Probably because dudes like fist pumping in the v. Very common symptom of being the man
Randoja
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Do you eat pizza and bagels that planet fitness gives you for free after you walk on the treadmill for 4 min. If not, no bro I don't have a problem. I like pizza and bagels too.
Slappy244
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Uhh, bro, you spelled the name wrong, it's "Planet Fatness." easy mistake to make, I've even seen the same typo on there signs.
Randoja
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Lol if that's a serious thing then I need a planet fitness membership
100% SRS bro. But they don't let bros join, and if a bro does get in, it's lunk alarm time. FK Planet Fitness
Danb2285
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Hah wow. So it's pretty much an anti bad ass/bro alarm. My gym needs a douchbag alarm. I was just watching this dude (who definetaly isn't a bro) do squats with like 330 on the bar doing like 1/4 squats. As is that wasn't bad enough he got done with those got on a bench threw 275 on and proceeded to do 4 sets of 1... Barely bent his elbows. Wanted to fist pump a barbell upside his head.
Randoja
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Now you're intrigued, as I was. Search planet fitness on youtube man. Watch some hate vids or their actual phaggy ads for more proof lol.
Randoja
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Yep
demolition
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I'm fist pumping because this thread is finally moving!!!!!!
bmftisftw
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Haha I know musclebob IRL. he wins all kinds of supplements off of facebook giveaways and then tries to sell them to all of us who he knows in my town. i just fistpump cause most of his stuff he tries to sell us are junk. he did sell me a tub of MP assault for 20 bucks though. jumped all over that ****
Slappy244
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Randoja
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only 145 lol, my left shoulder is super weak from a collar bone break a couple years ago. But only once last month and 9 times this month still feels good.
bmftisftw
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If you watch his reviews on youtube, everything is the new next best thing that makes him gain 10 pounds on all of his maxes
Slappy244
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dude, I love swole Jesus!