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[kingjameskjf]

You must be a teaser...

Sometimes when I'm camping, things get outa control.

To each his own bra.

I think those are actually just for chicks.

Celorza got us off to a bad start lol. Only got worse from there.

Celly does have a way of ruining things.

This thread is an epic fail

That's cause it turned downhill as soon as I stepped in.

 

[Randoja]

I do.... I feel sh1tty

Hey man, accidents happen. You got this!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Hey man, accidents happen. I'm living proof!

Me too! I wish I could rep you from the AM app!

 

[Randoja]

Me too! I wish I could rep you from the AM app continuously. Mainly because of how much you mean to me!

You too bro. (Homo)

 

[bmftisftw]

You too bro. I'm so (Homo)

Uhh I thought better of you

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I'm better than you....

Put down the bottle........same team!

 

[bmftisftw]

Put down the bottle........and.just give it too me!

Uhh

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Uhh...slow motion for me!

The 90's called. They want their hit song back.

 

[lukehayd]

Midwestbeast just called. Said he's got a really hairy back.

Didn't you already know that? Was that him trying to talk dirty?

 

[Airborne42]

Can't wait to tuck my weiner in and dance to goodbye horses! It puts the lotion on the skin!!!

Easy bro... This isn't silence if the lambs

 

[superbeast668]

Easy bro... This isn't silence if the lambs, all though i'd love to get pounded by hannibal lector from behind while watching someone eat a piece of their own brain

those are some weird fantasies. i think i'm going to throw up.

 

[Budman7811]

those are my weird fantasies. i think i'm going to throw up, eat it,throw up and eat it again

And I thought the gay comments were getting gross

 

[kingjameskjf]

Push down the throttle........sweet dreams!

assisted suicide is still illegal.

Didn't you already know I'm fat? Was that him trying to talk flirty?

Even the fat folk like you need cuddling.

Easy bro... This isn't slices of lamb buffet, it's just a tester.

He is sick. Luke's infatuation with food is like a bad romance novel in Candyland.

 

[lukehayd]

I am intimidated by Luke so I have to resort to poorly executed insults to try and bring him down.

Hey big guy, no need to feel that way. Be proud of where you are and what you have accomplished!

 

[kingjameskjf]

Oh come on Luke, that previous post was funny!

Hey big guy, no need to feel that way. Be proud of where you are and what you have accomplished!

ok but I still have a lot more I want to accomplish. Will you help me?

 

[lukehayd]

Oh come on Luke, that previous post was funny--wasn't it? Ok, yes, I need mental therapy. Will you help me?

Try talking to a professional psychologist. I hear they have some great Rx drugs now to help level out all the messed up chemicals in your brain. I mean hey, Fl3x says it's working for him!

 

[kingjameskjf]

Try talking to a professional dope dealer. I hear they have some great Rx drugs now to help level out all the messed up chemicals from the meth I told you was creatine. I mean hey, Fl3x says it's working for him!

I wondered why I couldn't get enough of that stuff and now I'm down to 120 pounds. I could do without the blotches though.

 

[bmftisftw]

I wondered why I couldn't get enough of this lotion.. I could do without the blotches though.

Hairy palms?

 

[Budman7811]

Hairy palms makes it hard for me to do pull-ups, that's why I have a pathetic body composition?

Sorry to hear that you should look into laser treatment

 

[kingjameskjf]

Helping hands?

No thanks bud, I got all the help I need.

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

No thanks bud, I got all the caffeine free FXT I need.

I can haz?

 

[kingjameskjf]

I can haz?

we can trade for cuddles.

 

[schizm]

can trade for cuddles & 'backrubs', look up my craigslist posting.

Inb4 James wife files a missing person's report...

 

[kingjameskjf]

Inb4 James makes me his wife and file for custody...

I told you no little schizm, I will not have you.

 

[Budman7811]

I told you i am a little schizm, I will have you.

Here we go

 

[bmftisftw]

Here we go back to McDonald's for me

Bro do you even cut?

 

[lukehayd]

Bro do you even put?

No need if you always get a hole-in-1! Amateur!

 

[bmftisftw]

No need cause you always get it in! Pro!

That's what she said

 

[kingjameskjf]

No need to have much fun when you're an Amateur!

Don't worry Luke, I look at you as if you were a pro already!

 

[benmayro]

Don't worry Luke, I look at you as if we are lovers!

Didnt know you guys were so close..

 

[kingjameskjf]

Didnt know you guys were so close..

We are very close actually, almost inseparable. Like cheech and chong, ying and yang, tom and jerry, itchy and scratchy.

 

[lukehayd]

We are very close actually, almost inseparable. I remember one rainy night I was making out in my dates car. Well, they started going to far and I told them to stop. They didn't. That's when Luke came over, opened the door, pulled my date off of me and beat them up. Talk about a true friend!

^This. Me and Jamesy were just like peas and carrots. Jamesy was my bestest good friend.

 

[kingjameskjf]

^This. Me and Jamesy were just like cheese and wine. I'm the wine cause I'm more often drunk then not and a bit on the fruity side. James is the cheese cause he has the most horracious gas know to man or animal . Jamesy was my bestest good friend forever and evers. We're in love.

That might be a bit extreme but we some people do think that we're twins. I must admit Luke is a stunning fellow.

 

[Budman7811]

i stepped in something that reminds me of you young fellow, doesn't smell right but it felt good

Can we get it done son, climbing your way to the top I see.

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Can't get it done son, climb on top like your sister.

Yeehaw

 

[bmftisftw]

Yeehaw just like back at the farm

bro just because its legal in Arkansas ...

 

[lukehayd]

bro just because my avi makes it look like I'm from Arkansas ...

So are you saying you wouldn't marry your cousin even though you've been sleeping with her for 3 years now!?

 

[bmftisftw]

Bro, dont do marry your cousin like I did, your sister will get jealous

Thats weird as hell dude!!

 

[Budman7811]

I am weird as hell dude, half my sexual partners have been family members!!

Being active is one thing but that's just a little desperate.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

when i drop my wallet in san francisco i kick it home.

you gotta love a homophobe

 

[Budman7811]

i gotta love a homophobe, it the only way I can get them to turn to what I like.... My lil BOB

I guess that's better than forcing them to change.

 

[AZMIDLYF]

I'm guessing it's better when you are forcing them into submission.

Tough guy huh??

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

im a tommy Tough guy, ya digg??

WTF everyone has a purus shirt but me :redeemerwhore:

 

[AaronJP1]

WTF everyone has a purus shirt but me :redeemerwhore:

It's a way of life.

 

[Piston Honda]

This contest is still going on? :redeemerwhore:

Why not, it's more fun than a barrel of shaved oily midgets.

 

[lukehayd]

WTF everyone has a purus shirt but me

Do we need to send you back to get reprogrammed?!?

 

[bmftisftw]

I wish I had a purus shirt too..

Everyone is envious of the purus platoon

 

[AaronJP1]

I want one too...

I know.

 

[Budman7811]

I know, you really just want me not the shirt.

Ahhhhh the man behind the myth.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Ahhhhh somebody has to ghey it up round here!.

send me a shirt or ill make it known your a reverse glory hole.