EPIC Mis-Quote promo by LG

[R3ACTION]

Sucks, all I want is to be loved! But being used is fun too.

Yeah that picture I saw on LTL's phone didn't look like fun.

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Yeah sent a picture to LTL's phone,he didn't want to join in the circle jerk fun.

Oh well...

 

[bmftisftw]

Oh well...ill just fist myself

Uhh

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Uhh...spit or swallow??

Decisions Decisions

 

[mustang0341]

Decisions Decisions...LG Pre-Workout or Coffee?

not really a decision in my book

 

[bmftisftw]

Celltech? Of course!!
not really a decision in my book

Uhh

 

[Budman7811]

Uhh, i can lift millions of children on my back, my chin and in my

Damn you didn't have to go there. I believe you.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Yeah those noodz I saw on LTL's phone didn't look like his buns.

That's an awful lot of familiarity, bordering on stalker.

Damn you didn't have to go there jerk. I will kill you.

Such unbridled hostility can lead to serious health related problems.



BTW, I'm not interested in the pre-workout or winning.

 

[chedapalooza]

Such unbridled sexual tension can lead to serious health related problems.

BTW, I'm not interested in the pre-workout or winning.

I am ...

 

[kingjameskjf]

I am so hot for you

sorry bro, I already got a list of backup potentials but I appreciate the compliment.

 

[Budman7811]

sorry bro, I already got in his, backup potential in his butt, I appreciate the compliment.

Congrats

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

suck it

Invalid Link Removed now has agmatine added.

 

[Budman7811]

Invalid Link Removed now has agmatine added. I jut wanted to post something totally not gay so I could promote. Legally I have been selling this stuff saying it has this but in real time I bustin nuts in it.

Love the product profile

 

[kingjameskjf]

EPiC now that Black Liver was added.

Ah man, I love Phlex Magnum Supplements! PMS Black Liver was the best supplement ever with the greatest gains. I'll tell you what, you'll never want again.

 

[kingjameskjf]

Love being a prodigy pedophile

Dude, you seriously gotta seek help for that or you will rot in prison with no remorse.

 

[Budman7811]

Dude, i seriously gotta seek help for that or i will rot in prison with no intercourse.

Soundalike you need some counseling

 

[bmftisftw]

Congrats he plugged me too

get it

 

[kingjameskjf]

Soundalike you need me to offer you some of my free counseling. Others call it tutoring though.

Thanks for the offer but I stay away from "the other side."

 

[bmftisftw]

Thanks for the offer but I stay away from "the other side." Vag scares me

We already knew this bro.

 

[kingjameskjf]

We already knew you're the man bro!

Well thank you kind sir!

 

[bmftisftw]

Well thank you kind sir! Teach me how to spell? I couldn't find my cleaver...................................

It's ok, you're supposed to use a cleaver for cutting things. Hopefully you understand this, I can't dumb it down any more than that.

 

[kingjameskjf]

It's ok, you're supposed to be smart for thinking up creative things. Hopefully you understand this, I can't increase my intelligence one whit and have trouble taking in any more than that.

I understand. I type very slow for you. I keep words simple and small. This might work. Can you understand now?

 

[AZMIDLYF]

I understand. My type is very slow like you. I keep words simple when you are in my mouthl. This might work. Can you understand now?

Gulp

 

[kingjameskjf]

Pulp. I'll beat you into one.

Woah, it's just a silly promo!

 

[Budman7811]

Woah, i amuse a silly homo!

He did think that was funny

 

[AZMIDLYF]

He did think that was funny when he saw how small my package was

Sorry about that

 

[Budman7811]

Sorry i bout with fat

Maybe you should train a little harder.

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Maybe you should pull a train on me a little harder.

Pass

 

[hazard12]

Ass

I mean you dont have to be rude...

 

[Budman7811]

I'm man and rude ..

Couldn't tell

 

[bmftisftw]

I mean you dont have to be rude...just give it too me already

he's old and forgetful haha

 

[grey]

But be strong for you, and do give up, for your work will not be as rewarded.

"What the hell is happening, this is very confusing. People seem to be using their words, for the purposes of abusing."

 

[Airborne42]

But be strong for you, and do give up, for your work will not be as rewarded.

"What the hell is happening, this is very confusing. People seem to be using their words, for the purposes of abusing."

Do u not get what's goin on here?

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Do u not get what's goin to be shoved up in here?

Surprise me!!

 

[AaronJP1]

Surprise me, & slip it in me while I'm sleep to awake me!!

:wtf:

 

[bmftisftw]

:wtf: why didnt i get any?

Im surprised too..AB is a whore

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Im surprised too..I was AB's whore

Hammer time!

 

[bmftisftw]

Hammer me time!

thats not how the song goes

 

[skylark66]

It's clobberin' time!

Said no one who ever had a girlfriend and doesn't sleep in a car bed

 

[AaronJP1]

What? All I know is I'm bi, as in not straight.

:gay:

 

[Airborne42]

I pack more fudge then a Keebler elf! Whos down?

Didn't expect that

 

[bmftisftw]

Didn't expect that, i was too busy getting a train ran on me

by who? all of oregon?

 

[AaronJP1]

Didn't expect that one day I'd be banging my cousin Randoja who lives in the same state as me.

Yeah who would've thought.

 

[AaronJP1]

bi who? Yes me, all of oregon Is in my ass right now.

Oh really?

:gay:

 

[bmftisftw]

Oh really?
ME TOO!!!
:gay:

small world

 

[Budman7811]

small world, but everyone has been in me

I haven't. Just keep my name outta your mouth.

 

[bmftisftw]

I haven't. I was too busy trying to snog my own schlong.

......

 

[Airborne42]

Budman will you please snowball me after I cum in your mouth? And I mean spit it back in mine ;-)

I'm gonna throw up

 

[bmftisftw]

I'm gonna throw up all this semen

Wtf

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Wtf...Where did the gerbil go??

Lol