soseg
Member
guys im bored... i have not surfed these forums much recently but... after looking around the last 20mins.. its kinda amused me
the whole "hi... im new... can someone tell me how to get big"
"can someone make a routine for me and tell me what to eat"
"im 18 and starting weights and going to take roids you got any tips?"
"how do i get bigger arms? i curl 5x a week in the squat rack it isnt helping"
"i want to bulk CLEAN... i dont want any fat gains or ill stop... help"
or random crap like "hi im 15, i can bench 350lbs, squat 450 and dead 600 but i cant back up my claims with a video do u think i am good? plz give me advice"
now... that stuff is amusing yet annoying i know... so... what im asking is for you guys to post some good stories (or quotes from here or other places you discuss lifting or other stuff)
basically stupid noob stories... i know there have been some threads about this before but lets make another coz it is so damn funny.... especially stories of people you know in person face to face...
please entertain me
the whole "hi... im new... can someone tell me how to get big"
"can someone make a routine for me and tell me what to eat"
"im 18 and starting weights and going to take roids you got any tips?"
"how do i get bigger arms? i curl 5x a week in the squat rack it isnt helping"
"i want to bulk CLEAN... i dont want any fat gains or ill stop... help"
or random crap like "hi im 15, i can bench 350lbs, squat 450 and dead 600 but i cant back up my claims with a video do u think i am good? plz give me advice"
now... that stuff is amusing yet annoying i know... so... what im asking is for you guys to post some good stories (or quotes from here or other places you discuss lifting or other stuff)
basically stupid noob stories... i know there have been some threads about this before but lets make another coz it is so damn funny.... especially stories of people you know in person face to face...
please entertain me