Libertarian hero Rand Paul just went to Ft Knox and reported that all of the gold is still there. Another crazy conspiracy put to rest.
Unless....
AIPAC and the jews secretly got to him, too! Threatening him with an imaginary exploding microphone that supposedly killed Charlie Kirk because he wouldn't hide the jew genocide, the same way Trump had to stop his own assassination investigation because they put ketchup on his ear at a rally to force him to invade Iran, because the Rothschild family knew Trump's Mom back in Scotland, back when the US was illegally "incorporated" in 1871, to hide giant ice walls around Antartica that keep the oceans from falling off the flat earth.
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