Indeed, happy birthday bro. One thing.... dont mess with asian chicks. Get that rub-down Pete suggested by anyone else. I dont doooooo asian chicks. Personal flava
Sage
Thanks bros, I'm going to go down to a liquor store, and pretend like now at 22 I can buy alcohol and be all enthusiastic and ****, just for shits and giggles. Then I've got a bunch of friends helping me take over one of the local dining establishments for dinner!
Happy B-Day MB, I would also recommend Pet's idea. Reminds of Full Metal Jacket when that Asian chick says "Me so horny baby, five dollars me love you long time"
I'll have you know that having at least 3 encounters with a bisexual asian woman is actually good for you.. I doubt you'll find the article on pubmed, I have yet to write it!
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.