Update... On the advice of my girlfriend, who was a biochemistry major for 3 years, I put it in a glass (so it would stay vertical) of water and put it in the microwave on high for 1 minute, took it out, shook it, and put it back in for another minute. The water boiled, and the bottle damn near burst. However, the crystals are nearly dissolved now after some shaking. I'm not going to nuke it again, but I'll try a steady hot water bath to dissolve the rest later.
Obviously, I'll bring it back to room temp slowly to try to avoid precipitation.
/karp