Beelzebub
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A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just
Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It really Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks
back and says with a smile, "TIMEX" The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why
Timex?" the fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who just happens
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is
Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to
him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins
to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!'
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just
Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
'It really Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him
a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks
back and says with a smile, "TIMEX" The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why
Timex?" the fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who just happens
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is
Job One." "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to
him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins
to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!'
