Chuck Norris...Need I Say More?

Chuck Norris doesn't wear clothes. His legs sweat denim and he has a posse of adoring midgets braid his upper body hair into the latest fashions. Then they all blow him and he roundhouse kicks them so far away that by the time they get back, it's next season and time to braid again.
 
for $19.95 no one can afford not to look like Chuck; think of the consequences of running into him on the street not wearing the jeans, is it worth the risk?
 
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