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Chris Loves Caitlin Forever 18 04 08

Ron Burgundy: I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it.
 
it might not be anchorman... but lets keep chris's love going!




True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
 
Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?

cab driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat
 
Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
 
Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
 
bigpapa said:
Mitch Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Repost. ;)


Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers: That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.

:afro:
 
ShakesAllDay said:
Repost. ;)


Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers: That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.

:afro:
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Austin: Ah. Well I'll sign just to keep things moving, you know..
 
i kept gettin emails for this thread and figured id let it go....but he back!!!!!

haha...

what is your native toungue? Or you just type funny....? i assume its troll, but im not familiar with your dialect.:think:
 
Squeaks4ver said:
depends which one.. the orginal wonka prob thinks its all fiddle sticks and flupper schnoggle.... the johnny depp wonka.. prob jerks off on the two twins and then beats them with his clever wit
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haha, how cool is this chick?? if she wasn't married, i think we'd all be stuck trying to get in her front door with diamonds the size or walnuts, the paramedic's and firefighters would be on stand by, knowing of the enevitable disaster to come..

keep it comin' squeaks!
 
oh yeah, forgot to mention.. the whay chris is talking is how alot of young guys are talking in australia these days.. its "ladish", they speak in pig latin when refering to smoking cones, graffiti-ing, and all that shyt.

*examples of some of their language*

a 'gronk': an idiot, or someone who acts stupidly almost daily.
to be 'gronky' is to act or behave in a stupid manner. however it may also be used to express dislike for a particular person.

an 'adlay': is refering to a person who is dressed in nautica and nike tn's and dri-fit hats, the australian version of a gangster. however, it may be used in the context of "hey adlay, what's doing?" which translates to "hey man, what's doing?"

sesh or eshion: is australian slang, for a session of marijuana smoking, either in the bong or joint fashion.

bra, lad, chap or cuz: is australian slang for either "hey you" or "hi" in the case of it being said to refer to a friend or aquaintance.

erch: translates to search, "let's go for an erch" most commonly refers to going to look for things to steal or take.

rought: translates to steal. or in the case of roughted, stolen.



thanks for reading my short but sweet, ghetto aussie dictionary. so if any of you americano's come down here, atleast you'll understand what they mean while they rob you :lol:

now, back to anchorman!
 
...i mean i literally **** a squirrell, thing is. now i got this **** covered squirrell in my office and i dont know what to name it....

sorry champ, i think i ate your chocolate squirrell...
 
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