BloodManor
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Our internet is gonna be down until tomorrow...
and that will slow us down a bit but won't have us dead in the water. Which isn't all that much reason to have a sale, I guess We wanna have one though, and today's the first day of the NFL Draft, so... call this a Warehouse Blackout Draft Sale. With a little bit of a finals sale thrown in on top. We haven't had Cannibal Genius on sale in awhile, so now's as good a time as any... so join us, for the world's first
Warehouse Blackout NFL Draft Finals Sale!
Want a promo code? Why not? How about 30% off your entire order at checkout. Just enter promocode:
#rolltide
Yeah, we're aware that makes no sense. Neither does this sale.
Chemical X is BOGO!
The draft is full of 6'4" 300 lb jacked dudes about to make millions because they can move unreasably quickly and with a lot of violence. We can't put you on their level, but at least we can help you pack on some mass to get you headed in that direction with Chemical X.
Cannibal Genius is BOGO!
Jam-packed with enough nootropics and brain drugs to make you feel like Bradley Cooper in Limitless. Make your buddies look bad the next time they drunkenly challenge you to go head to head in the Wonderlic test by stocking up on Cannibal Genius.
pyrobatt
and that will slow us down a bit but won't have us dead in the water. Which isn't all that much reason to have a sale, I guess We wanna have one though, and today's the first day of the NFL Draft, so... call this a Warehouse Blackout Draft Sale. With a little bit of a finals sale thrown in on top. We haven't had Cannibal Genius on sale in awhile, so now's as good a time as any... so join us, for the world's first
Warehouse Blackout NFL Draft Finals Sale!
Want a promo code? Why not? How about 30% off your entire order at checkout. Just enter promocode:
#rolltide
Yeah, we're aware that makes no sense. Neither does this sale.
Chemical X is BOGO!
The draft is full of 6'4" 300 lb jacked dudes about to make millions because they can move unreasably quickly and with a lot of violence. We can't put you on their level, but at least we can help you pack on some mass to get you headed in that direction with Chemical X.
Cannibal Genius is BOGO!
Jam-packed with enough nootropics and brain drugs to make you feel like Bradley Cooper in Limitless. Make your buddies look bad the next time they drunkenly challenge you to go head to head in the Wonderlic test by stocking up on Cannibal Genius.
pyrobatt
