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Chad`s 5 step program to being a monster. Step 3: TREN

I just came off cycle and I'm feeling fat. So much for water weight coming off.


I foresee a recomp in my future... but must wait 4 weeks for hormones to stabalize. :frustrate
 
5 signs that you are on Clomid

1-you start saying excuse me again when you shoulder someone into a wall.

2- you sing along with Maroon 5 " she will be loved " as loud as you can and it makes you happy!

3- you start dreaming

4- you think about what your fav drama was and why it made you cry.

5- you start acting like a little girl that needs to GET BACK ON CYCLE!!!!
 
Chad said:
5 signs that you are on Clomid

1-you start saying excuse me again when you shoulder someone into a wall.

2- you sing along with Maroon 5 " she will be loved " as loud as you can and it makes you happy!

3- you start dreaming about banging your girlfriens friends again.

4- you think about what your fav drama was and why it made you cry.

5- you start acting like a little girl that needs to GET BACK ON CYCLE!!!!
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6- You wear wrist bracelets to hide your pretened scars where you tried to slit your wrists.
 
Chad said:
5 signs that you are on Clomid

1-you start saying excuse me again when you shoulder someone into a wall.

2- you sing along with Maroon 5 " she will be loved " as loud as you can and it makes you happy!

3- you start dreaming about banging your girlfriens friends again.

4- you think about what your fav drama was and why it made you cry.

5- you start acting like a little girl that needs to GET BACK ON CYCLE!!!!
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:goodpost: :toofunny: now thats funny esp the maroon 5 bit
 
the video is too manly to embed.
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Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Chad:
No one says "no" to Chad!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Chad:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Chad, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Chad
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Chad
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Chad
No one's quick as Chad
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Chad's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Lefou and Chorus:
No one's been like Chad
A king pin like Chad
LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Chad
Chad:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lefou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Chad!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Chad is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Chad
Douses lights like Chad
LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Chad!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Chad:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Chad:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one hits like Chad
Matches wits like Chad
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Chad
Chad:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Chad!
Chad:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Chad!
No one shoots like Chad
Makes those beauts like Chad
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Chad
Chad:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Chad!
 
jomi822 said:
the video is too manly to embed.
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Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
LeFou:
Darn right.
Chad:
No one says "no" to Chad!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
LeFou:
More beer?
Chad:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
LeFou:
Who, you? Never! Chad, you've got to pull yourself together.
Lefou:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Chad
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Chad
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Chad
No one's quick as Chad
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Chad's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, **** or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Lefou and Chorus:
No one's been like Chad
A king pin like Chad
LeFou:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Chad
Chad:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Lefou and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Chad!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
LeFou:
Chad is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one fights like Chad
Douses lights like Chad
LeFou:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Chad!
Bimbettes:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Chad:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LeFou:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Chad:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one hits like Chad
Matches wits like Chad
LeFou:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Chad
Chad:
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Chorus:
Ten points for Chad!
Chad:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Chad!
No one shoots like Chad
Makes those beauts like Chad
LeFou:
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Chad
Chad:
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Chad!
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thats my fav song!!!!:woohoo:
 
i got a job as a pool manager/head lifeguard.
and YES it pays good.
but i`m super happy that ill be able to swim everyday and lean down a bit. plus ill have a killer tan and get to show the body off to all the ladies! i love my life! i love steroids! i love ephedrine and rpm with some smash to wash it down pre workout!

i did back and bi`s today. it was super kick ass. RPM and Ephedrine is DA $HIT!
 
Chad said:
i got a job as a pool manager/head lifeguard.
and YES it pays good.
but i`m super happy that ill be able to swim everyday and lean down a bit. plus ill have a killer tan and get to show the body off to all the ladies! i love my life! i love steroids! i love ephedrine and rpm with some smash to wash it down pre workout!
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sweet bro! i can see it now someone walks up while your saving some hot chick from drowning and says "your supposed to breath into the other lips" :thumbsup:
 
this is how i looked last time i was on Tren and Test while lifeguarding..........


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it sucks i dont have a hairy back... i have a hairy patch.. just one 4 inch tall and 2 inch wide strip of hair just under my left shoulder blade :think: WEIRD :fool2:
 
poopypants said:
it sucks i dont have a hairy back... i have a hairy patch.. just one 4 inch tall and 2 inch wide strip of hair just under my left shoulder blade :think: WEIRD :fool2:
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yeah mine is like a 100 hairs spread out. not enough to see from far but up close its there. :whiner:
 
ok boys and sinner. this is the final write up for my next cycle.

Anadrol- weeks 1-4 ( 50,100,150,150 )

Tren Ace- weeks 1-10 ( 75mg ED 1-4 100mg ED 4-10

Sust - weeks 1-10 ( 600mg a week )

Winny - weeks 6-10 ( 50,75,100,125 )


goals-- 290lbs 11% BF.

BB flat bench- 515

deadlift --545

squat --- 405 shut up! i dont workout my legs alot!
 
Chad said:
ok boys and sinner. this is the final write up for my next cycle.

Anadrol- weeks 1-4 ( 50,100,150,150 )

Tren Ace- weeks 1-10 ( 75mg ED 1-4 100mg ED 4-10

Sust - weeks 1-10 ( 600mg a week )

Winny - weeks 6-10 ( 50,75,100,125 )


goals-- 290lbs 11% BF.

BB flat bench- 515

deadlift --545

squat --- 405 shut up! i dont workout my legs alot!
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looks sweet. y only 600mg of sust? and how often are you gonna pin the sust?
 
Chad said:
twice a week. im keeping the sust down to keep the chance of gyno down.
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sounds good bro. i'm goin to try the eod with the sust. that is gonna be one sick ass stack. beefcake! beeeeeffffeeecaaaakkekeeee!!!!!!
 
i just did abs and legs. i HATE doing them!
ok so im getting done with my 3rd set of abs and i get the most painful pump i have ever felt in my abs. it was like one ab at a time would flex up and i couldn`t breath. i thought " oh $hit this is it! i`ve messed with too many stims and now im going to die." i had to go over to the yuga mats and lay down. it took about 5 min to pass. then i got up and had a killer workout. that RPM stuff aint no joke!
 
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