Chad`s 5 step program to being a monster. Step 3: TREN

Chad said:
HEY!!! i dont know what kind of thread you think this is, but im TRYING to run a clean log. do i bench press wine boxes? YES!!! do i pop chocolate salty balls post workout? YES!!! There's no greater feeling than a nice pump and a pair of Chef's balls up against my lips. But seriously guys, we gotta tone it down before this thread gets too HOT: I don't want to ruin yet ANOTHER keyboard.
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Sorry Chad, I forgot your bits and pieces are starting to work, now that you're off the tren.
 
ok im really board so deal with it.


ok so i was :bruce3: at the club lastnight and some :chick: walks up to me and asks me if im a :bb3: . i :lol: and said hell yeah baby. so then she started to :clap2: and :toofunny: . at this point i knew the bltch was :fool2: . so i said look bltch, you best step off before i get :bruce1: on your ass. she said:jaw: and then :run:

so after a few beers i was all like :drunk: and :cheers: . so a few songs later another :chick: came up to me and was like :box: . saying i was sooooooo sexy. i was like :think: she`s kinda hot. i wouldn`t mind :burg: with her. but then she got drunk and started talking about her ex:whiner: and i was like :blink: :ntome: . well by that time i was ready to leave so i went to my car. but when i got to it i saw that some bum was sleeping on my hood.:aargh: so first i :nutkick: and then i :shoot: . cause you just dont sleep on peoples cars like that. so then the cops came and i was like :FUfinger: . they said that killing a bum was only a $13 fine so i was like :woohoo: and got them some :donut: s.

the end.....


:toofunny:
 
did somebody say kibble and bits? i could use some more fiber

ok so i was :dance: naked in my room and some :donut: chick was checkin me out through the window and i know she wanted to :hammer: that ****. i was up for a night of hog surfing so i put on my :bruce2: costume. when i got her air balloon sized pants off i saw a :afro: so i :saw: that ****. after it was all done my buddy t-dawg busted out of the closet and was like :clap2: :eek: . i bowed and ate a :pizza: to congratulate myself. 1 week later i was in the doc's office :sick:. apparently chad had :hammer: that before as well. the clap isnt anything a little vetrinary penicillin cant cure.

today im hittin :chick: and chad is slaying some chick that looks like a combinaton of colonel sanders, jabba the hut.....and the bird lady from home alone 2.

3:35 am. jomi822 out
 
Chad said:
how did you know i like to :stick: fat chicks???


:toofunny: :toofunny:
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just like surfing. waves are involved, its dangerous, you need to be able to keep your balance, and you can wipe out.

in fact-
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

and on a separate note-
The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.


i am glad to contribute to chad's thread, and to the anabolicminds community.
 
jomi822 said:
just like surfing. waves are involved, its dangerous, you need to be able to keep your balance, and you can wipe out.

in fact-
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

and on a separate note-
The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.


i am glad to contribute to chad's thread, and to the anabolicminds community.
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ROTFLMAO. i wish i could rep you agian for that. :toofunny:
 
jomi822 said:
just like surfing. waves are involved, its dangerous, you need to be able to keep your balance, and you can wipe out.

in fact-
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

and on a separate note-
The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.


i am glad to contribute to chad's thread, and to the anabolicminds community.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jomi822 again.
 
jomi822 said:
just like surfing. waves are involved, its dangerous, you need to be able to keep your balance, and you can wipe out.

in fact-
Surfing
This happens when you nail a fat woman. As you watch the rippling effect of her rolls with every thrust, along with the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, you are given the sense of riding the ultimate wave.

and on a separate note-
The Landshark
The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.


i am glad to contribute to chad's thread, and to the anabolicminds community.
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Sounded like a good idea at the time!!!

Adams
 
i go to the store to get 2-3 gallons of skim about every other day. yesterday the cashier said " wow. you should just buy a cow" i started laughing because " i do have a cow" wink wink. as far as some people think.
 
The best time to puke is when you just got finished eating a bunch of ice cream, and the vomit comes up still cold. It's a delicious deja vu experience.
 
thesinner said:
The best time to puke is when you just got finished eating a bunch of ice cream, and the vomit comes up still cold. It's a delicious deja vu experience.
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Really?? I always liked the vodka pukes... its always so smooth on the way out. The watering eyes is always just a sign of how beautiful the moment is!!!

Adams
 
Chad said:
i go to the store to get 2-3 gallons of skim about every other day. yesterday the cashier said " wow. you should just buy a cow" i started laughing because " i do have a cow" wink wink. as far as some people think.
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hm. id go with BJ's or costco. about $2.50 a gallon. $20 will get you 8 G's (as i call them). 8 g's last me 5 or 6 days. yea thats right, what now arnold. milk is for babies.
 
jomi822 said:
hm. id go with BJ's or costco. about $2.50 a gallon. $20 will get you 8 G's (as i call them). 8 g's last me 5 or 6 days. yea thats right, what now arnold. milk is for babies.
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maybe i really should get a cow. that would cover so many bases for me. um.... i mean another cow.
 
I dont know how people drink so much milk and dont get fat. It makes me a fatty mcfat quickly.

On the topic of farm animals they do say a sheeps vagina is the most similar to a womans....I dont know this from personal experience its just what Chad told me. :rofl:
 
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
ya`ll are lucky im on clomid right now.
if i was back on Tren i`d E choke slam all of you! lol
 
Chad said:
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
ya`ll are lucky im on clomid right now.
if i was back on Tren i`d E choke slam all of you! lol
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Cool, since you're on clomid, you'll probably want me to send you the new My Chemical Romance album.
 
Chad said:
:toofunny: i guess thats pretty good then huh?
" dude i busted so hard i think some came out of her nose"
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thats called the "angry dragon", just for reference. although i think the angry dragon entails hitting said female on the back of the head to make the nuttage fly from her nose. probably has something to do with the "angry" part also.
 
My favorite is the "bucking bronco"...right before you slip it in you tell her she is the fcuking ugliest b1tch you've ever seen. Then you slip it in, hang on tight, and enjoy the ride
 
DecaDone said:
My favorite is the "bucking bronco"...right before you slip it in you tell her she is the fcuking ugliest b1tch you've ever seen. Then you slip it in, hang on tight, and enjoy the ride
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:toofunny: :toofunny: i gotta try that one.
 
CryingEmo said:
Seriously though, I listen to both of those bands.


30 seconds to mars owns.


From YESSSSTERDAAYYYYY
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yeah i was just listening to "from yesterday" i was doing like 85 in a 40mph zone. that song gets me hyped!:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh:
 
ok i got a question.
i never workout on sundays but today i had some extra time and went. i got there and i had forgot to bring my ipod. my gym plays soft rock and fake techno so i was like " FCUK THIS!"
i did 2 sets on DB curls and peaced out. can i go back tomorrow and workout back and bi`s? or do i need to rest?
 
Chad said:
ok i got a question.
i never workout on sundays but today i had some extra time and went. i got there and i had forgot to bring my ipod. my gym plays soft rock and fake techno so i was like " FCUK THIS!"
i did 2 sets on DB curls and peaced out. can i go back tomorrow and workout back and bi`s? or do i need to rest?
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2 sets isn't enough to need rest imo. you can go back and do back and bi's no problem.
 
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