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Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir - SPOILER

Yeah, you got it. I give them absolute hell for it, and call them out in front of chicks, it's fun. None of my true friends wear cheaters, just dudes I know. I have one "friend' that is 5'4", wears 4" cheaters, has hair plugs, fake teeth, and he thinks he's the ****, he's a lot of fun.
 
.....Oh wow.

Man, one of my former bosses 'Jay' is 5'5", has sparse hair on top of his head which he still feathers, and drives a massive ugly truck. Yet the dude is still by far, to this day, the best I have ever seen with females.

He's 34, I believe, and the last time I was home I watched this guy game a 3 set w/ completely stunning under-20 females and close in about 2 minutes. Now, the 3 set isn't improbable, but closing them all (as in walking with them out of the bar) in 2 minutes is. Usually takes an hour, at least, to close and bounce locations.
 
My pathetic dude is good with the females too, WTF. What could these fags possibly be saying to these chicks. "Walk out of this bar with me and I'll drop you off around the corner for 50 bucks each".
 
Mulletsoldier said:
He's 34, I believe, and the last time I was home I watched this guy game a 3 set w/ completely stunning under-20 females and close in about 2 minutes. Now, the 3 set isn't improbable, but closing them all (as in walking with them out of the bar) in 2 minutes is. Usually takes an hour, at least, to close and bounce locations.
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Dude, someone watched too much of Mystery on the pick-up artist..... Ooo just admitted that I've watched it too :ntome:

Alex, good for you on calling out your midget bros for "heightening" (Seinfeldian ref). I was gonna post the good Wandy clip but I got lazy.
 
I'm extemely blunt about it. I usually just ask the chick he's talking to what her take is on him having a hardcore napolean complex. Then I'll ask him to explain himself and when he claims his shoes aren't cheating, I demand that he takes them off to prove it. Not many people enjoy my company. If you're doing some bullsh*t, you're getting called and I take it far.
 
Was his name Mystery? That sounds slightly off. Either way, Mullet was clearly the writer for that show. Mullet teaches a course at his school, "Pretentiousness 101"
 
Alexander said:
I'm extemely blunt about it. I usually just ask the chick he's talking to what her take is on him having a hardcore napolean complex. Then I'll ask him to explain himself and when he claims his shoes aren't cheating, I demand that he takes them off to prove it. Not many people enjoy my company. If you're doing some bullsh*t, you're getting called and I take it far.
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So basically you're like the fat chick who cvnt-blocks her hot friend because she ain't getting any. :lol:
 
jas123 said:
So basically you're like the fat chick who cvnt-blocks her hot friend because she ain't getting any. :lol:
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Pretty much. I don't support d-bag's getting pussy, ever. I'm the head enforcer of the d-bag police, making the world a better place for all non-d-bags.
 
Alexander said:
Was his name Mystery? That sounds slightly off. Either way, Mullet was clearly the writer for that show. Mullet teaches a course at his school, "Pretentiousness 101"
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Nah, his name is Jay Minor (no pun intended).

Do you and jas like grunt, butt heads, and then touch each other in uber ghey ways when you fellas think you've 'called' somebody out? Haha, I notice it seems you two try a little hard in the 'straight up' role, constantly looking for things to 'call'. Ease up, neither of you have convinced me you're that 'normal' and or that much of the straight up cool guy to be calling people so much. :twisted:

If I was planning on making up a story about picking up girls, I would have made it about me, ass. It was embarrassing, I tried talking to the same girls earlier. He's a punk-ass, and somehow the craziest with women I've ever seen.
 
Mulletsoldier said:
Nah, his name is Jay Minor (no pun intended).

Do you and jas like grunt, butt heads, and then touch each other in uber ghey ways when you fellas think you've 'called' somebody out? Haha, I notice it seems you two try a little hard in the 'straight up' role, constantly looking for things to 'call'. Ease up, neither of you have convinced me you're that 'normal' and or that much of the straight up cool guy to be calling people so much. :twisted:

If I was planning on making up a story about picking up girls, I would have made it about me, ass. It was embarrassing, I tried talking to the same girls earlier. He's a punk-ass, and somehow the craziest with women I've ever seen.
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First off, fvck, I'm definitely not normal. I feel like we might have had a couple cyber head butts, in celebration. I should've quoted Jas' post, it was directed at him. I was asking if the guy from that show's name is Mystery, not your dwarf friend. I definitely believe your story, don't get it twisted. I'm just saying it doesn't make sense to me. Maybe your dwarf friend has a really cool personality. The dudes I speak of have nothing to offer, they're short, bald, boring, pretentious, yet they pull chicks. I'm just asking how the hell that works, not doubting your boy. BTW, if it makes you feel any better, I am horrible at picking up chicks, an absolute nightmare.
 
Alexander said:
First off, fvck, I'm definitely not normal. I feel like we might have had a couple cyber head butts, in celebration. I should've quoted Jas' post, it was directed at him. I was asking if the guy from that show's name is Mystery, not your dwarf friend. I definitely believe your story, don't get it twisted. I'm just saying it doesn't make sense to me. Maybe your dwarf friend has a really cool personality. The dudes I speak of have nothing to offer, they're short, bald, boring, pretentious, yet they pull chicks. I'm just asking how the hell that works, not doubting your boy. BTW, if it makes you feel any better, I am horrible at picking up chicks, an absolute nightmare.
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No man, that's the point, he has ZERO. He's ugly, dwarven in nature and a ridiculous person when it comes to females. It doesn't make sense, I cannot understand it.
 
Mulletsoldier said:
No man, that's the point, he has ZERO. He's ugly, dwarven in nature and a ridiculous person when it comes to females. It doesn't make sense, I cannot understand it.
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If you ever figure out that mystery PLEASE let me know. Do these disgusting fvcks make them feel comfortable somehow?
 
Alexander said:
I'm sorry watching that show made me(yes me, the guy who watches the worst sh*t on tv)want to cry. MS - mulletsoldeier? Do you smoke?
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Like smoking too much MS. Insert Wandy gif.

I smoked once and thought it was lame so I never did it again. I got myself in way too much trouble just drinking and didn't need another vice.

I think some of these goofy bastards get chicks because they aren't threatening or intimidating to chicks. The last few girls I've date all told me that they thought I was a cocky a-hole when they first saw me. You already have something against you in this situation.
 
jas123 said:
Like smoking too much MS. Insert Wandy gif.

I smoked once and thought it was lame so I never did it again. I got myself in way too much trouble just drinking and didn't need another vice.

I think some of these goofy bastards get chicks because they aren't threatening or intimidating to chicks. The last few girls I've date all told me that they thought I was a cocky a-hole when they first saw me. You already have something against you in this situation.
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Yeah, an Adonis like myself is probably just far too intimidating for them, shhhh sucks being the sh*t:twisted:

Smoking too much MS? WTF are you talking about? Seriously, I'm not getting the joke. If it's giving Mullet BJ's please take the time to get the Wand gif.

Did you feel anything from the MJ. It took me like 10-15 attempts before I felt anything. You're probably much better off not smoking, it makes me so lazy.
 
I'm actually guessing that you're problem is that you look like the elephantman.

Yes the joke was blowing Mulley. It was clearly too high-brow for you. :twisted:

Don't tell me you're a wake and bake type, Alex?
 
jas123 said:
I'm actually guessing that you're problem is that you look like the elephantman.

Yes the joke was blowing Mulley. It was clearly too high-brow for you. :twisted:

Don't tell me you're a wake and bake type, Alex?
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Somewhere between Arlovski and Pierce Brosnan.

Save those highbrow jokes for Trip and his militia:rasp:

I've been a wake and bake type for about 12 years now. It's pretty pathetic, but true.
 
Alexander said:
I've been a wake and bake type for about 12 years now. It's pretty pathetic, but true.
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Hmm, not sure I believe your lifting numbers then, phantom boy. The wake n bakers I've known accomplish very little, especially athletically.
 
hahaha. I wouldn't either. I would give me sh*t until vids are posted. My heart is full of anger, makes me strong.
 
jas123 said:
Hmm, not sure I believe your lifting numbers then, phantom boy. The wake n bakers I've known accomplish very little, especially athletically.
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I don't know about this jas. When I was a useless degenerate stoner I made great cheesecakes.

Speaking of that, one of my stoner friends got me sick through he and his friends 'hot boxing' a 4 gram joint while I was sitting in the room. One of them had a lung infection and gave bacteria which had no place being near me a fast track into my lungs.

Do I have the right to pull his toenails off with a set of plyers in his sleep, as this is what I want to do to this guy.
 
Alexander said:
I would houck one of your blood filled loogys on his face?
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Well it's just because he's a useless POS when it comes to athletic activity. While he was sick, he sat and watched T.V. - exactly what he would have been doing anyway, eating chips and other garbage food.

Trying to eat tuna, eggs, and oats when you're sick is torture, haha. I just feel the need for some retribution on this fvck.
 
Mulletsoldier said:
Watch it, or he'll use his broad and open opinions to tell you how much of a far-left, hippy worshipping, tree hugger Fedor is because he doesn't come out to his fights behind Bruce Springsteen with a US-flag draped around his body.
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Hey douche bag, Springsteen is a far lefty Michael Mooreon.
Fedor = Commy Pinko.
 
i must say that was one of the worst ref jobs i have seen! stopping lesner and taking a point away for hitting the back of the head, no warning! wow! I know steve mazzagatti is the worst ref i have seen, but come on that was a bad, bad, bad, call! sorry for the *****ing.

Thanks
GJJ
 
grila jujitsu said:
i must say that was one of the worst ref jobs i have seen! stopping lesner and taking a point away for hitting the back of the head, no warning! wow! I know steve mazzagatti is the worst ref i have seen, but come on that was a bad, bad, bad, call! sorry for the *****ing.

Thanks
GJJ
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I have to kind of agree with you on this point. I wonder how the fight may have gone without the seemingly quick point deduction. Mir appeared to really be on the ropes at that point, and the break seemed to allow him to regain his composure.
 
grila jujitsu said:
i must say that was one of the worst ref jobs i have seen! stopping lesner and taking a point away for hitting the back of the head, no warning! wow! I know steve mazzagatti is the worst ref i have seen, but come on that was a bad, bad, bad, call! sorry for the *****ing.

Thanks
GJJ
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I agree mostly with the point deduction, but I do agree with him standing them up again, because after 4-5 uncontested blows to the back of the head, a warning isn't enough to make it fair, so the standup + warning would have been adequate.
 
max silver said:
I have to kind of agree with you on this point. I wonder how the fight may have gone without the seemingly quick point deduction. Mir appeared to really be on the ropes at that point, and the break seemed to allow him to regain his composure.
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I have seen fighters like Matt Hughes pound away at the back of someone's head and get warned 3-4 times with no stoppage or point deduction. There is a clear double standard here. I honestly think the Ref was scared for mir's life. His first job is to protect the fighter's health but the point deduction I disagree with.

All humans have relatively the same skull width, but HW's like Brock can punch a hell of a lot harder. This is why you see more KO's with bigger fighters. Brock could easily kill a man with a punch to the wrong place on the back of the head so I think the ref was in a tough spot. I do not agree with the quick point deduction at all.
 
CryingEmo said:
I agree mostly with the point deduction, but I do agree with him standing them up again, because after 4-5 uncontested blows to the back of the head, a warning isn't enough to make it fair, so the standup + warning would have been adequate.
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twas 2 hits the back of the head and no warning.
 
Yeah, their was only 1 blatant back of the head shot. Norris is right, Mazz was scared for Mir. It's a fight though, and I disagree with Norris, the fight shouldn't have been stopped, and definitely no point deduction. They're penalizing Brock for his dominance, thats BS.
 
That is BS, and that stoppage definitely assisted Mir. Mazz stopped it because he feared for Mir's safety, and that's horse****. Brock would have pounded that win out if not for that, IMO.

Even with that being said Brock's BJJ is old balls. He needs to take care of that.
 
Alexander said:
Yeah, their was only 1 blatant back of the head shot. Norris is right, Mazz was scared for Mir. It's a fight though, and I disagree with Norris, the fight shouldn't have been stopped, and definitely no point deduction. They're penalizing Brock for his dominance, thats BS.
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This could be good for Brock. Now he knows that he can GNP a dude out all day once he workds on his Jits. He even dropped Mir with a right hand. It was ugly but spot on and powerful.
 
Alexander said:
Yeah, their was only 1 blatant back of the head shot. Norris is right, Mazz was scared for Mir. It's a fight though, and I disagree with Norris, the fight shouldn't have been stopped, and definitely no point deduction. They're penalizing Brock for his dominance, thats BS.
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Agreed, Lesnar was completely PWNING him and would have no doubt been destroying anyone in there with him. Worst bit of officiating since the no call during the ridiculous rope grabbing incident that Lindland had to put up with. :twisted:
 
jas123 said:
Agreed, Lesnar was completely PWNING him and would have no doubt been destroying anyone in there with him. Worst bit of officiating since the no call during the ridiculous rope grabbing incident that Lindland had to put up with. :twisted:
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Jesus, the audacity of this fella, mainly the av with sig to match. Just for the record, Fedya would've had his arm locked up at the 45 sec mark.
 
jas123 said:
Agreed, Lesnar was completely PWNING him and would have no doubt been destroying anyone in there with him. Worst bit of officiating since the no call during the ridiculous rope grabbing incident that Lindland had to put up with. :twisted:
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Jas -> :nutkick: <- Alexander. :lol:
 
CNorris said:
Jas -> :nutkick: <- Alexander. :lol:
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haha, nice work, Norris. Let's focus on Jas' incredible lack of integrity. He posted "I gotta believe in Noguiera", tried convincing anonymous souls that Nog would win, then days later picks sh*tinthepants, then when Nog wins he puts him in his av with a sig saying "Gotta Believe"(I realize he's making fun of himself with the av/sig, but damn).
 
jas123 said:
I believe you owe me some reps. Pay up, *****. :whip:
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I was speaking to PistonPump. Check out his "The Ultimate Warrior" youtube av. I would rather rep Auggie for telling me how many gazabillion times he could kick my ass, sorry, not appenin bruv!!! Speaking of the devil, what happened to Vika?
 
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