Mrs. Gimpy!
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because i realized that
Break up letter...
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GREENFEATHER
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your neck like a
somewhatgifted
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My anal warts from
somewhatgifted
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featuring slick rick, generate
MuscleBound1337
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. Your momas easy twat
BigVrunga
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Slow day at the office
Hey baby,
Its just not doing it for me so I thought I would pack my exroomie for a date and take a walk right to her place and tell her how I bent my shlong jacking off because sex with you is like boning a chicken. But now that you know hot to take it up the butt, you're just like Nate Dogg and Snoop D-O-G-G who both suck b alls daily while they play pin the tail on your sister's friends' jugs which happen to look like they need some hot dog canine lovin.
Im sorry but you must pack your vagina and run wildy while your tits flop like twin hog brothers, and please wipe your feet after I kick my balls into position to smack againsts your exroomies juciy, wet glatinous, hemerroid laden ass.
S h i t, your mamma just got knocked the fvck out, and she's hairy as a silver back gorilla who wacks the pud more times than I porked my uncles fat squishy lips with my enourmous quivering rancid meat-like Doris Robets spam figurine. If you thought that your indian corn-pimples made my d i c k hard, which is more than I can say about your dried up tomato vines stuck lovingly between your luscious but maloderous wrinkled flaps. Painfully, I still love the thunder hips that look like two enourmous mating waterbuffalo sucking on 12 tiny blades of grass.
Your excessive cellulite seems extreemly attractive. While I dont think that your aroma is all that great, but I love that thing you slowly push into my chocolate starfish as i take another breath of Fred Durst's cold afterglow and am mesmerized that funky stench that comes from your exroomies rotting vagina. Mmm mm good!
That smells like salmon, sayeth the prophet of the people as he vomits semen from his trouser snake of evil. Ye brazen harlot swine, taketh my salty manchowder as thee slapeth thou own ass with a log of fermented cheese, attached to my gigantic throbbing testosterone man missle, is my d i c k Greg Valentino?
Still, I think about all the times I gave you pearl necklaces while thinking about a sheep wearing rubber boots. Perhaps one day I'll work up the courage to bone your Dad and throw primate feces while licking my own daughter's ring piece. Coincidently, I hear she's very flexible, and somewhat disturbingly horny for frozen wildebeasts, as well as horny hippopotamuses in heat.
Baby, it's just that Nate has turned gay with such ferocity that he lacks the moral fortitude to truly wipe his ass after he fills it with Hamsters from the African Wilderness who got caught licking something frighteningly sebaceous. Aroused, hard, lumpy, oversized, and jiggling like some mayonaise laden popscicles and a puss sack ready to pop! Well you get lost , and I hate your damn dog you animal humping, sperm absorbing good for nothing fVck!! You REALLY need labiaplasty, your Dad is tighter!! In fact, I know because I sampled a nice big mouthful of vomit like penis induced fun in the innerworkings of his innards, nuts deep, looking like melted cheese, with squishy little balls inside his wrinkly 'coinpurse'. As you can tell, I really hate you you cheap two timing smegma ridden gutter whore! Rotten two faced chicken!(mmmm, I like chicken!).
I've told you about your rank stanky ass hole, that microwaved my penis - so it would taste like a microwaved penis- smothered with slimy green extra sauerkraut and puss. Reminds of when I used to fart when I was fingered, and I started crying because I realized that my ass had two red blotchy zits that oozed sweet luscious drug induced thougts of rampant masturbatory excess, and I kinda liked it!
If I ever see your dired up husk of a gaping manhole again Ill absolutely twist your neck like a limp d i c k chicken fVcker. You pompous over-sized twat, having dangled meat curtains!
Suck suck fiddle fVck, give a dog a bone! My anal warts from twiddly poppin snicker doodles - featuring slick rick, generate massive flatulescent aromas kinda similar to an elephants cantakerous slartibartfast dribbling psychobabble. Its just another reason why I must dump your flappy whale ass and beat the living hell out of you,you hoodia snorting whore bag!
Your mama's easy twat looks like a moosknuckle!
Love,
AnabolicMinds
Hey baby,
Its just not doing it for me so I thought I would pack my exroomie for a date and take a walk right to her place and tell her how I bent my shlong jacking off because sex with you is like boning a chicken. But now that you know hot to take it up the butt, you're just like Nate Dogg and Snoop D-O-G-G who both suck b alls daily while they play pin the tail on your sister's friends' jugs which happen to look like they need some hot dog canine lovin.
Im sorry but you must pack your vagina and run wildy while your tits flop like twin hog brothers, and please wipe your feet after I kick my balls into position to smack againsts your exroomies juciy, wet glatinous, hemerroid laden ass.
S h i t, your mamma just got knocked the fvck out, and she's hairy as a silver back gorilla who wacks the pud more times than I porked my uncles fat squishy lips with my enourmous quivering rancid meat-like Doris Robets spam figurine. If you thought that your indian corn-pimples made my d i c k hard, which is more than I can say about your dried up tomato vines stuck lovingly between your luscious but maloderous wrinkled flaps. Painfully, I still love the thunder hips that look like two enourmous mating waterbuffalo sucking on 12 tiny blades of grass.
Your excessive cellulite seems extreemly attractive. While I dont think that your aroma is all that great, but I love that thing you slowly push into my chocolate starfish as i take another breath of Fred Durst's cold afterglow and am mesmerized that funky stench that comes from your exroomies rotting vagina. Mmm mm good!
That smells like salmon, sayeth the prophet of the people as he vomits semen from his trouser snake of evil. Ye brazen harlot swine, taketh my salty manchowder as thee slapeth thou own ass with a log of fermented cheese, attached to my gigantic throbbing testosterone man missle, is my d i c k Greg Valentino?
Still, I think about all the times I gave you pearl necklaces while thinking about a sheep wearing rubber boots. Perhaps one day I'll work up the courage to bone your Dad and throw primate feces while licking my own daughter's ring piece. Coincidently, I hear she's very flexible, and somewhat disturbingly horny for frozen wildebeasts, as well as horny hippopotamuses in heat.
Baby, it's just that Nate has turned gay with such ferocity that he lacks the moral fortitude to truly wipe his ass after he fills it with Hamsters from the African Wilderness who got caught licking something frighteningly sebaceous. Aroused, hard, lumpy, oversized, and jiggling like some mayonaise laden popscicles and a puss sack ready to pop! Well you get lost , and I hate your damn dog you animal humping, sperm absorbing good for nothing fVck!! You REALLY need labiaplasty, your Dad is tighter!! In fact, I know because I sampled a nice big mouthful of vomit like penis induced fun in the innerworkings of his innards, nuts deep, looking like melted cheese, with squishy little balls inside his wrinkly 'coinpurse'. As you can tell, I really hate you you cheap two timing smegma ridden gutter whore! Rotten two faced chicken!(mmmm, I like chicken!).
I've told you about your rank stanky ass hole, that microwaved my penis - so it would taste like a microwaved penis- smothered with slimy green extra sauerkraut and puss. Reminds of when I used to fart when I was fingered, and I started crying because I realized that my ass had two red blotchy zits that oozed sweet luscious drug induced thougts of rampant masturbatory excess, and I kinda liked it!
If I ever see your dired up husk of a gaping manhole again Ill absolutely twist your neck like a limp d i c k chicken fVcker. You pompous over-sized twat, having dangled meat curtains!
Suck suck fiddle fVck, give a dog a bone! My anal warts from twiddly poppin snicker doodles - featuring slick rick, generate massive flatulescent aromas kinda similar to an elephants cantakerous slartibartfast dribbling psychobabble. Its just another reason why I must dump your flappy whale ass and beat the living hell out of you,you hoodia snorting whore bag!
Your mama's easy twat looks like a moosknuckle!
Love,
AnabolicMinds
refrieddreams
Active member
2 points...
1) That letter really is to the point.
2) You have a lot of time on your hands!
1) That letter really is to the point.
2) You have a lot of time on your hands!
And hey, it needed to be done - we all put so much time and effort into it
refrieddreams
Active member
Not doggin on ya at all, I started to do it 3 times...
It is a good read!
It is a good read!
brandozzz
Member
Re: Slow day at the office
p.s. I LOVE YOUBigVrunga said:Hey baby,
Its just not doing it for me so I thought I would pack my exroomie for a date and take a walk right to her place and tell her how I bent my shlong jacking off because sex with you is like boning a chicken. But now that you know hot to take it up the butt, you're just like Nate Dogg and Snoop D-O-G-G who both suck b alls daily while they play pin the tail on your sister's friends' jugs which happen to look like they need some hot dog canine lovin.
Im sorry but you must pack your vagina and run wildy while your tits flop like twin hog brothers, and please wipe your feet after I kick my balls into position to smack againsts your exroomies juciy, wet glatinous, hemerroid laden ass.
S h i t, your mamma just got knocked the fvck out, and she's hairy as a silver back gorilla who wacks the pud more times than I porked my uncles fat squishy lips with my enourmous quivering rancid meat-like Doris Robets spam figurine. If you thought that your indian corn-pimples made my d i c k hard, which is more than I can say about your dried up tomato vines stuck lovingly between your luscious but maloderous wrinkled flaps. Painfully, I still love the thunder hips that look like two enourmous mating waterbuffalo sucking on 12 tiny blades of grass.
Your excessive cellulite seems extreemly attractive. While I dont think that your aroma is all that great, but I love that thing you slowly push into my chocolate starfish as i take another breath of Fred Durst's cold afterglow and am mesmerized that funky stench that comes from your exroomies rotting vagina. Mmm mm good!
That smells like salmon, sayeth the prophet of the people as he vomits semen from his trouser snake of evil. Ye brazen harlot swine, taketh my salty manchowder as thee slapeth thou own ass with a log of fermented cheese, attached to my gigantic throbbing testosterone man missle, is my d i c k Greg Valentino?
Still, I think about all the times I gave you pearl necklaces while thinking about a sheep wearing rubber boots. Perhaps one day I'll work up the courage to bone your Dad and throw primate feces while licking my own daughter's ring piece. Coincidently, I hear she's very flexible, and somewhat disturbingly horny for frozen wildebeasts, as well as horny hippopotamuses in heat.
Baby, it's just that Nate has turned gay with such ferocity that he lacks the moral fortitude to truly wipe his ass after he fills it with Hamsters from the African Wilderness who got caught licking something frighteningly sebaceous. Aroused, hard, lumpy, oversized, and jiggling like some mayonaise laden popscicles and a puss sack ready to pop! Well you get lost , and I hate your damn dog you animal humping, sperm absorbing good for nothing fVck!! You REALLY need labiaplasty, your Dad is tighter!! In fact, I know because I sampled a nice big mouthful of vomit like penis induced fun in the innerworkings of his innards, nuts deep, looking like melted cheese, with squishy little balls inside his wrinkly 'coinpurse'. As you can tell, I really hate you you cheap two timing smegma ridden gutter whore! Rotten two faced chicken!(mmmm, I like chicken!).
I've told you about your rank stanky ass hole, that microwaved my penis - so it would taste like a microwaved penis- smothered with slimy green extra sauerkraut and puss. Reminds of when I used to fart when I was fingered, and I started crying because I realized that my ass had two red blotchy zits that oozed sweet luscious drug induced thougts of rampant masturbatory excess, and I kinda liked it!
If I ever see your dired up husk of a gaping manhole again Ill absolutely twist your neck like a limp d i c k chicken fVcker. You pompous over-sized twat, having dangled meat curtains!
Suck suck fiddle fVck, give a dog a bone! My anal warts from twiddly poppin snicker doodles - featuring slick rick, generate massive flatulescent aromas kinda similar to an elephants cantakerous slartibartfast dribbling psychobabble. Its just another reason why I must dump your flappy whale ass and beat the living hell out of you,you hoodia snorting whore bag!
Your mama's easy twat looks like a moosknuckle!
Love,
AnabolicMinds
toughchick401
Well-known member
sick....lol