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BPS Giveaway! Happy Holidays!

Here's what I got so far. Sung to the tune of
"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas."

Oh I want some massive gains for Christmas.
Only bps products will do.
I want to get ripped,
And smash through effing walls
Only Bps will make me big from small.

I want some massive gains for Christmas.
I don't think the ladies will mind do you?
Dermacrine will help
To make my muscles grow.
And the new combustion
Will get me ready for the show.

I can see me now with all my massive gains!
Looking swole and ripped and ready for the day.
Thank you bps for my new massive gains.
 
Wow! Just now found out about this, sucks that it's too late lol, BPS I'm actually about to start my cycle of dmz and dermacrine, you should check it out!
 
blueline438 said:
Here's what I got so far. Sung to the tune of
"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas."

Oh I want some massive gains for Christmas.
Only bps products will do.
I want to get ripped,
And smash through effing walls
Only Bps will make me big from small.

I want some massive gains for Christmas.
I don't think the ladies will mind do you?
Dermacrine will help
To make my muscles grow.
And the new combustion
Will get me ready for the show.

I can see me now with all my massive gains!
Looking swole and ripped and ready for the day.
Thank you bps for my new massive gains.
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Lol nice work, man!
 
The Holiday's Have Come
The Holiday's Have Gone
The Waist Line Has Expanded
New Years Is Apone

But I Have No Fear of This Extra Bulk
BPS Combustion Will Help Turn Me, Into the Hulk
Some Sustain Alpha to Rev Up The Test
and I Trust Dermacrine to Take Care of The Rest

The Alpha Male I Soon Will Be
No Dad Bod This Summer For Me
BPS Nutrition Will Be By My Side
Come This Summer, A New Found Pride

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Nice.
 
Its tricky run dmc ... bored and laughable lol
Good luck to all !!!


I took too much trest
I grew some fat breast
Now iam sniffing DECRAMINE off my desk
I cant breathe or feel my chest
I tore off my vest and shot up the rest
Hope this gynos gone by manana the rest
Iam Not even worried I know BPS is the best
I need to get some DECRAMINE as a base before i catch a case i started trest with no base no ai or cell tech support
Hopefully i can fix this before my tits hit the floor happy holidays to all balls to the wall.
Invalid Link Removed beat i used ... just for fun here good luck all.
 
bighulksmash said:
Its tricky run dmc ... bored and laughable lol
Good luck to all !!!


I took too much trest
I grew some fat breast
Now iam sniffing DECRAMINE off my desk
I cant breathe or feel my chest
I tore off my vest and shot up the rest
Hope this gynos gone by manana the rest
Iam Not even worried I know BPS is the best
I need to get some DECRAMINE as a base before i catch a case i started trest with no base no ai or cell tech support
Hopefully i can fix this before my tits hit the floor happy holidays to all balls to the wall.
Invalid Link Removed beat i used ... just for fun here good luck all.
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First two lines lmfao
 
To the tune of "rudolf the red nosed reindeer":

You know many test boosters, from all around town,
You've seen them, you've heard claims, and wonder "but how?"

But do you recall, the transdermal that does it all...

Dermacrine gets you results,
Rub it on your skin and see!

And once you've tried you'll know that,
It's the test base for me!

All of the other products,
They can make their lofty "claims"...

They'll never quite match up to,
Those dermacrine enabled gains!
 
You guys have bested me. I'm good at looking like a fool not sounding like one
 
Walmart Scares Me !!
 
Great contest in here!
 
Jingle bells fat rolls smell I really want some abs the holiday treats gave me teats now combustion help me please hey!
To the tune of jingle bells obvs, lol.
 
Bump. Christmas jingle winner?
 
I dunno.... I'm pretty sure my Bps jingle went platinum last week ;)
 
booneman77 said:
Are you Justin bieber?!
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If I was I probably wouldn't have my fingers crossed about winning free stuff. Lol. I used to write for him though til he cut me off that jerk. Lol
 
blueline438 said:
If I was I probably wouldn't have my fingers crossed about winning free stuff. Lol. I used to write for him though til he cut me off that jerk. Lol
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So you're the prick to blame for that " baby baby oh baby" crap?!?!? I officially hate you now!
 
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