beelzeshrimp

[Beelzebub]

had no name for it, so there, now it has one.:woohoo:

1lb raw shrimp, pealed
3TBS olive oil
3TBS lemon juice
2tps minced garlic
crushed red pepper (i dunno, just add til you feel like stopping)

pretty self-explanatory. mix all that **** up and let it sit for 30 minutes. i eyeball the lemon juice, just squeeze the piss out of two halves. used 4 cloves of garlic. anyhoo, throw it in a frying pan and cook. when it turns the right color(pink or opaque if you're gay), it's done, generally 5 minutes or so.

mmm mmmm, bitch. :burger:

 

[delta314]

had no name for it, so there, now it has one.:woohoo:

1lb raw shrimp, pealed
3TBS olive oil
3TBS lemon juice
2tps minced garlic

pretty self-explanatory. mix all that **** up and let it sit for 30 minutes. i eyeball the lemon juice, just squeeze the piss out of two halves. used 4 cloves of garlic. anyhoo, throw it in a frying pan and cook. when it turns the right color(pink or opaque if you're gay), it's done, generally 5 minutes or so.

mmm mmmm, bitch. :burger:

Toss that over a cup of whole wheat pasta, add some asparagus and I'm there!:food:

 

[Beelzebub]

i just eat it with brown rice and little soy sauce but each to their own. that's the beauty of beelzeshrimp, it's versatile.....much like nate's sexual orientation.

 

[punta]

Sounds Great!

 

[Beelzebub]

forgot the crushed red pepper, edited for your convenience.

 

[natedogg]

i just eat it with brown rice and little soy sauce but each to their own. that's the beauty of beelzeshrimp, it's versatile.....much like nate's sexual orientation.

:lol: Nice one dickface. Taking pot shots in the Recipe forum huh.

Sounds pretty good though. I'll throw some scrimp on my shopping list.

 

[natedogg]

BTW, you are a shrimp, so the name fits perfectly.

 

[Beelzebub]

:lol: Nice one dickface. Taking pot shots in the Recipe forum huh.

Sounds pretty good though. I'll throw some scrimp on my shopping list.

lol, dude, if you caught half of the random shots taken at you:rofl:

yeah, it's good....and good for you.....just like me.

 

[natedogg]

It's war beeeeyatch. When I'm eating that shrimp this weekend, I'll be thinking of you and your shrimpiness.

 

[Beelzebub]

you think of me while you're shoving meat into your mouth? damn, i'm that good.

 

[revodrew]

you think of me while you're shoving meat into your mouth? damn, i'm that good.

I think he won this one nate!!:icon_lol:

 

[natedogg]

Yeah, he got me, but he got himself with that one too.

 

[Beelzebub]

like tyler durden says "be willing to sacrifice yourself for the greater good."

 

[SJA]

Beelzebubba shrimp....great for shrimp salad, shrimp sandwiches, shrimp gumbo, shrimp tacos, shrimp stew......it also smells like your class A hootchie mama after a night on the strip

 

[houseman]

It's war beeeeyatch. When I'm eating that shrimp this weekend, I'll be thinking of you and your shrimpiness.

Careful not to think of his calves. You might laugh and choke on your food.

 

[motiv8er]

Remember Nate, it is better to give than recieve!

 

[Rock]

A little advice. If you have never cooked with crushed red pepper be conservative. It is some hot ass ****. My mouth was burning, my nose was running and I was sweating. My wife could not even eat it. Next time I will cut back a little.

 

[Beelzebub]

LMAO, i figured that was self-explanatory.....i guess i was wrong. but yeah, it's pretty hot. :lol:

 

[jarhead]

And I was only expecting a recipe, not an ab workout from all the burns to go with it. Nicely done.:clap2: