This my be the best trolling I've seen in the past few years.
OP, the thing you have to know is though whole grains as you say are protected naturally, none of which is a problem. Have you never heard of chewing food, which subsequently causes cracks and/or complete pulverization of said whole grains? But even if you do in fact swallow everything you 'eat' whole, only starches are non-digestable by humans. Sadly for your terrible hypothesis, seeds are not 100% starch-encapsulated.
Wonder if OP loves and pushes arach. acid? Omega 6s are also very inflammatory.