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An anecdote from that 5ish min time, post workout, post sauna in the locker room.

Much of todays youth are just dumb and disrespectful….

One guy tells his buddy, “I only need 2 eggs a day to meet my protein requirements…2 eggs are 70 grams of protein”

I overhear this and say, “I don’t know where you heard that but that’s not true! One egg alone is only 70 calories…” and before I can even say it’s 6-7 grams of protein per egg…
he comes back with that snarky bs “what are you talking about calories for?” 🤦
So his knowledge of nutrition is now abysmal, which I didn’t think could get any worse from the first part.

I’m actually trying not to be a dickk at this point, so I say “hey man, don’t wanna see you waste your time in here, and just keeping it real (these types love that phrase) an egg is 6-7 calories of protein…” One more time he says I’m wrong. I google/Siri it for him, so he can hear the bitch say “an egg is 6 grams of protein” to shut his asss up lmao.

Then I said an egg would have to be on steroids to have as much protein as you think….and his buddy laughed his asss off.
 
Rad83 said:
An anecdote from that 5ish min time, post workout, post sauna in the locker room.

Much of todays youth are just dumb and disrespectful….

One guy tells his buddy, “I only need 2 eggs a day to meet my protein requirements…2 eggs are 70 grams of protein”

I overhear this and say, “I don’t know where you heard that but that’s not true! One egg alone is only 70 calories…” and before I can even say it’s 6-7 grams of protein per egg…
he comes back with that snarky bs “what are you talking about calories for?” 🤦
So his knowledge of nutrition is now abysmal, which I didn’t think could get any worse from the first part.

I’m actually trying not to be a dickk at this point, so I say “hey man, don’t wanna see you waste your time in here, and just keeping it real (these types love that phrase) an egg is 6-7 calories of protein…” One more time he says I’m wrong. I google/Siri it for him, so he can hear the bitch say “an egg is 6 grams of protein” to shut his asss up lmao.

Then I said an egg would have to be on steroids to have as much protein as you think….and his buddy laughed his asss off.
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Well played
 
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Rad83 said:
I google/Siri it for him, so he can hear the bitch say “an egg is 6 grams of protein”
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solid play 😅


but in that scenario I might have told him it's time to stop the bulking, looking a bit fluffy, I'd recommend cutting it to one egg and just the whites.
 
Rad83 said:
An anecdote from that 5ish min time, post workout, post sauna in the locker room.

Much of todays youth are just dumb and disrespectful….

One guy tells his buddy, “I only need 2 eggs a day to meet my protein requirements…2 eggs are 70 grams of protein”

I overhear this and say, “I don’t know where you heard that but that’s not true! One egg alone is only 70 calories…” and before I can even say it’s 6-7 grams of protein per egg…
he comes back with that snarky bs “what are you talking about calories for?” 🤦
So his knowledge of nutrition is now abysmal, which I didn’t think could get any worse from the first part.

I’m actually trying not to be a dickk at this point, so I say “hey man, don’t wanna see you waste your time in here, and just keeping it real (these types love that phrase) an egg is 6-7 calories of protein…” One more time he says I’m wrong. I google/Siri it for him, so he can hear the bitch say “an egg is 6 grams of protein” to shut his asss up lmao.

Then I said an egg would have to be on steroids to have as much protein as you think….and his buddy laughed his asss off.
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Rad83 said:
An anecdote from that 5ish min time, post workout, post sauna in the locker room.

Much of todays youth are just dumb and disrespectful….

One guy tells his buddy, “I only need 2 eggs a day to meet my protein requirements…2 eggs are 70 grams of protein”

I overhear this and say, “I don’t know where you heard that but that’s not true! One egg alone is only 70 calories…” and before I can even say it’s 6-7 grams of protein per egg…
he comes back with that snarky bs “what are you talking about calories for?” 🤦
So his knowledge of nutrition is now abysmal, which I didn’t think could get any worse from the first part.

I’m actually trying not to be a dickk at this point, so I say “hey man, don’t wanna see you waste your time in here, and just keeping it real (these types love that phrase) an egg is 6-7 calories of protein…” One more time he says I’m wrong. I google/Siri it for him, so he can hear the bitch say “an egg is 6 grams of protein” to shut his asss up lmao.

Then I said an egg would have to be on steroids to have as much protein as you think….and his buddy laughed his asss off.
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That’s funny, unreal stupidity, but I couldn’t help it…..had to make a steroid egg meme.🐔

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I'm usually doing this thinking "Why did I tell myself I would do another set, two was enough right? Yeah, I feel pumped enough... ****, but if I put the weights back now the other people in the gym are gonna see that I was gonna do the set and chickened out."

The complexities of working out for me.
 
Wobmarvel said:
I'm usually doing this thinking "Why did I tell myself I would do another set, two was enough right? Yeah, I feel pumped enough... ****, but if I put the weights back now the other people in the gym are gonna see that I was gonna do the set and chickened out."

The complexities of working out for me.
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We have a responsibility to those people we barely know to do the work they weren’t even expecting out of us to begin with, whatever the personal cost
 
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since yall like STATS lol
 
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