AM/McDonald's All-Americans (glen, nate, kwycke, etc.)

[CEDeoudes59]

aww look who found the thread

sure, we'll get you a special jersey though!

 

[wranglergirl]

aww look who found the thread

sure, we'll get you a special jersey though!

I am sure you will.........!!!!!!!!!

 

[kwyckemynd00]

<---------My puppy will eat your puppy.

<--- I will eat your puppy :twisted:

 

[kwyckemynd00]

rule #4 : additional players can be recruited upon verification that they did indeed "stay at a holiday inn express last night".

rule #5 : when the yankees lose, we kill a puppy. (don't worry, puppies are safe tonight, thanks texas :thumbsup: )

kwy will be reinstated into the team once the receipt for rule #4 is verified.

dietrying, rule #4.

rules are rules fellas. i don't make em.......oh yeah i do.

care for some grapes???? bitches. :whip:

Yo, boss...guess I'm back on the team

Ask the girl on the corner of 6th and 9th....I was there

 

[Beelzebub]

wranglergirl, what position? deoudes, order an XXS white shirt for WG.

kwy, you're back on. take a lap just for the hell of it. that's what you get for doing 315 x 50 on leg press.

 

[Cuffs]

We need a pitcher.

That's too easy... :blink:

I'd rather be the pitcher. I will not be the catcher...LOL.

 

[natedogg]

Catcher has to be the worst position in the game. The constant squatting and balls being thrown at you. Screw that.

 

[Cuffs]

Catcher has to be the worst position in the game. The constant squatting and balls being thrown at you. Screw that.

Actually, I was using the terms as a homosexual innuendo. Not that I have anything against that type of lifestyle.

 

[natedogg]

Actually, I was using the terms as a homosexual innuendo. Not that I have anything against that type of lifestyle.

Of course you were you sick son of a bitch. Grow up.

 

[CEDeoudes59]

wranglergirl, what position? deoudes, order an XXS white shirt for WG.

kwy, you're back on. take a lap just for the hell of it. that's what you get for doing 315 x 50 on leg press.

1 XXS white t-shirt has been ordered.
Wrangler Girl can be 'Bat' girl

 

[natedogg]

1 XXS white t-shirt has been ordered.
Wrangler Girl can be 'Bat' girl

Good one. Ok well, here's what I have so far.

Coach- Beez
Pitcher- Iron Warrior
Catcher- Kwyck (for more reasons than you can possibly imagine)
1st- Yours Truly.
2nd-?
3rd-?
SS-?
RF-?
CF-?
LF- Deoudes
Bat Girl- WG

I'm gonna say that Die Trying is a middle infielder or center field. Glen can be third or right. Who else am I missing?

 

[CEDeoudes59]

Glen is pretty mobile right now - perhaps he could play in the infield. The biggest guy should be DH - Exnihilo (spelling)?

Bohica will want to play somewhere - he may be good on the hot corner (3rd).

The biggest psychopath online should be the closer

 

[wranglergirl]

Bat girl?? you kidding me..........I want short stop....

 

[natedogg]

Bat girl?? you kidding me..........I want short stop....

Why not 2nd? Do you have a strong arm? Are you willing to take a cleat to the shins. Are you a fantastic fielder? SS can be a tough position.

 

[CEDeoudes59]

i have no qualms about playing left field, only in baseball before 6th grade was left field considered a position for players who couldn't field. I was in always in centerfield, but my range now wouldn't made it ideal to play center - Bernie Williams syndrome...

I don't know how Jim Edmonds plays center so well. He is/was a testosterone monkey

 

[wranglergirl]

I played SS from 6th grade to 10th grade...I can slide with the best of them, and besides why not give someone else the XXS t-shirt Come now let us be fair........Hahahaahaahah

 

[CEDeoudes59]

Wranglergirl can play SS, I'd conviently be watching in Left Field...

i'd like you to wear the costume though, at least for 1 game

 

[natedogg]

I played SS from 6th grade to 10th grade...I can slide with the best of them, and besides why not give someone else the XXS t-shirt Come now let us be fair........Hahahaahaahah

Hey, I think we found our SS.

 

[CEDeoudes59]

how tall are you again WG?
I talked to a girl I dated 2 years ago last night - she's 6'0'' - I think I told you about her once

 

[knox]

ahhh come'on gimme the bat costum and i'll fetch thou bats!

 

[natedogg]

Coach- Beez
Pitcher- Iron Warrior
Catcher- Kwyck
1st- natedogg
2nd- Die Trying
3rd- Glen
SS- WG
RF-?
CF- Bohica (He's fast)
LF- Deoudes
DH- Exnihilo
Bat Boy- Knox

What about RF?

 

[wranglergirl]

I am 5'11 and well 6'1 with heels..... So I have the height......

 

[Beelzebub]

Coach- Beez
Pitcher- Iron Warrior
Catcher- Kwyck
1st- Yours Truly.
2nd- Die Trying
3rd- Glen
SS- WG
RF-?
CF- Bohica (He's fast)
LF- Deoudes
DH- Exnihilo
Bat Boy- Knox

What about RF?

cuffs

 

[natedogg]

cuffs

Going with the veteran I see. He's the old guy on the team.

 

[Beelzebub]

perfect for a right fielder.

 

[natedogg]

perfect for a right fielder.

Unless he's throws his arm out because he's so old. :lol: J/k Cuffs, please don't sodimize me with your baton.

 

[Beelzebub]

nah, he keeps his throwing arm in good shape with plenty of wrist motion........

 

[CEDeoudes59]

poor kwycke, 162 games a year of squating behind the plate if we don't find a backup catcher...

 

[Beelzebub]

glen might be a good catcher since he's shorter than most and has a good squat.

 

[Cuffs]

nah, he keeps his throwing arm in good shape with plenty of wrist motion........

Don't you know it. I think I've been overtraining lately.

 

[CEDeoudes59]

with a little winny, I swear I'm 40-40 material. That's 40hrs, 40steals. Take that Canseco.

 

[Beelzebub]

Don't you know it. I think I've been overtraining lately.

speaking of which, we'll need a sports trainer/injury guy for cases such as this. someone to take up his wrist. i say ryansm would make a good sports trainer/injury guy. that is unless he's too busy in the skybox with the other mods. :hammer:

 

[Beelzebub]

with a little winny, I swear I'm 40-40 material. That's 40hrs, 40steals. Take that Canseco.

no winny. might get injured. try anavar.

 

[kwyckemynd00]

I played SS from 6th grade to 10th grade...I can slide with the best of them, and besides why not give someone else the XXS t-shirt Come now let us be fair........Hahahaahaahah

True...it'll fit NateDogg the best :rofl:

 

[kwyckemynd00]

poor kwycke, 162 games a year of squating behind the plate if we don't find a backup catcher...

That's okay...I'll just cut a hole out of the crotch and have a random topless chick from the stands come down and give me a 9 inning tea bag. If she sucks, I'll leave her in a barrage of protein farts :twisted:

 

[DieTrying]

I'm generally more a corner guy (1B, 3B, RF), but compared to you guys I'm probably the Marcus Giles of the group. I did play SS for the first time last night (seriously), so I can make the adjustment to 2B...

We gotta get Lake on there somewhere (pinch runner or maybe CF)

 

[DieTrying]

That's okay...I'll just cut a hole out of the crotch and have a random topless chick from the stands come down and give me a 9 inning tea bag. If she sucks, I'll leave her in a barrage of protein farts :twisted:

:icon_lol: :goodpost:

 

[kwyckemynd00]

glen might be a good catcher since he's shorter than most and has a good squat.

True...I hear he has a lot of practice in that position,too :rofl:

But, anyway, if it doesn't work out, I'll be happy with my tea bags.

And just so you know, I'm not really that slow quick mind, came from quick, I was nick-named that by some of the bruthas I grew up with b/c they were always biting my white ass in the foot race...hahaha... Then again, I was about 170lbs then....:think:

 

[DieTrying]

VIDEO/STAT boy

I say we have ASAP be our video manager (teams really do have this). He can go through the old footage so we're ready for future games.

 

[DieTrying]

Custom and Nutraplanet can be our equipment suppliers. :lol:

Damn we could go far with this....

 

[kwyckemynd00]

Hey, WTF...I thought we were on a Basketball team?

 

[CEDeoudes59]

yeah, MCDs All-Americans is basketball - but that starts in the fall i guess

 

[Beelzebub]

if it's basketball, we're screwed.

 

[CEDeoudes59]

if it's basketball, we're screwed.

we will grow our hair out for fall basketball... like gonzaga does.
go for the 'I'm a total dirtbag look'
boston redsox's look

 

[CEDeoudes59]

beelze hits buzzer beater vs. Oregon

 

[Cuffs]

if it's basketball, we're screwed.

I can hit the three's and be the 'crippler' assigned to take someone out. Other than that, my round ball game sucks. Ball handling is not my thing, nor should it be...LOL

 

[natedogg]

True...it'll fit NateDogg the best :rofl:

Go **** yourself.

 

[natedogg]

Every time I play B-Ball my knee seems to pop out of the socket. It's happened like 3 times now. I'm out when it comes to Basketball, unless I get to go into the stands and beat the **** outta some people. I'm all for beatin the **** outta some fools.

 

[kwyckemynd00]

Go **** yourself.

Hey, if the weenie reaches, why not? Kinda like why a dog licks his balls.....

 

[LakeMountD]

special props to LakeMountD who made FSU football, you already have a jersey!

At least i got mentioned :-D :wave: