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"And now it's time for Deep Thoughts....with Jack Handy"
 
I thought I was seeing stars
I thought I was going to reach alpha status
Then I realized I forgot my creatine and lost all my gains.
 
Stopped to enjoy the scenery, absorb the moment, get in touch with nature.

Ended up daydreaming of the gym.
 
"Best place to pee ever"
 
That feeling you get when you have just killed an entire family and remember you set your tv to record the game for when you get back.
 
This is the second best handjob I've ever given myself
 
Am I sparkling like that guy from twilight?
 
I went to the gym and planned to hit legs
After seeing the light I stuck to doing arms for the 3rd time this week.
Don't judge me bro
 
Whats with the 7 midgets following that hot chick through the woods?... Looks shady
 
It's a gorilla, it's a mountain lion, oh no, it's just my shadow.
 
Cant get a girlfiriend, hugs trees instead.
 
"Boy does my receding hair line look bad"
 
"Lord, please send me a sign. I want to stay natty but everyone keeps telling me to take creatine and I don't know what to do."
 
rodefeeh said:
If I think these flowering trees are pretty, will I go catabolic?
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On the internet I bench 500lbs for reps and workout twice a day seven days a week and I fought kimbo slice twice. He was no match for my ninja skills. In real life, I hit women after bouts of road rage not to be confuses with roid rage.
 
3 lucky Winners of ModernCreatine, the REAL concentrated Creatine (not the water downed concentrates) and the only Ultra instatized Creatine Anydrous on the market....The purest creatine on the planet.....The same exact creatine found in slabs of beef will be CHOSEN on Monday.

12 bottles to each LUCKY winner!
 
USPlabsRep said:
3 lucky Winners of ModernCreatine, the REAL concentrated Creatine (not the water downed concentrates) and the only Ultra instatized Creatine Anydrous on the market....The purest creatine on the planet.....The same exact creatine found in slabs of beef will be CHOSEN on Monday.

12 bottles to each LUCKY winner!
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"What I would do if I was one of the lucky winners"
 
It's almost 2015, this is the year I finally start lifting
 
The moment you try to stand up after your first leg day in a while and immediately rethink everything you ever knew.
 
Just hanging out, looking for mc hammer's career.
 
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE...

i know you all sang that in your head.
 
Did I just fart?
 
"To Crossfit or not to Crossfit? That is the Question"
 
"Its been 7 hours waiting for this mailman to get here."
 
"Am I the only one who is truly real? Are the rest of you just figments of my imagination?"
 
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