DangerDave
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Anything to make you happy... im on tren so my muscles grew....even the love one. Hahaha
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Hahaha what my humor too sick? Sorry military guy's humor gets raunchy![]()
Bro I'm a Sgt in the Marines. Another knuckle dragging grunt. Gay chicken is the weirdest thing I've ever seen
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Hahaha dude you just made my day.
When people actually ask if I lift I say no. They get confused and say how? I explain I eat pizza and drink beer everyday and the rest is genetics.
No one asks me if I lift.... #skinnypersonproblems
Hahaha dude you just made my day.
When people actually ask if I lift I say no. They get confused and say how? I explain I eat pizza and drink beer everyday and the rest is genetics.
nice.
People at the gym always ask me what I'm on. My go-to response is simple, "I'm high on life bish!"
nice.
People at the gym always ask me what I'm on. My go-to response is simple, "I'm high on life bish!"
Raspberry Ketones
Flintstone vitamins
No one ever asks me what I'm in but I generally have a displeased look. So I think they think I'm anger. But I do get alot of what should I do to get ...
I put my headphones in and my fuk you face on but people just wanna go interrupting ol Dave while he lifts to see what hes taking. Sh*t makes me mad. Plus you get the window lickers that eye fuk you like you are a circus freak while you lift. I always end up saying something to someone... "what the fuk you looking at boy?" Tren makes me mean at the gym lol
Lol. You probably workout on base at those semper fit joints eh? All the boots running around like chickens with their heads cut off. I have like 4 of those gym rat shirts. Each earned with 100 hours. Of course I signed a lot of my own logs lol
haha just the mccs places. I avoid the semper sh*t people like they are cardio haha. You will find me in th corner of the gym in a squat rack pushing heavy weight with metal music and my fuk you face on. I eat those cross fit queers for lunch. I jumped in with some dude that was squating for like 20+ reps and he thought he was intense, I jumped in with him and slowly loaded up weight and he let his ego get to him. He tried to keep up but collapsed under like 255 or some sh*t after 12 reps. I laughed at him and he left.
That spells success!
this makes me sad... im going to be doing 135lbs for the next 2-4 weeks. im a beast and im going to be doing child weight.
i think i might just stay at that weight and increase reps to 20-30 untill i finish my cut. that way the knee doesnt get overloaded.
haha just the mccs places. I avoid the semper sh*t people like they are cardio haha. You will find me in th corner of the gym in a squat rack pushing heavy weight with metal music and my fuk you face on. I eat those cross fit queers for lunch. I jumped in with some dude that was squating for like 20+ reps and he thought he was intense, I jumped in with him and slowly loaded up weight and he let his ego get to him. He tried to keep up but collapsed under like 255 or some sh*t after 12 reps. I laughed at him and he left.
Crossfit=not good at anything except bad form and injuries.
I love cross fit guys that tell me how awesome they are meanwhile their girlfriends need a new pair of panties after they see me with a shirt off.
Crossfit guy: I love competing at crossfit. It changed my life. I'm so awesome, crossfit is the best.
Me: I banged your girl.
Hahahaha just kidding except not!!
Haha, a crossfit gym just started in my town about a month ago. A guy at my gym is a chiropractor and said he has already seen 6 people for all sorts of sh!t.
See the problem with crossfit is they are doing Olympic lifts for reps.... Just no good in my openiom.
Moms loving it. But she's pretty well versed in lifting. I wouldn't mind doing it on a cut. But I'm pretty fond of my self motivating death metal and my decline bench
Haha hell yeah. All i listen too when i lift is metalcore, deathcore, hardcore and post-hardcore. Its a very violent murder scene in my head during workouts. Then its a great mood all day after that. Except on tren... no telling what will make you wanna kill someone.
Its catching on in the corps like a fuking disease. Marines are seriously messing themselves up. Its terrible brother guys using all back on deadlifts, kipping for 30+ reps on pullups, bouncing in the squat rack and list goes on.
I seriously hate crossfit. I do like circuit training don't get me wrong but this crossfit thing is worse than the Eco friendly car fad... makes me sick haha
I have my own gym in my basement. I've posted pictures of it before. I have everything from a Smith Machine to dumbbells starting from, 10-lbs up to 220-lbs. I have a sleds for legs, free weights, etc. My guess is I have no less than 3 tons of plates, including several 100-lb plates for the legs press and Smith. In a separate area I have the heavy bags and speed bag. I used to listen to music, but found that I concentrate better with no sound. I have a friend who I work with and see when I'm on travel. He is a retired WO from the Army. The guy benches 500 and is 100% natural. I'm in awe of that kind of power, but shrug my shoulders to see a guy bench 200 for 20 reps. So what?
A "crossfit?" You're either in or out. If you're not lifting heavy then you're not lifting, you're just in a perpetual state of warming up.
I have my own gym in my basement. I've posted pictures of it before. I have everything from a Smith Machine to dumbbells starting from, 10-lbs up to 220-lbs. I have a sleds for legs, free weights, etc. My guess is I have no less than 3 tons of plates, including several 100-lb plates for the legs press and Smith. In a separate area I have the heavy bags and speed bag. I used to listen to music, but found that I concentrate better with no sound. I have a friend who I work with and see when I'm on travel. He is a retired WO from the Army. The guy benches 500 and is 100% natural. I'm in awe of that kind of power, but shrug my shoulders to see a guy bench 200 for 20 reps. So what?
A "crossfit?" You're either in or out. If you're not lifting heavy then you're not lifting, you're just in a perpetual state of warming up.
yeah im just gona go warm up for an hour then have a salad
So made some phone calls, and am interviewing and talking to a few different bodybuilding coaches. Some local and some out of state that do online coaching. I will let you guys know how this goes... could get interesting here soon :salook:
Time to get Siri-us
Yeah man. I get back from Afghan and I have 5 months until the first local show. There is 3 shows in the same month I could try and do. Not far apart either. Saw the competition last year and I can walk on stage more ripped for sure