littlrook
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Hopefully you were smart enough to derail her by showing her your titties.
Cause we know all the balls around here are like raisins lol
Hopefully you were smart enough to derail her by showing her your titties.
There was an old Kat Williams bit on steroids where he’s joking about them making your dick little, so he says when you’re going to have sex to tell her to just look at your arms insteadCause we know all the balls around here are like raisins lol
getting dressed for work the other day with my zipper down and belt undone still my wife goes "this is nice, like having my own chip n dales dancer in the morning" so I gave her that side eye thinking bow chica wow wow and she turns back to the morning news and sips her coffeeTold my still pretty hot wife about this one to see if she wanted “add this method in her tool box”. It did not go like I wanted it go lmao.
Twig looks bigger when the berries are smaller lol
OG Jacked was the real MF'ing deal!!! I think it might have been my favorite, that and the ORIGINAL MESOMORPH which was basically just a double dose of Jacked with a better flavor profile. It was the only thing that coud take me super high amped without feeling over stimulated. I remember pacing back and forth headset on and growling between sets just feeling animalistic. What a feeling!!!Man I remember running the rack and two hours later doing it again just because
Mesomorph and the OG Craze were my cup o teaOG Jacked was the real MF'ing deal!!! I think it might have been my favorite, that and the ORIGINAL MESOMORPH which was basically just a double dose of Jacked with a better flavor profile. It was the only thing that coud take me super high amped without feeling over stimulated. I remember pacing back and forth headset on and growling between sets just feeling animalistic. What a feeling!!!
Oh yeah Craze was pretty good, but I was a rep for USPLabs and did demos, and when I left the company they told me to keep the rest of the demo inventory rather than paying the shipping to get it back. I had like 500 3 serving Jack3d samples, and 300 6 serving of their old growth hormone product I can't even remember the name of now, but it was good. So I didn't ever use to much of Craze, but I did like it a lot.Mesomorph and the OG Craze were my cup o tea
man I had no idea at the time how incredible that stuff was. I remember vividly 60 minute sessions on the stairs at 4am sweating buckets, then hitting weights and more weights later lol. it was a lifetime supply of abundant energy.OG Jacked was the real MF'ing deal!!! I think it might have been my favorite, that and the ORIGINAL MESOMORPH which was basically just a double dose of Jacked with a better flavor profile. It was the only thing that coud take me super high amped without feeling over stimulated. I remember pacing back and forth headset on and growling between sets just feeling animalistic. What a feeling!!!
Did they have a little bit of amphetamines in those "formulas"?
They were amazeballs
Haha, oh boy do I remember it!!! I was broke as a joke back then and only got it a few times, That stuff was strong. I remember one time I took too much and my balls started aching for some reason. Guess who never did that much again!!!! For that reason it was not my favorite overall but I loved it back in the day.I don’t know how many of you are old enough to remember the original Ultimate Orange that contained Ephedrine. Probably the most powerful pre-workout ever. Created in 1982 by Dan Duchaine, and banned in 2004. I was taking it in the 90s and still is the most powerful I’ve ever taken.
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Yepthat right there is why I like to add some bronkaid every now and then
you have no idea how close this looks to our house right now lol.
haha awesomeyou have no idea how close this looks to our house right now lol.
its good that people consider a dozen farm fresh eggs a gift cause we have way too many. lol
dude me too lol. this is a daily haul for me right now:haha awesome
i fckin love eggs .. esp since i learned to cook them in air fryer omelete
^Explaining to the landlord of your 2nd floor studio apartment how the floor began to fail when you had to bail from a 600lb squat onto the pinssome of you need this.
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very cool for the bachelor pad but sorta cracked me up
some of you need this.
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very cool for the bachelor pad but sorta cracked me up
You won't get your deposit back with the 600lb squat, but a 600lb lady of the night who fell off the bed, perhaps......^Explaining to the landlord of your 2nd floor studio apartment how the floor began to fail when you had to bail from a 600lb squat onto the pins![]()
bro knows all the discount codesbut a 600lb lady of the night
“If I can feel ‘em, they’re real enough!”
Oh man, now I have to get some of those, and put some Brats on the grill, so I can tell the wife to go check the grill while I go use the bathroom.Who wants some muscle sausages!!! LMFAO!
When you find them, post the link lolOh man, now I have to get some of those, and put some Brats on the grill, so I can tell the wife to go check the grill while I go use the bathroom.![]()
So the new AM insult will be Salamander Shoulders? Cuz, this guy has got none!!!
But look at that neck! It as thick as his waist lolSo the new AM insult will be Salamander Shoulders? Cuz, this guy has got none!!!
and no adams apple .. we onto somethingMaybe its a lady salamander due to no shoulders and the way its jaw hinges wide open.....
Yeah, at my gym whoever gets there first gets control of the bluetooth speaker. Normally their is either rock / metal or aggressive rap I can throw down to either of them. I normally only put them on if the music is in Spanish, but honestly most of the time when they see me come in someone will change the music over to something in English just to be considerate. During my sets, I tend to tune most things out including the music in my ears. So, i don't really need it but I enjoy it and prefer to have some aggressive music playing. If i can do that with no headphones that is my preference, just something more GRRRR about the loud aggressive music out in the open.I don't need them unless they are playing some music that I don't care for. But that's pretty rare bc the 5am crowd where I go is pretty hardcore/deathcore lol