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lol my flirting skills
 
What if you used to bench 315 20 yrs ago and pay taxes but have a cash side hustle and have chickens not a duck?

Asking for a friend.....
 
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i dont use the "L" word, but i would to her
 
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i dont use the "L" word, but i would to her
same, in regards to her shirt.

You get eggs from that duck?

we did for years, she's getting on in age. I got her as a baby in 2020. She seems to be past her egg bearing years but she has rolled rocks into her nest and sits on them. its actually sorta heart breaking lol, poor girl.

the drake doesn't care though, he keeps trying hard. even the chickens are potential child bearers to him. Gonna end up with some chucks, or dickens, or whatever you call it when your drake fertilizes a chicken egg.


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same, in regards to her shirt.



we did for years, she's getting on in age. I got her as a baby in 2020. She seems to be past her egg bearing years but she has rolled rocks into her nest and sits on them. its actually sorta heart breaking lol, poor girl.

the drake doesn't care though, he keeps trying hard. even the chickens are potential child bearers to him. Gonna end up with some chucks, or dickens, or whatever you call it when your drake fertilizes a chicken egg.


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You need to buy her a baby duck, and name it Rocky...
 
You need to buy her a baby duck, and name it Rocky...
funny thing is when we saw she was nesting again, and how often he mounts her, we decided to let her sit on the nest and keep her eggs this year instead of collecting them. when she got off the nest to get some water I took a peak to see how many eggs she had in there and it was this pile of rocks she's been incubuting lol. its sorta heart breaking and cute at the same time .
 
funny thing is when we saw she was nesting again, and how often he mounts her, we decided to let her sit on the nest and keep her eggs this year instead of collecting them. when she got off the nest to get some water I took a peak to see how many eggs she had in there and it was this pile of rocks she's been incubuting lol. its sorta heart breaking and cute at the same time .
Yeah, maybe all the chicks around she is feeling very "Momma-ish"
 
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this lil hoe must not know i lift.
 
What kind of BS is that????
















How dare her not cook!!!!
srsly we work 8-9hrs a day and she cant even have the food ready

props to the man for putting up with her !!
 
You need to be jacked, lean and confident - you need trestolone™️.

Plus a pair of shoes with the biggest heel you can pull off (preferably something like a weightlifting shoe) 😂

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

you've seen those shoes that add like 2" or 3" supposedly, they kill me 😂😂
 
You need to be jacked, lean and confident - you need trestolone™️.

Plus a pair of shoes with the biggest heel you can pull off (preferably something like a weightlifting shoe) 😂
Just ask this guy, I am sure he has plenty of them around he can't use in prison.

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Told my still pretty hot wife about this one to see if she wanted “add this method in her tool box”. It did not go like I wanted it go lmao.
 
Told my still pretty hot wife about this one to see if she wanted “add this method in her tool box”. It did not go like I wanted it go lmao.
Hopefully you were smart enough to derail her by showing her your titties.
 
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