Rip on Trip while he's MIA

thesinner

thesinner

Recovering AXoholic
If you don't know who TripDog is, you might as well punch yourself in the balls, he's the biggest rep slut since thesinner (Me).

Anyhow, I thought it'd be fun to roast the poor bastard while he's away before he has a chance to defend himself.

So if you've got something to say about him doing it with goats, how he's a huge rep whore, how he'd better bring sexy back already (because you miss it), or some other comment at Trip's expense, post it here so he's got a some fun reading to do on his Triumphant return.
 
If my Pant's are on fire in New Hampshire......will Trip have to put it out after he passes firefighting school?
 
Trip doesn't have to worry about pants catching on fire because it doesn't seem like he wears them.

I guess that made it easier for the 250lbs female security guard to perform the random cavity search on him at the airport.
 
he liked every minute of that search, too, i am told!

i heard that he went back through the line a few times! :o
 
Ok, back to making fun of Trip. I don't know when he gets back, but when he does, I wanna make sure he is pissed off, offended, and can't find a goat to have sex with.

And then I want him to bring sexy back for crying out loud. Justin Timberlake stole it back in 2001, and just recently brought it back in early '06. Then this bastard steals it again. :wtf:
 
Oh snap,

We gotta make fun of how he's gonna be skateboarding at the local skatepark with a bunch of six-year-old-future-Tony-Hawk-hopefuls, whose mommy's are sitting in lawnchairs outside the fence, equipped with coolers full of FlufferNutters and Juiceboxes, and a box of band-aids in her purse.

Bring home a MILF, Trip, and then steal all her juiceboxes. There's an island 17 miles northeast of Greenland, where Capri-Sun is worth it's weight in Gold.
 
jomi822 said:
if anyone wants some material, here is trip's myspace page

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Yeah, but somethings are just too easy to bother with. Like overly loose women, or making fun of Trip's haircut.

He'll tell you that he's hit most of those hotties on his myspace, but really, they're just the people he likes to watch such movies as "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or "Save the Last Dance" while eating Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream and drinking Seagram's wine cools with.
 
thesinner said:
Yeah, but somethings are just too easy to bother with. Like overly loose women, or making fun of Trip's haircut.

He'll tell you that he's hit most of those hotties on his myspace, but really, they're just the people he likes to watch such movies as "The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants" or "Save the Last Dance" while eating Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream and drinking Seagram's wine cools with.
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What's this your all picking on my little bro without me :nutkick: ....don't let him fool ya he hasn't hit any of those chicks on his myspace account, but he likes to act like a pimp. I will tell you his real hair color is red....yup he's a carrot top, but dyes it blonde. Oh yes, and he drinks wine coolers so that should say it all. All kidding aside he's a great kid.....hurry up and get settled in new hampshire bro so we can tear up the town!!:djparty:
 
Trauma1 said:
What's this your all picking on my little bro without me :nutkick: ....don't let him fool ya he hasn't hit any of those chicks on his myspace account, but he likes to act like a pimp. I will tell you his real hair color is red....yup he's a carrot top, but dyes it blonde. Oh yes, and he drinks wine coolers so that should say it all. All kidding aside he's a great kid.....hurry up and get settled in new hampshire bro so we can tear up the town!!:djparty:
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is eh really your little brother? :think: I feel SORRY FOR YOU! :lol:
 
macedaddy said:
is eh really your little brother? :think: I feel SORRY FOR YOU! :lol:
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Yeah the little red headed stepchild is my bro....it was interesting growing up being so close in age, but it was a blast!
 
Hey mace i remember reading somewhere on the boards that you lived in naugatuck, CT? I lived in naugy before i moved down to florida. I still have alot of buddies that live up there. Dan and i spent the better part of our highschool years in the waterbury/naugatuck area.....tons of interesting stories i tell ya :D
 
Trauma1 said:
Hey mace i remember reading somewhere on the boards that you lived in naugatuck, CT? I lived in naugy before i moved down to florida. I still have alot of buddies that live up there. Dan and i spent the better part of our highschool years in the waterbury/naugatuck area.....tons of interesting stories i tell ya :D
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Yeah i was in naugy through about 6th grade.....went to prospect elementary and then the middle school......then we moved, i still got some friends in danbury......We lived on Grickis Lane at the top of some huge hill....
 
macedaddy said:
Yeah i was in naugy through about 6th grade.....went to prospect elementary and then the middle school......then we moved, i still got some friends in danbury......We lived on Grickis Lane at the top of some huge hill....
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The only thing i can remember about danbury is the big ass mall there.....
 
nycste said:
trauma1 your not going up north with tripdog
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Nope me and the little bro have completely different situations....as for me i'm married and in the process of buying a house.....and my wife has been bringing up the child topic alot lately. Trip doesn't really have any ties down here so he's going back to the good ole north. I miss the four seasons somewhat, but sure as hell don't miss the snow.
 
Trauma1 said:
What's this your all picking on my little bro without me :nutkick: ....don't let him fool ya he hasn't hit any of those chicks on his myspace account, but he likes to act like a pimp. I will tell you his real hair color is red....yup he's a carrot top, but dyes it blonde. Oh yes, and he drinks wine coolers so that should say it all. All kidding aside he's a great kid.....hurry up and get settled in new hampshire bro so we can tear up the town!!:djparty:
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So would this be a more accurate picture of Trip?

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thesinner said:
So would this be a more accurate picture of Trip?

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:toofunny: now that is some funny sh*t......spitting image on all accounts....even has his pants almost off like he does in his avy.
 
ya`ll better stop talking $hit bout my boy trip!
or i`ll start swinging on all ya hatin ass b*tchs my self!
 
ahhhhh chads mad casue his lube buddy is on the road.... i knw you guys get eachother all slick before you go on your goat ramming rampages....
 
Chad said:
ya`ll better stop talking $hit bout my boy trip!
or i`ll start swinging on all ya hatin ass b*tchs my self!
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Hey i remember those days your were hatin yourself......ah fcuk it.....your alright i guess even if your a skankee fan...maybe :D
 
chad i hear trip likes to scream "here comes the flying dutchman" during the main event. is this true?

or is that part of the pillow talk
 
Trauma1 said:
Hey i remember those days your were hatin yourself......ah fcuk it.....your alright i guess even if your a skankee fan...maybe :D
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oh man i wanted to beat trip`s ass soooooooo bad! he said i was going bald! :( LOL
but know we are butt buddies even tho he is a dirty sox fan! :whip:
 
Chad said:
oh man i wanted to beat trip`s ass soooooooo bad! he said i was going bald! :( LOL
but know we are butt buddies even tho he is a dirty sox fan! :whip:
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lol, yeah i've gone back and read some of those early threads..... some funny sh*t.
 
Oh effing mother of Oprah.......you homo girlscout,butt-fukcin,a$$ pirate,dirtbag,bloody vagina,faggots...............hahaha you all are some funny fukcers......i did laugh my as$ of when i read this :toofunny: .......i got roasted like a two dollar hooker...even my own dikchead brother.......:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: .....at least chadalac had my back....... ""fukcers"" *said in a very stiffler voice*
 
poopypants said:
nice comeback. all moved safe n sound? or just checkin in along the way?
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yessur....thanks for askin...made it to new hammy today....i swear to god i was here in manchester for an hour and already got a gym membership(planet gay a$$ fitness)..the only go up to 80 pound db's????:sad: .....lots of hot pu$$y tho...i tore that hoe up today:aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: ..sh*t was hawtt
 
Welcome back Trip!

BTW, we gotta do something about you guys using the word, fcuk, all the time. Makes you seem dyslexic.
 
TripDog said:
yessur....thanks for askin...made it to new hammy today....i swear to god i was here in manchester for an hour and already got a gym membership(planet gay a$$ fitness)..the only go up to 80 pound db's????:sad: .....lots of hot pu$$y tho...i tore that hoe up today:aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: :aargh: ..sh*t was hawtt
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um that ain`t going to fly buddy. pack your $hit back up and google bigger DBs
 
hahaha my wifey just got a gym at one of the closest gyms to my house and now i get a free membership!!! say goodbye to $40 month fee!
 
i jus got a month membership there....cause it's a two minuite walk from my hoe-tell.....i need to check the scene for a real gym tho........i fukcin(that was for you sinner) embarrased the little fukcs that were lifting there...apparently new hams has a lot of pu$$y's...
 
its the north east coast.... nuff said.... :D come to cali n most everyone is liftin big.... well at least at my current gym... the more mainstream youll still have plenty of pussies.
 
poopypants said:
its the north east coast.... nuff said.... :D come to cali n most everyone is liftin big.... well at least at my current gym... the more mainstream youll still have plenty of pussies.
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dammm we still cant let the east coast-west coast beef go........dam westsiders...lol.....wesssssssiiiiiiiidddddeeeee*as he throws up a gang sign*
 
no i specified... NORTH EAST coast.... plenty of bigguns in florida and somewhat further north... but too far north and its like just cause it scold there all the time they dont have to look good when the clothes come off.... that shiii dont fly in so cal.
 
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