Fantasy Matchup Thread

jas123 said:
Never seen his fight with Pele. I don't think Chuck would take it to the ground with too many people, but coming off his loss he may not think the same way.

How about Cung Le vs. A. Silva, again just really considering the standup? I'd definitely take Silva, but Le seems to read people really well and stay out of danger. Seems like you have to pressure him and get inside. Le definitely has some unique standup in the MMA world, though.
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Yeah, Chuck was very new to MMA when he fought Pele, and was unsure of his standup, so I guess he figured he would take less of a gamble and take Pele down and grind him. We all saw what happened when Overeem hurt Chuck, he did what he had to do, and shot. It would be weird to see Chuck shooting without being in trouble first.

Cung Le/Silva would be great. I'd definitely take Anderson, but you're right, Le is crafty and reads people amazingly. If Le won, it would be by decision, if Anderson won, it would be by KO, I would think. However, I am usually wrong.
 
:FUfinger: How dare you insult JT.;)

I guess you never noticed my secret love for the Brit-thug bangers, like JT and Murray. I don't know why but these dudes just entertain me and make me laugh. But, yeah, JT is sort of a musclebound clutz with a so-so chin, but has a big edge in experience so I'd take him.
 
jas123 said:
:FUfinger: How dare you insult JT.;)

I guess you never noticed my secret love for the Brit-thug bangers, like JT and Murray. I don't know why but these dudes just entertain me and make me laugh. But, yeah, JT is sort of a musclebound clutz with a so-so chin, but has a big edge in experience so I'd take him.
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Oh, I though it was just Lightning Lee, how about Bisping, doesn't really fit the thug part I suppose. I happen to be a huge Lee Murray fan. His sh*t talking, to me, is second to none. "ooes tha focking man now", after he beat Rivera, and went nuts, talking sh*t with his strong british accent, I was a fan for life. Sucks we'll probably never see him fight again, he was an entertaining fighter.
 
Nah, Bisping doesn't do it for me, but he does remind a little of Brad Pitt's character in Snatch, where you're like "What the hell did he just say". Ross Pointon is actually closer to the Brit-thug banger type.
 
jas123 said:
Nah, Bisping doesn't do it for me, but he does remind a little of Brad Pitt's character in Snatch, where you're like "What the hell did he just say". Ross Pointon is actually closer to the Brit-thug banger type.
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You must love Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?
 
Good movie. I enjoyed it, it's too bad the hip-gangster caper movie has been done to death these days. Guy Ritchie was a master of it, though.
 
Hmmmmm, did your incline PR just change slightly? Bill Kazmaier vs Shinya Aoki, while I'm here. I wonder where ol rhode island red eye, wilford brimley, wordsworth, slut-whore Roguester is at?
 
Alexander said:
Sir Savage vs Sherk's nut, that SS is hanging on! What up Savage?
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I would never fight Sherk's nut. We're too close.

Like brothers.

Or even just good training partners.

jas123 said:
Savage, you must be a busy man these days. You don't joke around here as much anymore.
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Yeah, getting very close to some big things. Par's got me running around doing all kinds of things- securing capital, marketing plans, etc.
 
Alexander said:
Hmmmmm, did your incline PR just change slightly? Bill Kazmaier vs Shinya Aoki, while I'm here. I wonder where ol rhode island red eye, wilford brimley, wordsworth, slut-whore Roguester is at?
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Yeah, I got 3 for 3 sets. Tried 325 and failed miserably, don't think I even got 2.

The Kaz is an animal, not such a commentator, but he'd be wrapped up in florescent spandex in 20s.
 
Alexander said:
Damn, it's a good thing this is over the internet, or else I would get my ass kicked for real. Sucks to be me:p
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yes u would, wat sucks is we wouldnt be able to fight because there is no super duper heavyweight div for you sorry o ya and they proved there is no such thing as being big boned so sorry ur just FAT:FUfinger:
 
AuggieC said:
yes u would, wat sucks is we wouldnt be able to fight because there is no super duper heavyweight div for you sorry o ya and they proved there is no such thing as being big boned so sorry ur just FAT:FUfinger:
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In that case, I think I would dominate you via blubber smother choke:donut: :run: :cheers:
 
fantasy matchup : AuggieC vs. CNorris

I see this one going like this. AuggieC takes the early advantage when it comes to namecalling with innovative little jabs like "fag" and "you're fat". However, when Auggie overcommits with a "Bush is a fagbot" comment, Norris spits out his Skoal and flies into a drunken hillbilly rage leading to Mother****inPWNAGE.
 
Augmeister does have some of the most innovative jabs in the business, but I agree, he's no match for Cnorris. What would really be interesting is the Augmeister going up against:type: . The two are completely different species. One a loud, spazzed out dunce, the other a quiet, barely breathing borefest. I think I'd take:type: via lulling Augustine to sleep.
 
Agreed. Augustine is clearly from the Ken Shamrock school of smacktalk. The real genius is his ability to bring it down to a teenage level.

He's just too young to take on too many here, maybe that mild mannered mental midget, though. :twisted:
 
I'm on IR right now, cause :whiner: pulled a Liddell on me, poked me in the eye with his fiddlestick.

You are right, Jizzweed, Gollum by Imperial Neocon Nut Wedge over the amateur Augmeister and as I told you before, I used to be business up front and party in the back, not anymore, now I'm straight edge, getting meaner and mouthier by the month, and ever better in my Muay Thai whipass when necessary skills.
 
Wile E. Coyote versus the Roadrunner in a cage, so that Fleet Beep Beep ***** Bird can't run away from a real fight.

Me versus Bill Romanowski.

Dubya versus Iranian President Ahmadinejad.

The Ninja versus the Apache.

The Predator versus Robocop.

Salu the Roid Monkey versus Ray Sausage.
 
Rogue Drone said:
Wile E. Coyote versus the Roadrunner in a cage, so that Fleet Beep Beep ***** Bird can't run away from a real fight.

Me versus Bill Romanowski.

Dubya versus Iranian President Ahmadinejad.

The Ninja versus the Apache.

The Predator versus Robocop.

Salu the Roid Monkey versus Ray Sausage.
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I'd probably take Romanowski over Invalid Link Removed
 
Dem are fighting words.

I was better than Bully Bill Homo than, and sure I'm better and badder than he now.

Just because I give great little head, does not mean I can't take his big head off, just call me a Suck and Swallow Spartan.
 
jas123 said:
I'd probably take Romanowski over Invalid Link Removed
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Too bad these smileys disappeared. :twisted: Some great Augustine action in this thread. Who started this dumb thread anyway? ;)

Handy? Is that even a joke?

How about:

Lesnar-HMC
Kharitonov-old AA
Kharitonov-Hunt
Lawler-04 Lee Murray
Lindland-Silva
A. Silva-Liddell
Marquardt-Franklin
Vanavich-Cheech Marin
Vika-Auggie
 
See, watching these events in some annoying bar atmosphere you tend to miss a lot of sh*t. Nog said he wanted to fight Handy in the post fight interview. Me vs Cheech, is that due to my horrible jokes or my stoner ways? I'm thinking about doing some stand up comedy soon. I'll have Mullet open for me with some Slampoetry.
 
How about Lytle-Davis? This seems like a great matchup that could turn into a nice slugfest.

Maybe Paul Taylor vs. Lytle?
 
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