Its a pity that USP doesn't make Aspire36 because you could have gone withYes, mine suck greatly. However, it does take skill to suck so badly. Ive had to work at it. Still the fatchick one is the best one and relates to real life as well.
"Eating carbs without P-slin is like doing a fatchick. It might feel good at first, but you'll regret it later. But if you get stuck doing her long term, Aspire36 will get you hard for the job!"
and had a nice combo slogan