Why would you get drug tested for sarms or steroids? You know that those don't show up on regular drug tests, only recreational drugs and it depends on the panel.
Also, detox kits DO NOT WORK. The reason all the detox kits suggest that you drink a ridiculous amount of water is an attempt that you are pissing out water by the time you take the drug test. Most hardcore drugs are out fast 3-5 days but steroids and sarms don't work like rec drugs. There's a whole different testing systems needed in order to test for those. And it's ridiculously expensive to drug test someone for steroids. The UFC pays 7 million a year to drug test fighters and there's not that many fighters in the UFC. Imagine if Walmart had the steroid test there 2.1 million employees
Trust me bro I've been smoking weed for like 25 years and the kits don't work.
The fastest way to get THC out your system is water and exercise and your still limited to what your adipose tissue (fat cells) will let go of.
The fake cock is your best bet. It works well as long as you don't pick the wrong skin color