For the wife

Kratom267

Kratom267

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My wife’s eyes have been opened to the insane progress that PH’s and anabolics can produce. Her main goals (surprise surprise) are to lean out and drop some body fat. I have a bottle of RPN Havoc in my stash that I’ll probably never use, and wondering if that’s a decent PH for females? She’s mostly concerned with developing male trait side effects. Anyone know a female that’s run Epi? At this point we are just curious, seeing what’s possible for her. Any info on something better fit (that’s readily available) or dosing/duration would be most appreciated!
 
You might suggest a "semen cycle". Dosage must be every day. Provide her options, oral, transdermal or injections. You might explain that "back in the day" this was marketed as "Jizzdrol", but was a listed substance in the 2004 ban. Explain that, like creatine, there is a loading phase (see what I did?).

Keep a straight face.

This "cycle", of course will do nothing for her, but - for you - that is another issue.

Report back.

Pics optional.
 
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Seems like Anavar is the most popular for girls that compete, I would give my girl that before anything else.
 
BBiceps said:
Seems like Anavar is the most popular for girls that compete, I would give my girl that before anything else.
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Yeah we’re considering that as well, I have some but not enough left for what would be a solid male cycle, I’ll have to see what’s the usual dosage and duration for females.
 
Beau said:
You might suggest a "semen cycle". Dosage must be every day. Provide her options, oral, transdermal or injections. You might explain that "back in the day" this was marketed as "Jizzdrol", but was a listed substance in the 2004 ban. Explain that, like creatine, there is a loading phase (see what I did?).

Keep a straight face.

This "cycle", of course will do nothing for her, but - for you - that is another issue.

Report back.

Pics optional.
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I’ve heard some of the elite female bodybuilders snort their Jizzdrol for maximum absorption. I’ve also heard that the suppository method gets ️️️️ reviews.
 
Superdrol, for women, is perfect. Need only a very small dose, non androgenic, very good results. 5 to 10 mg.
 
Kratom267 said:
My wife’s eyes have been opened to the insane progress that PH’s and anabolics can produce. Her main goals (surprise surprise) are to lean out and drop some body fat. I have a bottle of RPN Havoc in my stash that I’ll probably never use, and wondering if that’s a decent PH for females? She’s mostly concerned with developing male trait side effects. Anyone know a female that’s run Epi? At this point we are just curious, seeing what’s possible for her. Any info on something better fit (that’s readily available) or dosing/duration would be most appreciated!
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Go for compounds that are high on anabolic and low on androgenic side. As Oldwitch said, I would also recommend SD but no need to go to 10mg, 5mg would be plenty! So women take only 5mg of var and are satisfied with the result. 5mg SD blows 5mg var out of the ocean.

I would steer clear from sarm's. Really not that effective. Give her SD. Just buy from a good source. I'm loving my SD from Magnus...
 
Havoc is epistane so the androgenic sides while low aren't extremely low for a female like var. Superdrol is on pair with var with androgenic ratio but the myotropic effect is easily double.

As a beginner I think it's important to see how she reacts. 2.5mg of sd is a good start but it's probably possible for most women to tolerate 5 and maybe even 10, anavar she'd had to start at 10 I'd say to make it worth it.

I don't like the idea of going above 5mg of superdrol and 15mg of anavar because women tend to have delayed menstruation, pimples etc which is never fun for a woman.

All this is dosage dependant but also dependant on the person. It is possible she'd notice little sides even at 10mg sd and 20 or more mg of anavar but as a first cycle don't push it cause if viralization occurs its all a waste and she's have to come off.
 
Also wanna mention the effect these has on a woman. Women tend to bloat and superdrol really isn't as much of a pleasant compound for a woman as for a man and bloating can most definitely occur. Anavar will be more esthetically pleasing but if the goal is to pack on some muscles 5mg sd will outdo 30mg of anavar, its that strong.
 
Beau said:
You might suggest a "semen cycle". Dosage must be every day. Provide her options, oral, transdermal or injections. You might explain that "back in the day" this was marketed as "Jizzdrol", but was a listed substance in the 2004 ban. Explain that, like creatine, there is a loading phase (see what I did?).

Keep a straight face.

This "cycle", of course will do nothing for her, but - for you - that is another issue.

Report back.

Pics optional.
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I've found the added protein benefits alone are the biggest reason for oral administration and are enhanced if held sublingually...
 
I’ve never found any PH or sarms to directly burn fat. They don’t burn fat.... diet and cardio is what leans you out. The drugs will just enhance it and make you look leaner than you actually are. Why not just take clen if the main goal is to lose fat
 
airn890 said:
Unless she’s a bodybuilder you’re risking way too much
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Well I mean is it really anymore wise to take the risk because you want to compete rather than doing it for yourself? Taking steroids will always be stupid and none of us would advice our kids to take them.
 
For fat loss, 5mg Var - provided you get a test kit. Lots of var is really winny.

5, maybe 10mg osta is another good option. LGD more for gains but tolerated just as well or better (allegedly).

5mg SD will get her jacked, so if fat loss is really the goal primarily I would save that cannon for later. My fiancé could strict press 100lbs for reps overhead on 10mg Sdrol by 4 weeks, no joke.

Cardarine at 5-10mg total over 1-2 doses daily, Clen at 20-40mcg, SR9009 3-10mg total daily over 2-3 injections spaced out are all serious tools. Only the first one is beginner friendly, and least helpful.

Like Marcia said, a Cardarine/Osta combo (5-10mg each daily) is a user friendly legal starter cycle that could easily be run for at least 8-12 weeks. Women do better with low and slow cycles since doses must be so low, and they rebound so much better than men after coming off. Remember adding 5mg is increasing dosage by 100% for them often.
 
Hyde said:
For fat loss, 5mg Var - provided you get a test kit. Lots of var is really winny.

5, maybe 10mg osta is another good option. LGD more for gains but tolerated just as well or better (allegedly).

5mg SD will get her jacked, so if fat loss is really the goal primarily I would save that cannon for later. My fiancé could strict press 100lbs for reps overhead on 10mg Sdrol by 4 weeks, no joke.

Cardarine at 5-10mg total over 1-2 doses daily, Clen at 20-40mcg, SR9009 3-10mg total daily over 2-3 injections spaced out are all serious tools. Only the first one is beginner friendly, and least helpful.

Like Marcia said, a Cardarine/Osta combo (5-10mg each daily) is a user friendly legal starter cycle that could easily be run for at least 8-12 weeks. Women do better with low and slow cycles since doses must be so low, and they rebound so much better than men after coming off. Remember adding 5mg is increasing dosage by 100% for them often.
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I second the test kit for var. I had a script for it from a dr and I still think the stuff I got from an actual pharmacy was anything but var based on the sides.
 
Yeah will do if I buy more. I have 25 50mg anavar that I know are legit, but how in the hell would I measure out 5mg...eesh! Guess I’ll have to shop around soon, var sounds like the best option
 
Kratom267 said:
Yeah will do if I buy more. I have 25 50mg anavar that I know are legit, but how in the hell would I measure out 5mg...eesh! Guess I’ll have to shop around soon, var sounds like the best option
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You have to buy “lady anavar” it comes in 5mg or 10mg tabs.
 
It’s gonna be more cost effective getting a big bag of 100 10mg superdrol and not risking the virilization sides. The lady will be jacked, though.
 
Funny thing about lady anavar, the full strength anavar the same UGL will sell is fake or spiked with DBol Anadrol or winstrol, but the lady anavar will be real. Because you can fake it for a man, but if your **** gives some woman a beard your rep is screwed and everyone knows you’re selling fake.
 
Old Witch said:
10mg of anavar IMO is way more risky than 10mg SD for a chick.
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I do not think so - I mean it’s more virilizing mg for mg definitely yes, but there are obvious signs that you can discontinue immediately and no longterm damage done. So if a lady tolerates 10mg without her voice beginning to get scratchy or clit starting to swell, she’ll be fine. If either shows, drop altogether and then get back on at only 5mg when ready. Or use something else

But the var can safely be run for a 16wk prep, while I would never let my wife stay on even 5mg Sdrol for more than 8 weeks, with TUDCA, and she’s a professional strength athlete. 6wks of 10mg is pushing it IMO. Plus as we’ve been seeing, you’re not necessarily getting legit SD from labs always these days either. What we used was stuff I purchased legally otc pre-ban.

I would rotate compounds before upping dose in general, too.

Primo oral tabs are a decent fatloss option too if you can find them, but pricey as heck. Wouldn’t be useful to build, but cutting yes.
 
I think the liver is going to speak for itself as far as what lengths of time can be used, but yes, anavar is less toxic, sure. Liver toxicity sides even in the somewhat extreme are temporary. Virilization even the mildest, is permanent.
 
And, yeah I think we found that there won’t be any good OTC superdrol anymore, quite some time ago.

UGL SD is all GTG though. And then you have the option of injectable, which, a tiny 10mg dose, 20units of fluid. Anyone can take that sub q with an insulin pin.
 
A friend of mine took 10mg var from DP. She got bloated and started shedding more hair. That freaked her out and she dropped the cycle early on. I tried talking to her, saying that a bit more shedding is normal, but I didn't know what to say about the bloat. (Why do ladies bloat on this chit like it's dbol?)

In any case what I am trying to convey is that a) she must do her own research and b) decide for her own. Otherwise something like I just described is bound to happen. Gear has real sides not just placebo sides and that will scare people off.

I am however on the side of SD. 5mg for 6 to 8 weeks. Maybe go 5/5/7.5/7.5/10/10. Or just stay at a number she'll feel comfortable at. But again, SD is real, results will be real, if you know what I mean. So maybe for a first cycle take something that will have less results lol (or just stay at alower mg, like 2.5mg SD) Something to get her feet wet so to speak. That she will get used to the idea of side effects and also the idea of growth progress - because as I said, SD progress could be scary for a women first timer, especially if she isn't doing her own research and preparing herself mentally.
 
Jinsun said:
A friend of mine took 10mg var from DP. She got bloated and started shedding more hair. That freaked her out and she dropped the cycle early on. I tried talking to her, saying that a bit more shedding is normal, but I didn't know what to say about the bloat. (Why do ladies bloat on this chit like it's dbol?)

In any case what I am trying to convey is that a) she must do her own research and b) decide for her own. Otherwise something like I just described is bound to happen. Gear has real sides not just placebo sides and that will scare people off.

I am however on the side of SD. 5mg for 6 to 8 weeks. Maybe go 5/5/7.5/7.5/10/10. Or just stay at a number she'll feel comfortable at. But again, SD is real, results will be real, if you know what I mean. So maybe for a first cycle take something that will have less results lol (or just stay at alower mg, like 2.5mg SD) Something to get her feet wet so to speak. That she will get used to the idea of side effects and also the idea of growth progress - because as I said, SD progress could be scary for a women first timer, especially if she isn't doing her own research and preparing herself mentally.
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I agree with most of this, but all I want to say is there is no need for a women to exceed 5mg of var, sd, any SARM for a first cycle. Keep the dose low as possible and run longer. Why on earth would you go to 10mg on SD for a first cycle???? Where is she gonna go in 10 years?

If SD was to be used, an injectable preparation that could be dosed at 2.5mg subq daily pre or post training would be where to start. Always start low as possible.
 
Sorry if this is a stupid question but is the low dosage mainly because of a females size or because of their hormones being so different?
 
Kratom267 said:
Sorry if this is a stupid question but is the low dosage mainly because of a females size or because of their hormones being so different?
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Both. Steroids affect females roughly ten to twenty times more than males. For both of those reasons, but even with a 150lb man and 150lb woman... he’s gonna need a lot more gear than she does.
 
Cool thing is, a man’s liver and a woman’s liver are not different. So that means toxic sides should be a non issue even on superdrol. The fact that she will dose 1/10 to 1/2 what a man would take, and then if injected, would make longer runs quite possible.

Also, DMZ has a female recommended dose of 2.5mg under its brand name roxilon. However don’t let that fool you, women should not take dmz. Superdrol yes, DMZ no.
 
Old Witch said:
Cool thing is, a man’s liver and a woman’s liver are not different. So that means toxic sides should be a non issue even on superdrol. The fact that she will dose 1/10 to 1/2 what a man would take, and then if injected, would make longer runs quite possible.

Also, DMZ has a female recommended dose of 2.5mg under its brand name roxilon. However don’t let that fool you, women should not take dmz. Superdrol yes, DMZ no.
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Is dmz more androgenic compared to super?
 
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