Start of New Cycle

[stacy1212]

We were sure you found a husband -or something similar. Have you broke your new "toy" already?

U left me in your basement buddy .... pinworm??? Sigh: how u been ... lol missed you guys

 

[rtmilburn]

Guys I really need to stop. This girl that ive been with literally draining me dry. My dick physically hurts.

 

[DemntedCowboy]

Guys I really need to stop. This girl that ive been with literally draining me dry. My dick physically hurts.

So just tell her its not her....it's him and point at your di k

 

[rtmilburn]

So just tell her its not her....it's him and point at your di k

Problem is I'm to turned on. This girl is a dime piece in the body and she loves cuddling naked.

I can't say no, I tried. Then she presses up on me or just straight grabs me and I can't help it.


I think I have a problem

 

[Whisky]

Guys I really need to stop. This girl that ive been with literally draining me dry. My dick physically hurts.

If you ain’t squirting blood instead of cum then I say man up and continue kicking her doors in brother

 

[hairygrandpa]

Problem is I'm to turned on. This girl is a dime piece in the body and she loves cuddling naked.

I can't say no, I tried. Then she presses up on me or just straight grabs me and I can't help it.


I think I have a problem

If she is trying so hard, maybe she wants a baby? <----That will help you, now "willy" can't get up anymore.

 

[SFreed]

If she is trying so hard, maybe she wants a baby? <----That will help you, now "willy" can't get up anymore.

Nothing like a baby to spoil the fun. Unless he's actually banging a dude.

 

[rtmilburn]

If you ain’t squirting blood instead of cum then I say man up and continue kicking her doors in brother

Dude I'm cumming nothing. My dick hurts and is swollen. I think I need a break.

 

[rtmilburn]

If she is trying so hard, maybe she wants a baby? <----That will help you, now "willy" can't get up anymore.

Welp I'm not interested anymore. Thanks!

 

[rtmilburn]

Nothing like a baby to spoil the fun. Unless he's actually banging a dude.

Hey hey hey.


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maybe

 

[SFreed]

Dude I'm cumming nothing. My dick hurts and is swollen. I think I need a break.

I think it's supposed to be swollen. That's kind of how it works champ. Didn't hairygrandpa ever have The Talk with you?

 

[rtmilburn]

I think it's supposed to be swollen. That's kind of how it works champ. Didn't hairygrandpa ever have The Talk with you?

Hahaha. No I mean limp swollen and hurts.

 

[hairygrandpa]

Hahaha. No I mean limp swollen and hurts.

stacy1212 can lent you her "battery driven friend". Its a black XXL version with rubber nipples and motorized, swirling rectum stimulator.

 

[stacy1212]

stacy1212 can lent you her "battery driven friend". Its a black XXL version with rubber nipples and motorized, swirling rectum stimulator.

Will you please stay outta my sock drawer... I’ve asked you so many times ... now I know why u volunteer to do my laundry


Ps I hear wedding bells ... just saying

 

[hairygrandpa]

...also comes with tweezers for pinworm removal...

 

[stacy1212]

Guys I really need to stop. This girl that ive been with literally draining me dry. My dick physically hurts.

Did this really just happen??

Man up buttercup

 

[stacy1212]

...also comes with tweezers for pinworm removal...

Do I need to make a pinworm video for you... my biggest fear in life ... u nailed it!!

 

[rtmilburn]

Did this really just happen??

Man up buttercup

No I matched with this girl on tinder about a week ago and weve had sex at least 3 times a day since.

 

[rtmilburn]

No I matched with this girl on tinder about a week ago and weve had sex at least 3 times a day since.

A few days we hit 5

 

[stacy1212]

No I matched with this girl on tinder about a week ago and weve had sex at least 3 times a day since.

You are just screaming baby factory open for business ....

 

[stacy1212]

A few days we hit 5

Batteries: cheaper and last longer

 

[rtmilburn]

You are just screaming baby factory open for business ....

No that's part of the problem nothing's coming out anymore.

I NEVER thought I would be complaining about to much sex.

 

[hairygrandpa]

No I matched with this girl on tinder about a week ago and weve had sex at least 3 times a day since.

A few days we hit 5

Yes, but she hits at least 7 a day, when she is out your house... and you were wondering why she is always so "wet". Well, she visits you pre-lubricated.

 

[rtmilburn]

Batteries: cheaper and last longer

Hahaha. I'm doing my best to challenge that

 

[rtmilburn]

Yes, but she hits at least 7 a day, when she is out your house... and you were wondering why she is always so "wet". Well, she visits you pre-lubricated.

Then good for her.

 

[stacy1212]

No that's part of the problem nothing's coming out anymore.

I NEVER thought I would be complaining about to much sex.

Oh son.... don’t trust the “nothings coming out” .... or shall we say let’s not rely on that unless your ready for us all to come to your baby shower !!! I’m excited ... u finally got out of the basement kid

 

[stacy1212]

Then good for her.

Ummmmm...

 

[rtmilburn]

Oh son.... don’t trust the “nothings coming out” .... or shall we say let’s not rely on that unless your ready for us all to come to your baby shower !!! I’m excited ... u finally got out of the basement kid

Oh I know she has the implant birth control. Even then I'm still scared but God it's been fun to raw dog it.

Also I should add this girl is someone I went to college with thought she wasn't interested in me that way. Great friends until we no longer has classes then out of the blue we matched on tinder. Been fuking like rabbits ever since.

 

[rtmilburn]

Ummmmm...

Good for you?!?

 

[stacy1212]

Good for you?!?

I hear love birds

 

[SFreed]

Remember when Brandinooooo matched with that tranny on Tinder?

 

[rtmilburn]

I hear love birds

No just horny rabbits screwing. At least for now

 

[rtmilburn]

Remember when Brandinooooo matched with that tranny on Tinder?

Hahaha yes and we need to make sure he's okay.

 

[hairygrandpa]

rtmilburn , I would love to see your tinder profile!

 

[stacy1212]

rtmilburn , I would love to see your tinder profile!

Me too!!!

 

[stacy1212]

Remember when Brandinooooo matched with that tranny on Tinder?

And requesting picture of the tranny ... and more info please lol ....

 

[rtmilburn]

rtmilburn , I would love to see your tinder profile!

Your just trying to get me to show a picture of myself. While I'm tempted I'm not going to have the first photo of my on Here be my tinder account

 

[stacy1212]

Your just trying to get me to show a picture of myself. While I'm tempted I'm not going to have the first photo of my on Here be my tinder account

Come on ... this your man up moment

 

[stacy1212]

Pull out those bison nads and do it

 

[stacy1212]

Chicks dig it

 

[hairygrandpa]

Your just trying to get me to show a picture of myself. While I'm tempted I'm not going to have the first photo of my on Here be my tinder account

The lies you wrote about you will suffice, like:

I don't do drugs, love children and for me, looks don't matter -when you are beautiful inside.

 

[stacy1212]

The lies you wrote about you will suffice, like:

He’s like an angel

 

[SFreed]

Pull out those bison nads and do it

Chicks dig it

Correction, stacy1212 digs it.

 

[stacy1212]

Bison nads or tinder profiles??

 

[stacy1212]

They ended my love when they took craigslist personnel’s away... a huge piece of me died that day

 

[SFreed]

New unopened bottle of Radiate caps to whoever provides us with a copy of rtmilburn's Tinder profile and pic.

 

[SFreed]

Bison nads or tinder profiles??

Bent over bison pics

 

[stacy1212]

Bent over bison pics

There’s just something about em ... the way they sway maybe

 

[rtmilburn]

The lies you wrote about you will suffice, like:

This is tinder. Not some fancy dating app.

All I have is where I work: Peterson Toyota as a mechanic

Where I go to school: college of Western Idaho and that I'm going for an RN

And a catching line: I may or may not have put out a desert fire with handfuls of grass. Hit me up and I'll tell may tell you about it.

 

[stacy1212]

Stole my heart