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I go at 6pm because of work, so I have to deal with all the idiot fat girls squating the bar with 5lb plates on each side for 3x10, skinny guys half repping everything and then checking their muscle they just worked in the mirror like it magically grew after 1 set of half reps. And the wanna be trainers that come in with 10 girls, "showing" them how to lift, but the "trainer" is 40-50lbs overweight and out of shape.
I cant stand personal trainers that are out of shape. More specifically the ones that look like theyve never been in shape. I used to lift at a gym that every trainer looked like they had never lifted weights. It just blew my mind how they had any clients. I mean the guy at my gym now isnt exactly lean but hes big and looks like he lifts. Just looks like hes on his off season. Ive talked to him a few times too and he knows his sh1t. One guy at my old gym literally looked like a nerdy gamer with a beer gut and every client i saw him with he put through the exact same trx band routine
 
I cant stand personal trainers that are out of shape. More specifically the ones that look like theyve never been in shape. I used to lift at a gym that every trainer looked like they had never lifted weights. It just blew my mind how they had any clients. I mean the guy at my gym now isnt exactly lean but hes big and looks like he lifts. Just looks like hes on his off season. Ive talked to him a few times too and he knows his sh1t. One guy at my old gym literally looked like a nerdy gamer with a beer gut and every client i saw him with he put through the exact same trx band routine
Yeah these arent real trainers. By any means. And the only real trainer there is like 5'4 and 100lbs soaking wet. Doesnt look like he ever lifted in his life. He came up to me once. But, I told him when he can bench my bodyweight he can come talk to me.
 
I go at 6pm because of work, so I have to deal with all the idiot fat girls squating the bar with 5lb plates on each side for 3x10, skinny guys half repping everything and then checking their muscle they just worked in the mirror like it magically grew after 1 set of half reps. And the wanna be trainers that come in with 10 girls, "showing" them how to lift, but the "trainer" is 40-50lbs overweight and out of shape.

That’s my nightmare.. lol
 
I always tell people looking for a personal trainer to pick one that looks the way they want to look.
 
I cant stand personal trainers that are out of shape. More specifically the ones that look like theyve never been in shape. I used to lift at a gym that every trainer looked like they had never lifted weights. It just blew my mind how they had any clients. I mean the guy at my gym now isnt exactly lean but hes big and looks like he lifts. Just looks like hes on his off season. Ive talked to him a few times too and he knows his sh1t. One guy at my old gym literally looked like a nerdy gamer with a beer gut and every client i saw him with he put through the exact same trx band routine

The TRX band is the ultimate “I personalized this just for you bs.”
 
I love reading books. What the fugg happened? From 100 books I downloaded the past year, only 5 were a good read -all the others were utterly crap.
Wasting my time reading a sh1tty book -always hoping it will get better later on, only to realize it will end as sh1tty as it began.
There is a correlation to movies too. The past 10 years a dozen were good movies, all the rest is so poorly made and plotted it rapes my mind.
I may need a lobotomy to appreciate shallow books.
 
I love reading books. What the fugg happened? From 100 books I downloaded the past year, only 5 were a good read -all the others were utterly crap.
Wasting my time reading a sh1tty book -always hoping it will get better later on, only to realize it will end as sh1tty as it began.
There is a correlation to movies too. The past 10 years a dozen were good movies, all the rest is so poorly made and plotted it rapes my mind.
I may need a lobotomy to appreciate shallow books.
What sort of books do you like? I love a good book.
 
I'm a "hard sci-fi" nerd ( called "hard" because based on science instead of fantasy) -no fan of Star Trek or Star Wars.

I'll assume you've read Michael Chrichton? How about Neal Stephenson's "Cryptonomicon"? (Got a first edition of this one)
You might like Tess Gerritson's "Gravity" not anything like the movie that stole part of her story.
Link by Walt Becker was a quick grab off the shelf that surprised me.
 
I'll assume you've read Michael Chrichton? How about Neal Stephenson's "Cryptonomicon"? (Got a first edition of this one)
You might like Tess Gerritson's "Gravity" not anything like the movie that stole part of her story.

I prefer to read in German language, will look it up! Thank you.
 
I'm a "hard sci-fi" nerd ( called "hard" because based on science instead of fantasy) -no fan of Star Trek or Star Wars.

hey man, where do you think science gets it's ideas...they have been working on teleporting objects for years--but for me the ultimate goal will be when there is a legitimate star trek next generation holodeck I can purchase, man have I got plans for that!!!


can you say brandy taylor....just sayin:Thinkingof_:
 
Before further hijacking this thread here 2 recommendations:

Two movies come to my mind I really liked, out of all the crap lately:

"The Survivalist" and "The Lobster".
 
I don't think I have read 10 books in my lifetime. My attention span is to short. I can handle short articles in magazines but that's about it.
 
Fiction books are stupid.
 
Fiction books are stupid.

I agree with exceptions.

Some of the most entertaining books I have read are fiction:

The entire Doyle Sherlock Holmes series

Graves I, Claudius, Claudius the God

Most of Joseph Conrad's work. Particularly Heart of Darkness.

Some of the best autobiographies are roman à clefs(include fictional elements): The Forgotten Soldier, Goodbye to All That

Greek Myths are fiction yet provide wonderful insights into humanity.

I own primarily non-fiction. Perhaps 95% are NF. The remainder are the cream of fiction which are impossible to put down once reading begins.

Probably omitting quite a few fictional pieces from those authors who wrote after the English language lost its florid phrasing and before the age of film, television,etc corrupted the descriptive process. Those authors had an ability to paint with words-Doyle, Graves, Conrad all from that era. Even the Oxford University titles from those decades are a pleasure to read for the clarity and composition. Winston Churchill's works are beyond beautiful in his grammar selection.
 
I agree with exceptions.

Some of the most entertaining books I have read are fiction:

The entire Doyle Sherlock Holmes series

Graves I, Claudius, Claudius the God

Most of Joseph Conrad's work. Particularly Heart of Darkness.

Some of the best autobiographies are roman à clefs: The Forgotten Soldier, Goodbye to All That

Greek Myths are fiction yet provide wonderful insights into humanity.

I own about 2100 books, perhaps 2000 are non-fiction. The remainder are the cream of fiction which are impossible to put down once reading begins.
I was going to mention things like the Greek Myths (and Homer) and Arabian Nights. Even if they’re not your particular cup of tea, their influence on culture and future writing/thought is pretty huge. They’re arguably just as informative/historical as almost any non-fiction work IMO. They can almost be placed on the same level as theology related works, which, even if they aren’t “historical facts,” have still had tremendous influence on people/humanity. I also recently started re-reading Dracula, and was impressed at how well it captures suspense, even though I know exactly how it ends. Much better than that Twilight vampire BS haha.

Props for all those books.
 
I agree with exceptions.

Some of the most entertaining books I have read are fiction:

The entire Doyle Sherlock Holmes series

Graves I, Claudius, Claudius the God

Most of Joseph Conrad's work. Particularly Heart of Darkness.

Some of the best autobiographies are roman à clefs(include fictional elements): The Forgotten Soldier, Goodbye to All That

Greek Myths are fiction yet provide wonderful insights into humanity.

I own primarily non-fiction. Perhaps 95% are NF. The remainder are the cream of fiction which are impossible to put down once reading begins.

Probably omitting quite a few fictional pieces from those authors who wrote after the English language lost its florid phrasing and before the age of film, television,etc corrupted the descriptive process. Those authors had an ability to paint with words-Doyle, Graves, Conrad all from that era. Even the Oxford University titles from those decades are a pleasure to read for the clarity and composition. Winston Churchill's works are beyond beautiful in his grammar selection.

I never said fiction isn't entertaining.
 
You cynical sarcastic beautiful bastard.

I love you too my man!

I now have the coveted CSBB certification, well earned.

Basically, I'm just a troll that people tolerate (I think).
 
I know - insights into humanity. Whatever :)

hahahah. If written by contemporaries yes. Chaucer's Tales for a view of his day by one who lived it vs. Ken Follett's Pillars of the Earth. The latter I have never read,(nor intend to), and I would be set on fire if I criticized lt to a fan of the work.

Daniel Defoe's A Journal of the Plague Year is fiction yet captures London during the plague of his lifetime.

Stephen Crane interviewed Civil War veterans for his Red Badge of Courage.

As much as I love I Claudius I admit it is a modern construct of ancient Rome and only for entertainment value.

Jean Lartéguy was actually a soldier and can properly write about his subject in his novel The Centurions. Let me rephrase that. Anyone can write on a subject. I refer to write fiction and accurately present the non-fictional elements which can be used when considering historical subjects.

For example, a favorite book is Swords Around a Throne. A non-fictional view of Napoleonic Era armies by an old soldier. It compresses about two decades into one volume and is much wider ranging than a more traditional non-fictional approach would. It is filled with picturesque anecdotes from a very individual era which bring the subject to life. Similar could be done in a novel but in a brief volume by including these stories in a shorter chronological framework as occurring to the limit number of characters. Patrick O'Brien did similar when he took many incidents from the contemporary Naval Chronicle, across different ships and persons, and combined them into one person and ship in his Aubrey-Maturin novel which grew into a series.
 
hahahah. If written by contemporaries yes. Chaucer's tales for a view of his day by one who lived it vs. Ken Follett's Pillars of the Earth. The latter I have never read,(nor intend to), and I would be set on fire if I criticized in front of a fan of the work.

Daniel Defoe's A Journal of the Plague Year is fiction yet captures London during the plague of his lifetime.

Stephen Crane interviewed Civil War veterans for his Red Badge of Courage.

As much as I love I Claudius I admit it is a modern construct of ancient Rome and only for entertainment value.

Jean Lartéguy was actually a soldier and can properly write about his subject in his novel the Centurions

It's been a while since I've read Follett's "Night Over Water" but recall it being pretty damned good. No offense to your opinion if I read that right.

You've placed some seeds of future reads for me, and I thank you.

-M
 
It's been a while since I've read Follett's "Night Over Water" but recall it being pretty damned good. No offense to your opinion if I read that right.

You've placed some seeds of future reads for me, and I thank you.

-M

Not singling out Follet. I just plucked out a popular historical novel for example.
I expanded the post to include others. I like to read history because it actually occurred and can be deconstructed for inputs to ascertain the Why, What. Who, How, etc.(how it relates to today) Fiction less so. That is all.

Fiction is entertaining and can be useful for non-fiction applications with conditions. I think I have browsed through too many crappy novels in the bookstore to start reading contemporary fiction. I can appreciate a beautifully written book of any genre.
 
Not singling out Follet. I just plucked out a popular historical novel for example.
I expanded the post to include others. I like to read history because it actually occurred and can be deconstructed for inputs to ascertain the Why, What. Who, How, etc.(how it relates to today) Fiction less so. That is all.

Fiction is entertaining and can be useful for non-fiction applications with conditions. I think I have browsed through too many crappy novels in the bookstore to start reading contemporary fiction. I can appreciate a beautifully written book of any genre.

Thanks for completely ruining my fun giving Hairygrandpa a hard time with your tremendous knowledge of literature. To be sincere for a moment, I am impressed.

But that's enough sincerity for one day. Game on.
 
Thanks for completely ruining my fun giving Hairygrandpa a hard time with your tremendous knowledge of literature. To be sincere for a moment, I am impressed.

But that's enough sincerity for one day. Game on.


Whoosh! IT went Completely over my head. I thought you were serious.

He said he reads in German. I was going to mention some excellent German novels too.
 
Thanks for completely ruining my fun giving Hairygrandpa a hard time with your tremendous knowledge of literature. To be sincere for a moment, I am impressed.

But that's enough sincerity for one day. Game on.

You sure do have a purty mouth.
 
Whoosh! IT went Completely over my head. I thought you were serious.

He said he reads in German. I was going to mention some excellent German novels too.

I get that a lot. I am actually a huge arsehole but I just say that I am sarcastic as a cover because I don't have a sac.

You sure do have a purty mouth.

Yeah? You like what you see? Come here big boy.
 
OK, here's a rant:

I hate when people have a problem and they come to you for help, and either of the following happens:

1. You start to explain how to solve their problem but it is more complicated than a single step and they lose interest and act like you didn't solve their problem because they are incapable of following more than one step.

2. They listen to your solution and then say, "well, that won't work" even though they've never tried it - usually because it would involve effort. Its like, alright, you asked my advice - there it is - if you don't want to listen, why ask?
 
Whoosh! IT went Completely over my head. I thought you were serious.

He said he reads in German. I was going to mention some excellent German novels too.

herman hesse? Steppenwolf/Siddhartha... Siddhartha I read in high school tripping on orange sunshine...not german but I really liked carlos Castaneda-especially when tripping!!!
 
herman hesse? Steppenwolf/Siddhartha... Siddhartha I read in high school tripping on orange sunshine...not german but I really liked carlos Castaneda-especially when tripping!!!

Unconventional:

Franz Kafka Der Schloss

Conventional:

Joachim Ringelnatz Als Mariner im Krieg

Wolfgang Otto Haie und kleine Fische

Willi Heinrich Das geduldige Fleisch
 
I agree with exceptions.

Some of the most entertaining books I have read are fiction:

The entire Doyle Sherlock Holmes series

Graves I, Claudius, Claudius the God

Most of Joseph Conrad's work. Particularly Heart of Darkness.

Some of the best autobiographies are roman à clefs(include fictional elements): The Forgotten Soldier, Goodbye to All That

Greek Myths are fiction yet provide wonderful insights into humanity.

I own primarily non-fiction. Perhaps 95% are NF. The remainder are the cream of fiction which are impossible to put down once reading begins.

Probably omitting quite a few fictional pieces from those authors who wrote after the English language lost its florid phrasing and before the age of film, television,etc corrupted the descriptive process. Those authors had an ability to paint with words-Doyle, Graves, Conrad all from that era. Even the Oxford University titles from those decades are a pleasure to read for the clarity and composition. Winston Churchill's works are beyond beautiful in his grammar selection.

For non fiction, here my all time favorite: "Slave of the Huns" - by Géza Gárdonyi. Will look some of your suggestions up to find them in German, thanks.
 
I really like some fantasy/sci fi series. Has anyone ever read the malazan book of the fallen? Its by steven erickson and its my favorite series of all time. It also has an offshoot by the guys friend ian c. Esslemont which the name escapes me at the moment but its good too
 
So, non-fiction is based on reality, and fiction is a figment of imagination based on some kind of reality. Only reality isn't really real, and even historical texts are biased and slanted based on who's in 'power' so I'll stick with fantasy / fiction / non-reality reality. Because fiction is based in part on fact and a future potential 'reality'.
 
So, non-fiction is based on reality, and fiction is a figment of imagination based on some kind of reality. Only reality isn't really real, and even historical texts are biased and slanted based on who's in 'power' so I'll stick with fantasy / fiction / non-reality reality. Because fiction is based in part on fact and a future potential 'reality'.
Yep thats how i look at it too lol
 
So, non-fiction is based on reality, and fiction is a figment of imagination based on some kind of reality. Only reality isn't really real, and even historical texts are biased and slanted based on who's in 'power' so I'll stick with fantasy / fiction / non-reality reality. Because fiction is based in part on fact and a future potential 'reality'.
This is an interesting way to look at it, to a point of course. Of course, no one is going to argue that the "reality" of Harry Potter is just as grounded in the "reality" we live in as, say, a book about the history of the Cold War. Of course, your point about the "reality" being slanted by the author is a very valid point (and why I used the Cold War as an example). An American-based account of the Cold War may be vastly different than a Soviet account, but both are still "based" on some "facts," although they're both likely filled with "opinions" and perhaps add or omit some "facts" or part of the "reality," but it's still "based on" reality, where (some) fiction is based entirely on a fictitious premise. That said, there are lessons to be learned from fiction and non-fiction of course, and both can be enjoyed if well-written. So, yeah, we may never have an "absolute reality," even in "non-fiction," and we may be able to learn a lot about history/culture/etc from "fiction" (like Homer or Arabian Nights for example).
 
This is an interesting way to look at it, to a point of course. Of course, no one is going to argue that the "reality" of Harry Potter is just as grounded in the "reality" we live in as, say, a book about the history of the Cold War. Of course, your point about the "reality" being slanted by the author is a very valid point (and why I used the Cold War as an example). An American-based account of the Cold War may be vastly different than a Soviet account, but both are still "based" on some "facts," although they're both likely filled with "opinions" and perhaps add or omit some "facts" or part of the "reality," but it's still "based on" reality, where (some) fiction is based entirely on a fictitious premise. That said, there are lessons to be learned from fiction and non-fiction of course, and both can be enjoyed if well-written. So, yeah, we may never have an "absolute reality," even in "non-fiction," and we may be able to learn a lot about history/culture/etc from "fiction" (like Homer or Arabian Nights for example).

I've heard the Japanese version of WW2 is wildly different than the version I was taught in school. someone famous maybe it was a roman historian once said that history is wrote by the victors....
 
"History is written by the victors"

-Unknown origins but attributed to Winston Churchill who wrote the words, inspired by
"We will go down in history either as the world's greatest statesmen or its worst villains."

-Hermann Göring
 
I've heard the Japanese version of WW2 is wildly different than the version I was taught in school. someone famous maybe it was a roman historian once said that history is wrote by the victors....
"History is written by the victors"

-Unknown origins but attributed to Winston Churchill who wrote the words, inspired by
"We will go down in history either as the world's greatest statesmen or its worst villains."

-Hermann Göring
Yes. I'm not arguing that any account of history is the "one true" or an "absolute" history, only that it's disingenuous to say that since even "nonfiction" isn't "absolute reality" that it's no more grounded in reality, or contains no more reality, than fantasy fiction. That's all I'm saying, and that much should be obvious, so I don't really need to point it out I suppose.
 
So, non-fiction is based on reality, and fiction is a figment of imagination based on some kind of reality. Only reality isn't really real, and even historical texts are biased and slanted based on who's in 'power' so I'll stick with fantasy / fiction / non-reality reality. Because fiction is based in part on fact and a future potential 'reality'.

Yep thats how i look at it too lol

Wait, but if fiction is more real than reality, what does that make reality?

Oh man. I am going to be pschitsophrenia from this.
 
I hate when people start talking about books and stuff and you have no idea what going on !!

Rant Over!!
 
I hate when people start talking about books and stuff and you have no idea what going on !!

Rant Over!!

hahahaha. "and stuff" hahahahaha

It is the classic fiction vs. non-fiction type of debates. Fiction is fake and non-fiction is real life. Yet crappy written non-fiction is lesser than quality fiction from the point of view of reality.

I admit I try to read several sides of a topic before deciding what is what. Some data is fixed names, dates, places, How they got there and what came afterwards is the big debate.
 
Wait, but if fiction is more real than reality, what does that make reality?

Oh man. I am going to be pschitsophrenia from this.


Well, the reality in fiction is more real because real reality is more fiction than fiction.
 
hahahaha. "and stuff" hahahahaha

It is the classic fiction vs. non-fiction type of debates. Fiction is fake and non-fiction is real life. Yet crappy written non-fiction is lesser than quality fiction from the point of view of reality.

I admit I try to read several sides of a topic before deciding what is what. Some data is fixed names, dates, places, How they got there and what came afterwards is the big debate.
^This. The last part. Some things aren't really "up for debate," such as who the leaders of various countries during WWII were, or even the general outcome of a given battle, but, as you said, determining exactly "why" people/groups did what they did and what they were thinking is likely impossible to know for sure, and the "good vs evil," "good guys vs bad guys" is often a matter of interpretation, at least on some technical level. Like you said, we can "absolutely" say who the leader of the US was when we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima, and who the leader of Japan was at the time; this is, of course, more "based in reality" than, say, the fight between elves and orcs in Middle Earth. Where we sort of lose "objectivity" or "facts" is when we say who the "good guys" were in any situation, or try to say exactly "why" any side did what they did or what they were thinking.

We can't just say that since we don't have "absolute truth" that everything is equally "untrue" or "fictitious." That's just silly haha.
 
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